A Swan Flies into Shiratorizawa

Bai Niao Na, a third-year student at Heifeng Middle School, finally loses it after losing to Kitagawa Daiichi three years in a row. Damn you, Oikawa!! As the teams shake hands across the net, Oikawa smirks. "Bai Niao, you got beaten by the great Oikawa again!" Bai Niao Na is so furious he loses all control of his expression. "Let go of me! I'm taking Oikawa down with me!!" Shirabu desperately holds back his deranged senior and calmly delivers a threat. "A sack and a club would suit you better, Oikawa-senpai." Oikawa's handsome smile instantly turns to terror, and he silently covers his head. Heifeng Middle School is full of weirdos! When it comes time to choose a high school, Bai Niao Na resolutely picks Shiratorizawa from among all the options. Bai Niao Na: I'm a swan, and Shiratorizawa has swans in its name. Shiratorizawa and I were made for each other! Coach Washijo: You aren't suited to Shiratorizawa. Bai Niao Na: Coach, maybe you should look at my name before you say that? Coach Washijo: You can't force a melon to be sweet. Bai Niao Na: I'll force it off the vine and dip it in sauce. So, without an athletic scholarship, Bai Niao Na gets into Shiratorizawa on the strength of his excellent grades. Bai Niao Na: It's so sweet. Coach Washijo: ... A swan flies out of Shiratorizawa, where the strong rule. When the coach benches him, he's cheerful: This is the best seat in the house! Ushijima's spikes are so cool~ Though I'm cooler! When the opponents block him again and again, he's optimistic: Great, great. I can predict their blocks perfectly now. The stage is mine! When he's fooled by all kinds of feints, he's sunny: I've downloaded an anti-scam app. These eyes can spot every kind of phone scam, so you can't fool me! The players from every school that lost to Shiratorizawa: ...We have no idea what happened. A giant white goose flapped its wings and flew right at us! On very rare occasions, Shiratorizawa's giant white goose shows a quiet, gentle side, shielding his friends from the rain and gloom with his enormous wings. One anonymous Shiratorizawa player says: Bai Niao? That guy's so cocky and self-obsessed. Every day he asks us the same stupid question: "Do you love me a little more today?" Reporter: So how do you answer him? Anonymous Shiratorizawa player: We're sick of him asking every day, but of course we say yes! Damn it, does he expect us to tell him we love him to death every single day? We have our pride, too! The red-haired white eagle passes by and shouts: We love you sooooo much! Bai Niao Na was born to be happy. No side couples except for the canon couples and the main couple in this story. Reader's Guide: 1. A narcissistic little swan. 2. A sports-anime mashup, mainly focused on Haikyuu!! OOC warning. 3. The couple is Sweet Cone Baby. Sweet Cone is the sweetest!! Theme: Kindness can heal the world