I Transmigrated into a Runaway Pregnancy Scapegoat and I'm Laughing So Hard

(Latest serial: My Wealthy Dad Is a Menace on the Parenting Show) ◆ [Complete. The whole book costs only 4 yuan! The text has been revised in many places. The only official version is on Jinjiang.] Xia Shixi struggled to survive alone in the apocalypse. Before he could go mad from isolation, he starved to death, then unexpectedly transmigrated into the body of a doomed surrogate who had run away while pregnant. He opens his eyes in bed to find the villainous tycoon watching him coldly. Xia Shixi: Wow? A living person!!! Villain: You think this will get my attention? Xia Shixi: What's this? A living person! Give them a little suck! What's this? A living person! Give them a little suck! I love sucking, suck suck suck! A warm human! Suck suck suck suck suck suck! (crawls toward the sunlight) (wiggles happily) Hehehe~ Villain: ... The next day, the villain wakes up covered in round marks from being sucked on... What the hell, is this person sick?! * Faced again with Xia Shixi's soft, dewy lips and astonishing suction power, the villain doesn't bother saying much. He coldly tosses him an agreement. "We'll be together for one year. Have the baby. Other than money, don't dream of getting anything from me." Xia Shixi: "!!" He looks down at his stomach and realizes there really is a baby in there! He takes the black card, moves into a mansion, and eats delicious food. Xia Shixi is moved to tears with happiness. "Waaah, who knew something this good could happen!" * He Han Shuo is convinced the other man is a scheming pretty face who wants to use the baby to climb the social ladder. Once their agreement expires in a year, he'll keep the child and get rid of the father. But faced with how clingy Xia Shixi is during pregnancy, always pressing close to him as if he can't help himself, He Han Shuo can't help softening. First he quietly raises the compensation in their agreement. Then, worried that Xia Shixi will fall too deeply in love and be unable to leave him, he plans to relax the visitation rules and let him stay to help care for the baby. He'll keep both father and baby under his watch, one way or another... Unexpectedly, Xia Shixi rejects him three times without a second thought: "Taking care of a baby is exhausting. I trust you to handle it." "Of course I love him, but the world is so big. I'll go see it for the baby!" "Don't worry. I'll do the job for the money, and I definitely won't cling to you~" He Han Shuo doesn't believe him, but Xia Shixi has already shouted, "So many top-quality living people! This is heaven!" and rushed into a workplace reality show. This obscure little actor, who was supposed to play a cannon-fodder role, is soon paired with eight hundred different people by viewers and becomes a sensation across the internet. He Han Shuo: Heh... The person viewers are shipping with others is his pregnant wife, and the show is being filmed at a company he owns... This is just ridiculous! *The leads are each other's first love, body and soul, with no blind spots in their 360-degree compatibility. A happy ending for the family of three. *This is a short, silly, sweet little story. Come on in and enjoy! ◆ [Eleven lighthearted, sweet, and satisfying completed novels in my collection: I Became a Rich Family's Stepdad and Laughed My Head Off, I Became the Biological Egg of the Villain Who Would Destroy the World, I Took the Proud Dragon Protagonist's Kid on a Parenting Show and Became a Hit, After My Socially Anxious Self Married into a Rich Family, After the Strong and Tragic Tycoon Set His Sights on Me... Come check them out!] ◆ Latest serial: My Wealthy Dad Is a Menace on the Parenting Show Tang Can worked himself to the point of madness on a 3,000-yuan salary, working 24/7. One day, he transmigrated into the body of the future villain's wicked biological father. His wealthy husband treated him as a live-in nanny, never came home in the three years they'd been married, and gave him a mere 100,000 yuan despite being fabulously rich. The original host took out all his resentment on the child, causing the three-year-old to be on the verge of becoming evil... Tang Can: Wait, how much? 100,000 a month?! Forget some little villain in the making. This is his precious baby! The original host wanted to become famous through a parenting show, but instead became a foil to the male lead's child and perfect stepdad. His public image fell apart, and he was kicked out of the rich family for abusing the child. Tang Can: ? Am I about to lose this dream job I just landed? No way. He was determined to be the best dad on the parenting show! The livestream starts. The male lead's stepdad gets up at five, cooks despite an injured hand, and coaxes his picky stepson into eating a little more. Meanwhile, Tang Can, worn out from working himself to the bone in his previous life, can't get up early at all. He sleeps until noon and wakes to the smell of a bacon sandwich made by the villainous kid. "Sweetie, your dad doesn't eat lettuce. Pick it out." The male lead's stepdad plays three different characters while telling his stepson a bedtime story, explaining everything clearly and vividly. Tang Can gets dizzy just looking at words. He opens a book and falls asleep instantly. The villainous kid turns off the bedside lamp and tucks his old man in. Tang Can feels a little guilty, but not much. Going from "wicked scumbag dad" to "best dad on the parenting show" is too big a leap, so he'll settle for the bare minimum: just being a person. Including, but not limited to, fighting other kids for toys and sneaking snacks away from his kid, only to get caught by the doctor... He creates countless iconic moments and becomes a notorious menace of a dad. Who knew that father and son would become famous by constantly defying expectations? The other guests can't sit still and repeatedly try to stir up trouble. When someone makes snide remarks about him being a discarded husband from a rich family, Tang Can laughs wickedly. "Who could be as lovey-dovey as you? Your husband's both a top and a bottom on the outside, and you still won't divorce him." Someone uses their bratty kid to set up his child. Tang Can raises his hand and smacks the kid. The brat's parent shrieks, "How can you hit a child?!" "Don't worry, I wasn't planning to let you two off either." Tang Can turns around and gives each parent a smack. "A little booze and you're feeling mighty high. Touch my kid and you won't know if you'll live or die." The villainous kid cries with emotion. "When you divorce, I want to go with my little daddy!" Fearing for his 100,000-yuan monthly salary, Tang Can immediately covers his mouth. "Don't say that! Dad can't hear this!!!" Afterward, the headlines are all: #TangCanSwearsHe'llNeverDivorce#, #TangCanMakesAnOvertLoveConfessionToHisWealthyHusband:I'mNotLove-Brained,I'mJustHopelesslyInLoveWithHim~#, #TangCanTheUltimateRomantic#... The other person involved scoffs at all this until Tang Can hits him just as hard as everyone else. Huo Jingyuan gets... hard. [Sharp-tongued, hard-hitting beauty pursued x a genuinely crazy CEO who gets turned on when he's hit] *The leads are each other's first love, body and soul, with no blind spots in their 360-degree compatibility. The kid is their biological child. Theme: Love makes us better people