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After a breakup and losing his job, Ye Qiutang went back to the countryside in a fit of anger.
He planned to work from sunrise to sunset and grow old alone.
But he never expected that the strange cabinet in his old house could conjure up three meals a day out of thin air.
Since he'd been fed, Ye Qiutang decided he should maintain a good relationship with this "cabinet."
And so, for no apparent reason, he started an online romance with a handsome young man from another timeline.
They flirted happily every day.
Until one day, Ye Qiutang suddenly learned that the other world was actually the Qing Dynasty.
The fantasies of a level-ten pretty-boy enthusiast shattered in an instant.
In his mind, Qing Dynasty men all had shaved foreheads, long queues, and might even sport little mustaches.
He just couldn't get behind that look.
So what had all that flirting and back-and-forth testing of the waters been about?
One day after he decided to let this cross-time online romance cool off,
Feng Haixuan, the Qing Dynasty guy, suddenly climbed out of the cabinet.
Feng Haixuan: You flirt with me and then think you can run? That's scumbag behavior.
Ye Qiutang looked at the man in front of him: long hair flowing, over six feet tall, sharp brows and bright eyes, red lips and white teeth, a six-pack, and long legs. He swallowed lecherously.
"Fine. I'll take responsibility."
Old-fashioned at first, then an outrageously shameless top x a gorgeous, extremely looks-obsessed bottom.
Another sweet little treat. Enjoy!
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Coming soon: The Max-Level Experts' Honeymoon. Dual quick transmigration.
Two top agents at the quick transmigration Bureau became neighbors after retiring. Five years later, they suddenly fell for each other.
The two experts hit it off and decided to visit a few small worlds for their honeymoon.
An employee at the desperate-for-staff quick transmigration Bureau had a flash of inspiration and sent the two experts into mission worlds.
The two experts had difficult temperaments. They were willing to do missions, but only by their own rules.
In the entertainment industry, a newly crowned Best Actor and an up-and-coming director had grown up together, but parted ways because of a misunderstanding.
Mission requirement: Reconcile in front of tens of millions of people.
The two experts scoffed, then announced their relationship and even took their nephew to a variety show for celebrity kids, hand in hand.
That counts as making up, right?
Quick transmigration System: "..." You're the experts. You decide.
A regent planning a rebellion and an incompetent king watched their country teeter on the brink of destruction.
Mission requirement: Save the country and make it prosper.
But the expert who transmigrated into the regent went straight to the palace to offer himself to the king, declaring that he wanted to be empress.
The court officials declared the country doomed.
The expert scoffed. Infrastructure projects and reform were his specialties.
War was about to break out between the immortal and demon realms when the two experts transmigrated.
Mission requirement: Maintain the balance between the immortal and demon realms.
Across the mountains and seas, the two experts locked eyes and knew they'd found the right person.
So the disciples of both realms watched as the Immortal Lord threw himself into the Demon Venerable's arms.
Then they shared a passionate kiss in front of everyone.
The immortal and demon realms: "..." We must have opened today's battle the wrong way.
In the 1970s, the university entrance exams were reinstated. A sent-down youth and a young herdsman parted ways and never saw each other again.
Mission requirement: Make up for regrets.
The two experts: Easy. Take the exams together, then leave together.
Local villagers: That kid who tends the horses hasn't even finished junior high, and he wants to take the exams?
The two experts galloped across the grasslands on the same horse. The entrance exam could wait. They'd play for a while first.
In short, when you think the two experts are on their honeymoon, they're actually doing missions. And when you think they're doing missions, they're actually on their honeymoon again.
Ling Qiusang (bottom), outwardly sweet and adorable but secretly a terrifyingly powerful wildcard: The person next door is the top-ranked expert in the quick transmigration rankings. A gentle, refined young gentleman like him must like sunny, cheerful boys, right?
Shi Yi (top), outwardly gentle and refined but actually calculating and devious: The little troublemaker next door suddenly changed his ways and is trying to get close to me? Interesting! A skilled hunter often appears as prey. The little darling seems to think he's an elegant young gentleman?
Heh. Then let's both play along.
Theme: True love cannot be defeated by time or distance.
This is the first time I've seen this setting, so give it a good test.
Spread the flowers! The writing is very good, but the screen full of exclamation marks makes my eyes hurt (exaggerated, I am a bit sensitive to punctuation marks)
I like the name Ye Qiutang very much. Begonia flowers are blooming.
I discovered that my wife's names are all surname + Qiu + so-and-so
It's beautiful. It's the first time I've seen this kind of setting. It's very nice to watch it all the way.
The scene of social death! Hahahahahahaha
Qingmang: green on the outside and yellow on the inside. This metaphor is really vivid.
On the phone: Not my son-in-law?
We met: this daughter-in-law.
Hahahahahahaha, that's a lot of face for Tangtang.
There is a number 9 on a line at the beginning of this chapter. Did you press it wrong?
I understand (╥_╥)
Are you there? Can you give me a link to the program? I don't want to see any handsome guys or beauties. I'm not that vulgar. I just want to experience the charm of traditional crafts and craftsmen! XD
Big boost to the author, this setting is really good!
So why did Lao Qingxuan disappear? And the shopkeeper 555 really wants to know.
This is the first time I've seen this setting, so give it a good test.
Spread the flowers! The writing is very good, but the screen full of exclamation marks makes my eyes hurt (exaggerated, I am a bit sensitive to punctuation marks)
I like the name Ye Qiutang very much. Begonia flowers are blooming.
I discovered that my wife's names are all surname + Qiu + so-and-so
It's beautiful. It's the first time I've seen this kind of setting. It's very nice to watch it all the way.
The scene of social death! Hahahahahahaha Qingmang: green on the outside and yellow on the inside. This metaphor is really vivid.
On the phone: Not my son-in-law? We met: this daughter-in-law. Hahahahahahaha, that's a lot of face for Tangtang. There is a number 9 on a line at the beginning of this chapter. Did you press it wrong?
I understand (╥_╥) Are you there? Can you give me a link to the program? I don't want to see any handsome guys or beauties. I'm not that vulgar. I just want to experience the charm of traditional crafts and craftsmen! XD
Big boost to the author, this setting is really good!
So why did Lao Qingxuan disappear? And the shopkeeper 555 really wants to know.