Tree Hollow, I’m the One Who Was Switched at Birth QwQ

[My new story, Morning! Wooden Man, is currently being serialized. Below is the blurb for another comedy told through a forum thread.] Blurb: In the eyes of his classmates, Xia Shangzhou is a handsome, aloof academic star at medical school, someone they barely dare approach. In his own eyes, however, he’s a serious homebody who can’t make friends and has nowhere to turn when things happen except the homebody forum’s confession board. He opened the forum and drafted a post: Confession Board, I was switched at birth Remembering the forum rules’ advice to act cute to get replies, he added: QwQ * Xia Shangzhou has always been bothered by how serious and earnest he is, and how out of place he feels among his goofy parents. Then it turned out he had been switched at birth. The forum’s goofy users imagined an over-the-top rich-family drama and were convinced he was about to leave his goofy parents behind and embark on a successful life! Instead, their fantasies were mercilessly face-slapped by the goofy rich family. What began as a switched-at-birth confession turned into a livestreamed romance. Xia Shangzhou gained two sets of goofy parents, one dependable big brother, and a handsome lover who had also been switched at birth. * The story also features the sort of undercover identity-reveal drama that onlookers love: … NL Original Poster Thanks, everyone. We’re together now =V= N+1L Flying Spaghetti Thanks, everyone. We’re together now =V= N+2L He lurked the whole time, chatting along and even helping himself get together with the guy. Flying Spaghetti, your schemes run deep! The moderators should ban you! *The aloof, naturally beautiful bottom, Xia Shangzhou, forum ID: Original Poster *The scheming, dependable, handsome top, Zuo Fei, forum ID: Flying Spaghetti *[A silly sweet romance, one-on-one, told through forum posts and regular narration. Sons switched at birth fall in love.] *[No secondary couples. Big Brother Zuo stays single the whole time. He only loves his work.] *My stories feature a top who loves the bottom and a bottom who loves the top. If you can’t accept that, I don’t recommend reading. Please add my upcoming story to your reading list: Confession Board, My Master Pushed Me Off a Cliff Blurb: [Tianzhu Forum] [Gossip Board] Confession Board, My Master Pushed Me Off a Cliff [Original Poster]: At the sect’s entrance trials that year, all the other gifted candidates were entranced by the supernatural phenomena, while I alone remained unmoved. The sect master praised me highly and recommended me to my master as an apprentice. My master, with the bearing of an immortal, arrived on a cloud and alighted gracefully. I was just a country bumpkin, and one look at him made me feel ashamed of myself. My master looked at me, too, but with pity in his eyes. I knew things were going to go badly. A figure so otherworldly must have seen that I was actually dull-witted and couldn’t see any of the supernatural phenomena. Being rejected at the trials would have been humiliating! But to my surprise, my master was willing to spare my pride and accepted me as his apprentice right then and there. Naturally, I was deeply grateful. For decades, I have served him faithfully, sweeping floors, serving tea, and working tirelessly. I would gladly lay down my life for him. Sadly, I was kept in the dark and never learned the real reason I couldn’t see the supernatural phenomena. He had known all along, and spared no rare treasures in raising me as a human medicine vessel. …That’s enough for now. My master’s calling me. I’m going to give him some water. [First Reply] Isn’t that title a little too horrifying?! Master pushed you off a cliff? How can you still post? Are you okay? [Second Reply] Poor Original Poster. Judging by the main post, your master’s up to something! [Third Reply] This has to be made up… Your master pushed you off a cliff, and you’re still giving him water? [Fourth Reply] [Original Poster] I’ve tied my master to the bed. If I don’t give him water, how’s he supposed to drink? [Fifth Reply] Holy crap?! [Sixth Reply] Holy crap?!!! Couple: A green-tea, yandere, loyal-dog top x a dignified, authoritarian, beautiful bottom. Names not decided yet. A comedy told through a gossip forum. Strong x strong, happy ending. The top is stubborn and unreliable as a narrator. Remember that. Please add my story to your reading list~ Please follow my author page~ Theme: Fate can take an incredible turn, and the love of family will help you clear every level.