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1. 1 真 [Football] I Really Want to Get Sacked [足球]真的想下课 plasmonnNo CP1.0M WordsOngoing Ethan Stock, England's iron-willed captain. After overcoming one obstacle after another and finally leading England to the European Championship title, he promptly retired on the spot for health reasons. But what greeted him afterward was his teammates' wailing: "Please, Ethan, save England!" Ethan: "? Hello?" * He struggled to get England out of the group stage, then happily prepared to step down. The FA: "Please, please! Just take us through the knockout rounds!" When Ethan finally managed 11.5kFavorites14.6kClicks/ch88.7kGifts

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   (It's been a while since I watched it, I've forgotten a bit) I watched it at the beginning and it was pretty good.

2. 2 仁 [Football] Palace Infighting at Ren: The Crown Prince Takes Charge Early [足球]仁宫内斗，太子早当家 Pine Breeze Carries the Moon松风渡月No CP723k WordsOngoing Huge news! Huge news! After years of barren soil, Bayern's youth academy has finally grown another fresh, sweet little cabbage. This talented young player made his way through the fierce competition at Bayern at a young age and secured a spot in the first team. The club takes good care of him as he grows, but he still has plenty to worry about. Bayern is full of superstars, and as a youngster, he doesn't get many chances to play. Every match, he has to sit on the bench and wait eagerly for the 7kFavorites8.7kClicks/ch10.4kGifts

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   The ecological environment remains an indispensable part of football.

3. 3 猫 [Football] Kitty Ball [足球]猫猫球 Wool Pants羊毛裤No CP1.0M WordsOngoing [A little cat plays football, a goalkeeper story to make up for Portugal's regrets] Braviri is a little cat, skilled at hunting (saving shots) and sleeping while standing up. But he accidentally turned into a human, and was “kidnapped” by a scout and a club to become a goalkeeper. Now he works hard to earn fish treats. There is just one small flaw in his hardworking life: Whenever the clock strikes twelve, he turns back into a fluffy little cat... How to conquer Earth while keeping his secret 31.1kFavorites47.1kClicks/ch129.2kGifts

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   Kitty! [Sunglasses]

4. 4 我 [Football] I’m Just That Good at Assists [足球]我就是能助攻 Wind Southward风斯图南No CP1.3M WordsCompleted Pinned: Can you all call me Feng Sibei? I can’t change my pen name right now, but I want it to be Feng Sibei. Thanks, girls! Also known as: The Spineless Midfielder Play Football! All you need is legs! A sharp-tongued football fan transmigrates into a Bayern youth forward with a broken ankle. His running is youth-team level, and his shooting is neighborhood-pitch level. On the first day of his recovery, the club’s youth director tries to get him to quit. The story starts on hell difficulty! 23.5kFavorites35.5kClicks/ch110.9kGifts

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   It's alright, though sometimes the author makes some common sense errors (it depends on whether you can accept them).

5. 5 大 [Football] The Great Dreamer [足球]大梦想家 NINA YeNINA耶Danmei (BL)1.2M WordsOngoing *Warning: After the Night in Istanbul, AC Milan transfers to Liverpool; the Merseyside derby; Real Madrid and Barcelona swapping players; extreme melodrama and characters making terrible choices, with enough stress to raise your blood pressure. Little Octopus Aoti is trapped in the highest-difficulty playthrough of the fully immersive simulation game Soccer Life, with no way out. Unless he can beat the game. There seem to be only two ways to win: should he keep hi 14.4kFavorites20kClicks/ch238.3kGifts

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   Mischievous little octopus, we love you!!! [Sunglasses][Kiss]

6. 6 决 [Football] The Decisive Moment [足球]决定性瞬间 Gently Embracing the Moon疏疏揽月No CP1.9M WordsCompleted As everyone knows, I Niu never turns his anger inward. He only blames other people. At sixteen, he spent three days and three nights arguing with the media as the youngest Manchester United first-team player in the Premier League. At seventeen, he vowed he would never join the England national team. At eighteen, he helped Manchester United become Europe’s first treble winners. At twenty, he became the youngest national team captain in Europe. From then on, he was the most talked-about and hotte 10.5kFavorites16.9kClicks/ch23kGifts

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   Please support Inu!

7. 7 这 [Football] Did This Little Bear Forward Fall Off Your Club? [足球]这只后锋小熊是你家俱乐部掉的吗？ Pan-Fried Flipped Salted Fish咸鱼翻面煎Danmei (BL)157k WordsOngoing [A German bear with a honey-mustard flavor: sweet with a little kick. His playing style leans toward Beckenbauer's, a libero roaming freely across the whole pitch. This is mainly about building up two old-school groups: the Class of '92, a youthful storm, and the spicy hot-pot ImPact.] This little bear's main job is selling bread, and football is just his side hustle. Ferguson snatched him back (crossed out) picked him up (check mark). Every teammate who has played alongside Geni Staal has had t 9.1kFavorites16.1kClicks/ch8kGifts

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   Honey Bear

8. 8 在 [Football] At Bayern, You Can Even Play Football [足球]在拜仁你甚至可以踢球 PolitikerinDanmei (BL)806k WordsCompleted My completed story, [Football] The Old Boss Is My Dad, is in my column. Heine was released by a 3. Liga team because he couldn’t adapt, and with no club to play for, he happened to be spotted by Van Gaal, who brought him to Bayern. Later, his dazzling blond hair and handsome face couldn’t stop reporters from itching to pick on Bayern’s only pushover. Reporter: Hi, Heine. What do you think of B 8.6kFavorites12.8kClicks/ch14.7kGifts

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   When will I stop laughing when I see Ren Shen kick me? Everyone, come and kiss our invincible center forward, okay?

9. 9 仁 [Football] The Crown Prince of Ninigong Is Also a Stray Little Lion [足球]仁宫太子也是流浪小狮 Wu Jiu Wa婺九蛙Danmei (BL)708k WordsCompleted [The main story is complete. Extras will be posted from time to time~] After nearly ten years of diligently working at Bayern, wearing the captain's armband for both the reserve team and Germany U17, Coriano Wimmer is now feeling a little panicked. No matter how well he performs, his football never seems to catch the first-team manager's eye. Just as his career hits a crossroads, an unexpected offer arrives from Southern Europe. It's the club he's cherished for over a decade, his one true love: 6.5kFavorites8.2kClicks/ch10kGifts

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   Good relationship

10. 10 红 [Football] A Red-and-White Dream [足球]红白之梦 Affection Across Ten Thousand Miles万里含情No CP675k WordsCompleted Cesc Fabregas once paid for his own transfer to Barcelona, claiming he was homesick. Samir Nasri joined Manchester City, claiming he had moved to Arsenal for the sake of his career. More recently, Alex Song and Robin van Persie joined Barcelona and Manchester United respectively in the final days of the summer transfer window. In just two seasons, Arsenal had lost four key players. And yet the club still had to contend with an owner who wouldn't spend, a stadium to pay off, a league campaign i 4.4kFavorites5.9kClicks/ch11.2kGifts

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    Are all the bosses still writing about Maotai factories these days?

11. 11 成 [Football] Making a Name for Myself as an Assistant Intern [足球]成名从实习助理做起 re Lire栎Danmei (BL)378k WordsOngoing ⚠️Before reading: If this isn't to your taste, you don't have to read it. The entire story is free and unsigned, so if you can't stomach it, just click the back button in the upper-left corner. Please don't finish it and then leave a bad review or file a complaint. Thank you for your cooperation. The protagonist is a pure-hearted Italian guy: an undergraduate with a bit of academic talent, mildly looks-obsessed, kind, and prone to overthinking. He isn't a founder of the Milan Lab, but he witne 3kFavorites2kClicks/ch3.9kGifts

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    Milan's Inter Milan is now in action!

12. 12 小 [Football] Can Little Lambs Play Soccer Too? [足球]小羊也可以踢球吗 Heartless Cooking Machine无情做饭机Danmei (BL)1.3M WordsCompleted This novel will become a premium story on February 26. Thank you for your support! Lino Caprio, the star prince of the Viola, Fiorentina’s rising star. Fans call him “the Gazelle” for his nimble movements and delicate dribbling, and affectionately call him Lambie. But no one knows that Lino really is a fluffy, cream-colored lamb who goes baa. Every day, Lino works hard to hide his lamb’s tail and pass as an ordinary human. His daily routine consists of playing football, competing, and cuddlin 25.3kFavorites34.4kClicks/ch88.7kGifts

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    Even lambs can play football.

13. 13 踢 Football: The Point of Playing Is to Win [足球]踢足球就是要赢 Drifting in a Frost-Free Harbor流离不冻港Danmei (BL)1.0M WordsCompleted Yolamir Griffin, football’s playboy, the notorious bastard who’s famous for having a heart of gold. An AC Milan academy graduate, a forward who should have red and black blood in his veins, he only ever plays with real passion when he’s back home, celebrating more wildly than anyone. He’s a griffin on the pitch, the uncrowned king of Italy. Yolamir: In this world, I’m the one who lets people down. Nobody gets to say I let them down. A bastard only has a tiny bit of sincerity. The rest of his 11.9kFavorites17.2kClicks/ch26.1kGifts

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    Win win win

14. 14 米 [Football] Milan Deserves It [足球]米兰应得的 Roasted Chestnuts in Winter冬吃炒栗子Danmei (BL)942k WordsOngoing Football and Milan were one and the same to Matt. Football was Milan, and Milan was football. He loved football as much as he loved Milan. Maldini, Shevchenko, Gattuso, Inzaghi, Nesta, Pirlo, Kaka… One shining name after another graced the San Siro, yet Matt had never seen them in person, or even on a livestream. He’d started watching football too late! He wasn’t a diehard fan, so missing Milan’s dynasty only left him with a little regret. Now he had the chance to witness it firsthand. No, to 10.2kFavorites16.3kClicks/ch43.2kGifts

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    Such a good day is well-deserved for the cat.

15. 15 绿 [Soccer] Crown of the Green Field (足球)绿茵王冠 ZenoTeaDanmei (BL)239k WordsOngoing When I first started writing this, I had no outline at all. I just wrote wherever my dreams took me, so I'm planning to start over and rewrite it from the outline onward. Serious blurb: After spending fourteen years as a free wind on the Apennine Peninsula, Max Franz returned to the banks of the Isar, only to be told to waste his days being "restrained and proper." When the final whistle blew at the World Cup final, he stood before the goal and embraced the sky, with tens of thousands of fans 2kFavorites1.7kClicks/ch3.6kGifts
16. 16 小 [Football] A Puppy Reincarnates as the King of Football [足球]小狗转生成球王 Zhou Rujiang周入江No CP2.3M WordsCompleted A9 is an intelligent teacher from the future. Its mission is to train someone to become a top talent in their field, a winner in the eyes of others. But it accidentally bonded with a Shetland Sheepdog who could only understand four commands: sit, lie down, shake, and spin. The dog only cared about rubber balls. After waiting twenty years for the dog to die of ol 58.6kFavorites109.6kClicks/ch574.4kGifts

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    With his mischievous little dog, Sheldon arrives in his loyal Great Britain!

17. 17 一 [Football] I Accidentally Won the Grand Slam [足球]一不小心就大满贯了 Who Has a Cat Pancake谁有猫饼No CP1.8M WordsCompleted [Next up: [Football] Oops, I Turned into a Cat] [Synopsis] The media often joke that football is ruled by three Portuguese men: top-tier star Cristiano Ronaldo, top-tier coach Jose Mourinho, and top-tier agent Jorge Mendes. That is, until a fourth Portuguese player appeared out of nowhere at the 2016 European Championship. He achieved a miraculous record with no precedent and no equal, and his handsome face, as dazzling as his skills, made headlines throughout the football world all summer. La 14.7kFavorites23.9kClicks/ch89kGifts

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    Fruit Tooth Puppy Prince

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