Giving Batman a Pirate-Sized Shock

There are lots of immature ideas scattered throughout, so read at your own risk! [Complete. Check out my ongoing new novel, Am I a Batkid?!] [The heroine is from One Piece. The focus is on family and friendship, with an ensemble cast and a slice-of-life feel. Batkid fiction. Reader comments are open, so come join in!] [Romance-focused, with a 2:1 ratio of romance to plot] Blurb: 1. Perona, female, 26 years old, the biological daughter of Bruce Wayne, who grew up in another world along the Grand Line. One day, to escape the Queen's official duties, she left a letter and followed Uncle J to Gotham... [What's this, Arkham? Let's stay a while! What's this, a villain? Let's beat them up! What's this, Red Hood? Let's kiss him!] Perona, who never did anything particularly useful and just wandered around having fun, got a boyfriend. She even got Batman to break the Joker's spine for her... Then she received a plea for help from the Justice League. What, your world is about to be destroyed, and you need help from a completely different world that's not a parallel universe? Great! Then let's hold a world conference at sea and talk about working together. Come have fun at sea with us! [What's this, a friend? Let's help them!] 2. After Perona came from the Grand Line to Gotham, she got a new boyfriend: Jason Todd, AKA Red Hood. He was curious about her on the first day, met her on the fourth, confessed on the fifth, and made it to home plate on the sixth. They held hands, ate together, slept together, and went on walks together... They fell in love at first sight. Everything was wonderful, and they liked each other more and more. That is, until Red Hood, Batman, and the others followed Perona to the Grand Line to save the world, where Jason met two of Perona's ex-boyfriends: [Dracule Mihawk] [Roronoa Zoro] A thrilling battle of wits for the Ghost Princess's heart is about to begin... This is a battle of wits between geniuses! Jason has the advantage in round one: "Hmph, they're the challengers, aren't they? They just got here earlier. The young miss dumped them both already." [This girl is as sweet as Brucey's darling, and she's as powerful as a Bat!] [This is the story of a girl who is always lucky, always loved, and goes on to love others.] [An unconventional healing story, relying mostly on the One Piece characters' powerful imaginations and big hearts.] Content warnings: 1. Happy ending and sweet romance, but morally chaotic. Primarily a DC crossover. The overall tone is warm, but there will be out-of-character moments. 2. The heroine is Perona from One Piece. Her abilities are geared toward powerful control. Her attack power is average, but she is difficult to counter. She's doted on by everyone and is universally adored. Her strength has been greatly increased from the original character setting, including Haki and such. She's practically invincible and won't be outmatched in terms of strength. 3. The heroine is not perfect. She's not very gentle and is the Bruce's Darling type, not Batman's. She also loves to have fun, in all sorts of ways. 4. The love interest is Big Red. The heroine and her eventual partner definitely won't be on the same household register, because she's undocumented in Gotham and the queen of her own country in her world. 5. Lots of supervillains will appear. The main characters are chaotic good and have rather unusual thought processes, so sometimes they'll all hang out together. The story is generally an ensemble piece, and many characters will get a lot of scenes. 6. Perona's characterization includes some fan interpretation, and the story contains many original additions. 7. Characters from One Piece and the DC universe are given plenty of freedom, so they'll have ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends. Ship whoever you like, but don't argue. Feel free to leave if you don't like it. There are lots of moments where characters are close friends or family. The pairing is Jason. 8. There will be identity-related plot points, as well as scenes where the heroine reads fanfiction about superheroes. 9. There may occasionally be some angst, but it will all be in flashbacks and will be flagged in advance. My sense of humor is absolute crap. I love deadpan jokes and dark humor, and I like making sarcastic comments, so I'm truly sorry if you find anything offensive. Coming soon: The Bat in the Batcave One-line summary: I'm the naughty bat kept in solitary confinement in the Batcave. I poop on the Batsuit, dive at Batman's face, and cause trouble every chance I get!! Blurb: 1. People who've seen the first Batman movie probably remember that film's Joker. It was a classic. And the Batsuit from that era couldn't turn its neck, and Batman's bat symbol was so fat it looked like a smiling face. And there's an obscure Easter egg in that Batman movie: In the Batcave, there's a bat that the boss has locked in a cage by itself for some reason! Did it commit some terrible crime? Or did it poop on the boss's Batsuit? And me, an innocent girl who was enjoying Batfamily content, was suddenly struck dead by lightning and transmigrated into that bat! "Squeak squeak squeak!" Hey, hey, hey!! Batman! Let me out! I can be your bat-bat! If nothing else, I'll never make fun of your Batsuit's immobile neck again! Content warnings: 1. Pairing with Batman. Batfamily slice-of-life. 2. The heroine can turn into a human. That's right, we're the noble blood clan! 3. Every time the heroine causes trouble, slacks off, or makes a mistake, she'll be locked in that cage and displayed in the Batcave. Poor thing. 4. First-person comedic slice-of-life. Theme: Learning to love and be loved.