After Getting Poisoned by Mushrooms

A little bedtime sweet treat. Complete. Thank you, cuties, for your support. During the post-divorce cooling-off period, Song Qiusheng had just gone drinking with a friend when he inexplicably acquired a mute System. Apart from issuing tasks and punishments, it was usually as quiet as the dead. [Host, please give your beloved a peck on the lips.] [Host, please fall asleep in your beloved's arms tonight.] [Host, be a little sweetheart today. Yes, that means you should be a sweetheart who actively asks for kisses and hugs, not make a sweet little dessert with your own hands.] Knowing the System was mute, Song Qiusheng cursed it out in his head eight hundred times a day. At first: He scoffed at the tasks, then got punished until he was out of his mind. Gradually: These humiliating tasks were worse than dying. In the end: He let loose and went crazy completing them. When someone gets pushed too far, of course they go crazy. Huo Xi, a refined and gentle gentleman, couldn't understand how his spouse of three years, whom he'd married by agreement, had become a completely different person during their divorce cooling-off period. Look, here he comes again. "Hubby, you know my butt's perky enough to balance a soda bottle on it. Don't you want to see how it feels?" Huo Xi, who hadn't been called "hubby" once in their three years of marriage, closed his eyes, concealing the storm brewing within them. "Yes, darling, I really do want to find out." With Huo Xi indulging him, Song Qiusheng felt terrifyingly powerful. "Damn it, System, give me another task. I'm going to top Huo Xi today." Then one day, they suddenly discovered that Song Qiusheng's legal but bizarre behavior was all because he'd eaten undercooked mushrooms. Some people are alive, but would be better off dead. This is a silly comedy. Just enjoy it, and don't take it seriously. Reading guide: 1. There is no System. The System is a hallucination caused by poisoning, and it has a mind of its own, haha. He returns to normal after the poison wears off. 2. Studies indicate that hallucinations caused by mushroom poisoning can last anywhere from a few hours to several days, and the kinds of hallucinations vary. So this story is based on reality. 3. Mushroom poisoning is serious. The protagonists accidentally ate the mushrooms. Readers, do not imitate them. Do not imitate them. Do not imitate them. 4. A short, ridiculous, sweet story, a little over 100,000 words. Both leads are virgins. Theme: Through a twist of fate, rediscovering one's truest self.