[Western Crossover] A Guide to Assigning Kryptonian Kids

[The story is complete! Occasional revisions. The uniforms have been updated; please see the character profiles.]

Here's a preview of my upcoming story! The synopsis and content warnings are below!

[Western Crossover] My Lover Comes from Six Feet Under (A story about Big Red and Little Red)

I'm Tim Drake, from another world. My family is pretty well-off, and I'm currently studying law, which is absolutely making me go bald.

I'm either tired or chugging coffee every day.

Unfortunately, I'm allergic to caffeine. After drinking a huge cup of coffee, I woke from a nap to find myself in the DC universe.

Great.

I'm a hardcore Batman fan. I chase his trail around the city. Click, click: the sound of the shutter.

Now there's the first Robin, who loves gymnastics. His laugh is amazing, but unfortunately, he fought with Batman and later left for another city.

Then came the second Robin, my favorite Robin. He popped tires and threw side kicks. He was smoking hot.

He told me that becoming Robin was the best day of his life.

Then one day, he died.

I mean, I realized I couldn't save him.

I couldn't save him.

I followed the story and became the third Robin. I'm the sweet, obedient little red bird. I'm the third son of the Wayne family. I'm Timothy Jackson Drake. I'm Peter Pan, forever young. But I'm not Tim Drake, the one who belongs to Jason Todd...

But I really want to love him.

Later, my second brother crawled out from six feet under. I saw him dig through the dirt. I saw him climb out. I saw...

I don't want him to suffer.

He's the person I love most in the world, and the reason I came to this world.

Note: A story about Big Red and Little Red. Tim's characterization is quite complex.

Here is the synopsis of this story:

Waking up to find he has another child? A certain young reporter can't take it anymore.

"Superman, that isn't your kid," says Luthor, patron saint of childbirth.

True, the kid's last name is Allen, and he even has a power ring.

"Okay, I'm dating Teddy, but we really don't have a kid!" cries a certain valiant Green Lantern, protesting his innocence.

"He has black hair and blue eyes. He's my kid," the young reporter insists.

"No, Bluebird also has black hair and blue eyes. Nightwing even gave him a name. He said to my face that Bluebird was his mom!"

"Nonsense! He's my boyfriend!" Dick says, whipping out his escrima sticks.

Dick meets a poor little thing who has no home, a terrible father, and a dead younger brother. This poor little thing is also his neighbor.

"He's as free as the wind, as far away as the wind."

The poor little thing repairs his relationship with Jason. The poor little thing joins him in cursing their old man. The poor little thing races with him.

They dance in the clouds. They kiss beneath the night sky.

"If I have a tomorrow, then it will be a tomorrow with you."

In a nutshell: Give the big brother a Kryptonian!

[Thanks for your support! The story will switch to paid chapters in reverse chronological order starting with Chapter 30, so don't buy the wrong chapters.]

[I'll make a few minor revisions to the first and second volumes to connect them with later foreshadowing.]

Warnings:

1. This is not a pairing where both leads are inexperienced! Dick has an ex! But there will be no romantic entanglements with the ex. In the story, Dick only dates Little Fei!

2. There are SuperBat and Green/Red. Don't read if you dislike those pairings.

3. The final pairing is Jason and Tim, 232.

4. This is an ensemble story.

5. Lots of DC hell jokes. I'll be clicking a prayer bead counter, but keeping the hellish humor.

6. Plot:romance = 6:4

Theme: Keep growing and become a better version of yourself.