Can Xiao Zhong Save the World with "This"? [Western Crossover]

[Owlman/Ultraman, Earth-3 Batman/Superman, morally gray, scumbag's sincere love, daily updates, six chapters a day after joining the paid section]

Blurb:

1.

Ultraman, ruler of Earth-3, leader of the Crime Syndicate, Superman's evil counterpart, and Owlman's partner.

He was reborn, back before Owlman used a quantum bomb to blow up the main world and all its parallel worlds.

The good news: there was still time before his partner and fuck buddy dragged the whole world down with him.

The bad news: construction of the quantum bomb had already begun.

To avoid getting blown up again, the reborn Ultraman first halted construction of the quantum bomb, then set out to strangle that dead owl.

But then something calling itself the System told him that if Owlman died, this world would collapse too.

Damn it, what was he supposed to do?

Ultraman liked being with Owlman, and he liked having sex with him, but he didn't want to die with him all over again.

When Ultraman was at a loss, one of the System's features came to the rescue:

[When Owlman wants to die again, or his threat level to the world exceeds a certain threshold, the System will notify Ultraman.]

Great!

Whether it treated the symptoms or the cause, Ultraman figured the best way to stop someone from overthinking was to keep him from thinking at all!

So he charged over, intending to pick a fight with Owlman. Instead, Owlman immediately noticed something was off, beat him up, and pinned him down for a rough ride.

But seriously, it worked! The System's alarms stopped going off! Owlman slowed down his efforts to blow up the world!

And so Ultraman took to showing up with food whenever the alarm sounded.

Ultraman: I just wanted that dead owl to stop thinking, for fuck's sake. Who knew we'd end up having sex every time?

Owlman, meanwhile, figured there was no point letting a fool who came to his door go to waste :)

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"Mm, Owlman, you dead owl! Pick somewhere else!"

In the dead of night, the strongest man in the world let out a whimper as his partner pushed him down against the glass on the roof of Wayne Tower.

Again and again. At some point, the leader of the Crime Syndicate had begun to find himself beneath his ordinary human advisor, anytime and anywhere, played with until his head spun and all he could do was gasp.

"Shh, Clark, Ultraman..."

"Don't call me that!"

"If you want to save the world, then work a little harder."

Hot, damp breath brushed his ear. Ultraman knew that voice all too well. It sounded so helpless, so indulgent.

ps:

1.

This is Owlman/Ultraman, but a past Owlman/Ultraman relationship is also mentioned. For various reasons, when the main story begins, Owlman won't let Ultraman top him.

The Crime Syndicate's three leaders had a morally gray past, which is mentioned.

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The main world has a non-committal Superman/Batman pairing.

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Contains pregnancy and childbirth.

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My take on Earth-3, with a mountain of headcanons.

Theme: Learn to love and be loved.