It's finished! Thank you, sweethearts, for your support.
My next book is about a honeymoon trip for two top-tier experts. It's a dual quick-transmigration story. The blurb is at the very bottom. If you're interested, feel free to follow it now. It launches next month.
The year Qiu Ci turned sixteen, he had just been kicked out of the orphanage when a handsome man with snow-white hair suddenly appeared before him.
He saw the handsome man command the wind and rain, shift shapes and positions, and transform in countless ways.
The white-haired man claimed to be an immortal. He needed to sign a contract with a mortal to help him cultivate, and in return he could grant the mortal a long life.
Homeless and in the throes of teenage rebellion, Qiu Ci agreed without a second thought.
For two years, Qiu Ci relied on the immortal's pills to cleanse and transform his body. He became as beautiful as an immortal and a hugely popular rising star in the entertainment industry.
But after he turned eighteen, the immortal told him it was time to fulfill their contract.
What cultivation contract?
It was a marriage contract!
Qiu Ci was completely stunned.
This immortal really was an immortal, but he was no respectable being.
The last nine-tailed fox in the world ascended to godhood and became the God of Joy.
Jiuqing: "It's written in black and white. A Ci, are you trying to welch on the deal?"
Qiu Ci couldn't help rolling his eyes and earnestly explained that two people had to love each other to get married.
Jiuqing thought it over very seriously. "Well, I love you, and I want no one but you. You'll just have to figure out how to fall in love with me."
Qiu Ci: "..." Can you act normal for once?
But he gradually discovered that this world was actually pretty abnormal too.
A director with a handlebar mustache, famous for historical dramas, was a Black Tortoise divine beast.
A famous screenwriter who loved wearing white was a Bai Ze auspicious beast.
The entertainment industry's biggest foodie beauty was actually an incarnation of Taotie.
And he himself seemed less and less like a human, too.
Fake aloof, genuinely scatterbrained shou x fake domineering CEO, genuinely goofy immortal gong.
Reader's Guide:
1. Both leads have no prior sexual experience. The gong pampers the shou. Many author-created details, beloved by all.
2. The author isn't a celebrity fan, and none of the characters are based on real people. Please don't make assumptions.
3. No need to tell me if you're dropping the book. Thanks for all your support, sweethearts. The author is five-foot-one, and she'll jump up to give you a big smooch.
First version of the blurb posted on January 29, 2022.
Pre-release: Honeymoon Trip for Top-Tier Experts, a dual quick-transmigration story.
Two top agents from the quick-transmigration agency retired and lived as neighbors for five years before suddenly falling for each other.
The two experts hit it off and decided to take a honeymoon in a few small worlds.
The quick-transmigration agency was so desperately short-staffed that one employee had a bright idea and sent the two experts into mission worlds.
The two experts had rather bad tempers. They were willing to do the missions, but only by their own rules.
In the entertainment industry, a newly crowned Best Actor and an up-and-coming director had been childhood friends, but a misunderstanding drove them apart.
Mission requirement: Make peace in front of millions of witnesses.
The two experts scoffed and immediately announced their relationship, then held hands and took their nephew to a family variety show.
That counts as making peace, right?
Quick-Transmigration System: "..." You're the experts. You make the rules.
A regent planning a rebellion and an incompetent ruler were on the verge of losing their kingdom.
Mission requirement: Save the country and make it prosper.
Instead, the expert who transmigrated into the regent went straight to the palace to offer himself to the ruler, declaring that he wanted to be empress.
The court officials said bluntly that the country was doomed.
The expert scoffed. Nation-building and reform were his specialties.
The immortal and demonic realms were on the brink of war when the two experts happened to transmigrate.
Mission requirement: Maintain the balance between the immortal and demonic realms.
The two experts met each other's eyes across the mountains and seas, and knew they had found the right person.
So the disciples of both realms watched as the Immortal Lord flung himself into the Demon Lord's arms.
Then they shared a passionate kiss in front of everyone.
The immortal and demonic realms: "..." We must have started today's battle the wrong way.
In the 1970s, the national college entrance exams were reinstated. A sent-down educated youth and a young herdsman parted, never to meet again in their lifetimes.
Mission requirement: Make up for their regrets.
The two experts: Easy. Take the exam together and leave together.
The villagers: That boy who looks after the horses hasn't even finished middle school. He thinks he can take the college entrance exam?
The two experts rode across the grasslands on the same horse. What was so hard about the exam? They would have some fun first.
In short, you think the two experts are on their honeymoon, but actually they're doing missions. You think they're doing missions, but actually they're honeymooning again.
Ling Qiusang (shou) looks sweet and obedient, but is secretly a ridiculously powerful, sly operator: The guy next door is the top expert on the quick-transmigration rankings. A refined gentleman like him must like sunny boys, right?
Shi Yi (gong) looks refined and gentle, but is actually scheming and devious: The cute little troublemaker next door suddenly changed his ways and is trying to get close to me? Interesting! The best hunters often pose as prey. The little cutie seems to think he's an elegant young gentleman?
Heh, then let's both play along.
Theme: Strive for a happy life
Pre-receipt of "The Honeymoon Trip of the Full-Level Boss" double quick travel.
Interested little cuties can click and collect them first, okay?
Copywriting awaiting revision:
Two big bosses who quickly broke through the bureau, and had been neighbors for five years after retirement, suddenly saw eye to eye.
The two big guys hit it off immediately and decided to spend their honeymoon in a few small worlds.
An employee of the Kuaishou Bureau, who was desperately short of people, came up with an idea and sent the two big guys into the mission world.
The two bosses don't have a good temper. It's okay to do tasks, but they have to follow their own rules.
In the entertainment industry, the Best Actor and the King of Singers were lovers, but they parted ways due to a misunderstanding.
Mission requirements: Shake hands and make peace in the presence of tens of millions of people.
The two bosses sneered, turned around and officially announced their relationship, and even went on a love variety show hand in hand.
Is this considered a handshake and peace?
Quick travel system: "..." You are the boss, you have the final say.
The regent and useless king, who were preparing to rebel, were about to destroy the country.
Mission requirements: Protect the country and develop and grow.
As a result, a certain boss dressed as a regent turned around and went to the palace to recommend himself as a pillow.
Speakers are blunt about this national pill.
The boss sneered, carrying out infrastructure reform, this is their strength.
Other worlds are to be determined. If you are interested, you can collect them first.
In short, you think the two big guys are on their honeymoon, but they are actually doing tasks. When you think they are doing tasks, they are actually on their honeymoon again.
I feel like these victims are probably going to make trouble. They kindly gave you food, but as time went on they couldn't make ends meet, so they started to eat worse and worse because they wanted to make trouble. They were really supercilious, and they should just die.
"Although it feels a little inconsistent, where is it..." This is a big bug for the author~
But that
The plot is quite good, but the progress of the relationship is a bit slow, and then suddenly jumps a bit in the middle, which made me scratch my head and liver.
My deepest condolences, take care of yourself
It's so suffocating to watch here.
That world is so beautiful, I envy it
"Qing" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
Qing
Tiandao came out specifically to act in the show, but... He was quite free?
My tears are worthless... I can't say anything gorgeous, but the description is so good that it makes you immersive.
Pre-receipt of "The Honeymoon Trip of the Full-Level Boss" double quick travel. Interested little cuties can click and collect them first, okay? Copywriting awaiting revision: Two big bosses who quickly broke through the bureau, and had been neighbors for five years after retirement, suddenly saw eye to eye. The two big guys hit it off immediately and decided to spend their honeymoon in a few small worlds. An employee of the Kuaishou Bureau, who was desperately short of people, came up with an idea and sent the two big guys into the mission world. The two bosses don't have a good temper. It's okay to do tasks, but they have to follow their own rules. In the entertainment industry, the Best Actor and the King of Singers were lovers, but they parted ways due to a misunderstanding. Mission requirements: Shake hands and make peace in the presence of tens of millions of people. The two bosses sneered, turned around and officially announced their relationship, and even went on a love variety show hand in hand. Is this considered a handshake and peace? Quick travel system: "..." You are the boss, you have the final say. The regent and useless king, who were preparing to rebel, were about to destroy the country. Mission requirements: Protect the country and develop and grow. As a result, a certain boss dressed as a regent turned around and went to the palace to recommend himself as a pillow. Speakers are blunt about this national pill. The boss sneered, carrying out infrastructure reform, this is their strength. Other worlds are to be determined. If you are interested, you can collect them first. In short, you think the two big guys are on their honeymoon, but they are actually doing tasks. When you think they are doing tasks, they are actually on their honeymoon again.
I feel like these victims are probably going to make trouble. They kindly gave you food, but as time went on they couldn't make ends meet, so they started to eat worse and worse because they wanted to make trouble. They were really supercilious, and they should just die.
"Although it feels a little inconsistent, where is it..." This is a big bug for the author~ But that
The plot is quite good, but the progress of the relationship is a bit slow, and then suddenly jumps a bit in the middle, which made me scratch my head and liver.
My deepest condolences, take care of yourself
It's so suffocating to watch here.
That world is so beautiful, I envy it
"Qing" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Qing
Tiandao came out specifically to act in the show, but... He was quite free?
My tears are worthless... I can't say anything gorgeous, but the description is so good that it makes you immersive.