This Book Can't Have Two Bossy CEOs

Song Shenxue is the domineering CEO in a Mary Sue romance novel. He is wickedly charming, arrogant, and ruthless. His daily routine consists of barking orders at his subordinates and declaring that the world will end if the temperature drops, then falling in love at first sight with a delicate little flower by the roadside and forcing her into a relationship. Song Shenxue knows his role inside out, so he has always followed the plot with utmost dedication. But before he can meet the delicate little flower destined for him, he gets transported into a business-warfare novel. The timing of his arrival couldn’t be worse. The Song family goes bankrupt after losing to their rivals, and he ends up working at a convenience store. Still, Song Shenxue stubbornly sticks to his own storyline, falling in love at first sight with Duan Qin when he comes into the store to buy water. With a wicked smile, he pulls out an overdrawn credit card. “Man, you’re clean. You qualify to bear my child.” President Duan gives Song Shenxue a once-over. “Okay.” / CEO Song loves taking what he wants by force. He domineeringly makes the delicate little flower boost his rank in a diamond-tier game, forces him to learn Chinese with a London accent, and insists that he can only sleep with him once a week. Duan Qin may not be gentle or sweet, his cooking may be deadly enough to poison three business rivals, and he may be insatiably greedy, always coveting things he has no right to have, but overall, Song Shenxue is quite satisfied with him. Until one day, after Duan Qin insists on changing their routine to five times in one night, Song Shenxue finally reaches his limit and decides to make Duan Qin understand his place as a “plaything.” He sneers. “Go on, cash or check? Either way, love is one thing I definitely can’t give you.” Duan Qin kisses him on the forehead. “Good boy, go to sleep. Tomorrow is our first wedding anniversary.” Song Shenxue: “Heh :)” Mary Sue CEO bottom x business-warfare novel’s male lead top [A goofy short story, written with complete abandon] Please save this one to your reading list, sob “Let This King Think It Over” Shen Zhuoqing is a miserable game designer who gets transported into the game he’s developing, “The Age of Prosperity: Rivalry for the Throne.” He becomes the frail Seventh Prince, too weak to lift a sword or even carry a shoulder pole. The Seventh Prince is born timid. At court, powerful royal relatives eye him hungrily and treat him like a handy pawn, ordering him around at will, making him take the blame every three days and poisoning him every five. Beyond the palace, a powerful enemy army is ready to storm the gates at any moment. He has even been appointed its commander-in-chief and is about to go to war for his country. The good news: his game-design System hasn’t disappeared. He can see every character’s profile and even edit it. The bad news: its functions are limited. He can only change one character at a time, and each change lasts just three days. Shen Zhuoqing: “You all really dare mess with an overworked office drone who’s been on the clock 24/7?” From then on, the feudal dynasty got the strictest dad it had ever seen. * The Second Prince summons Shen Zhuoqing to his residence yet again, planning to make him the butt of everyone’s jokes as usual and liven up a poetry gathering. Shen Zhuoqing brings up the Second Prince’s profile: [A snake at heart behind a Buddha’s smile, exceptionally skilled at poetry] With a flourish, he changes it to: [Exceptionally skilled at erotic poetry] At the poetry gathering, inspiration floods the Second Prince, and he writes a poem in one go: “_____ _____, ______!” From then on, rumors spread that the Second Prince has an astonishingly high libido, having openly written about bedroom affairs at a poetry gathering packed with scholars. It’s simply too indecent to bear. * Corrupt ministers hold power and collude with eunuchs to control the court, turning it into a cesspit. Shen Zhuoqing checks a eunuch’s profile: [Sinister and wicked, fond of antiques] He makes a quick edit: [Fond of Old Dong] Before long, a great upheaval rocks the palace. When the eunuch and the corrupt minister meet in private, they come to blows and both end up badly hurt. The eunuch wanted to “add” the minister, whose surname was Dong, to his collection, but the minister refused to yield and the two fought furiously. After that, the evil forces collapse from within. * The enemy nation invades, and Shen Zhuoqing is appointed commander of an army, about to don his armor and ride into battle. He remains perfectly calm, until on the battlefield, amid swirling yellow sand, the enemy crown prince charges straight toward him on horseback, moving like a streak of lightning. His head is covered in a whole mass of character-profile text, and he alone is worth an army of ten thousand. Shen Zhuoqing: “…” Buddy showed up with an eight-hundred-character essay in classical Chinese plastered over his head. Do you even know you’re clipping through the game world?! * Much later For what must be the umpteenth time, Shen Zhuoqing changes the enemy crown prince’s [Extremely high sex drive] to [Extremely low sex drive]. Mu Yanli: “Do you think that’ll work?” Shen Zhuoqing: “…” Theme: A better future must be created through one’s own efforts.