[Western Crossover] Everyday Romance with Tim, Plus AFK Zombie-Slaying

Ever since he made a deal with the System and came back to life in this world, Lateral has diligently slacked off and coasted through everything.

He left the missions on autopilot and let the plants use their own initiative to solve things.

They were so intelligent already. Surely they could manage without a commander.

He still had fishing to do later.

But why did they have to make him a Batkid? Wasn't that kind of sensitive identity likely to get him turned into a display case if the Bat freak found out?

Still, these genes were great. Even though he stayed up late all the time, he could still maintain his flawless good looks.

Less than a month later, Lateral had completely come around.

Why were his eyes so beautiful? Why was his smile so gentle? Why were his legs so long and strong? Why did his whole being make my heart race so much?

After holding back for a while because of all his concerns, Lateral finally exploded.

Let the past stay in the past. From now on, he was a brand-new person.

What had he said before? He couldn't remember.

The most important thing now was...

Lateral dropped to one knee in a flash.

My clever, agile little Red Bird, will you marry me? Or I can marry you, if you prefer.

The little Red Bird brought Lateral home, planning to formally introduce his boyfriend to the family. Unexpectedly, Lateral took the initiative and spoke first.

He looked at the man seated at the head of the table and said, "Although this isn't our first meeting, Mr. Wayne, please let me introduce myself first. My name is Lateral Dean. I am your biological child, but that's not important. I'm here today only because I'm Tim's boyfriend. Tim is your adopted son, so I don't want to join this family through blood ties. The only identity I accept is Tim's partner."

Bruce Wayne: !!!

The flock of birds gathered around them: What's going on? It sounds like he's saying something completely new.

Pairing: the little Red Bird. Another familiar Batkid story.

The hybrid plants are inspired by the Plants vs. Zombies modded edition, which is still being updated!

Content warning: The protagonist is not a virgin! (Please proceed with caution if this bothers you!)

Theme: Love can heal everything.