Young Dazai of the Geto Family

[Cult Leader Geto x Boss Dazai]

[Slow-paced slice-of-life raising-kids story, food, long-form, ensemble cast. Updates according to the rankings. Chapter comments are open, so come join the fun.]

[Synopsis]:

1.

What happens when a jujutsu sorcerer meets an ability user?

What happens when the most evil curse user meets Yokohama's master schemer?

What happens when the leader of the Pan Star Religious Group, who doesn't particularly want to live, meets the Port Mafia boss, who very much wants to die?

[The answer: eleven years of being partners in crime and making each other miserable.]

On October 22, 2007, after defecting, Geto found a child at the center of an explosion in Yokohama's foreign settlement.

"Dazai. That's my name."

Although the other boy remembered nothing but his name and looked like he very much wanted to die, Geto thought he was asking for help and assumed he was a young jujutsu sorcerer, so he reached out his hand.

Instead, he picked up a super, super, super big problem!

2.

What were those eleven years of being partners in crime and making each other miserable like?

Geto should have complained that ever since picking up Dazai, every day was spent either cleaning up a mess or being set up and getting his revenge...

But the truth was that after they met, Geto not only survived that winter ten years later, but also made it through the bitter summer ten years earlier.

And Dazai?

He lived to adulthood, alongside his family, his lover, and his most important friends.

[Geto is the protagonist, but this is a food story. He's raising a kid, but Dazai is out causing trouble everywhere.]

[The airhead and the grump: eleven years of Geto and Dazai making each other miserable.]

[Also known as: The years when Geto didn't particularly want to live, and Dazai really wanted to die.]

[I'm not good at writing blurbs, so I sincerely recommend giving the first three chapters a try.]

Content warnings:

1. Updates according to the rankings, four to five chapters per week.

2. Pairing: Cult Leader Geto x Boss Dazai, no fixed top or bottom.

3. Crossover featuring Bungo Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen, Detective Conan, Hakata Baseball Team, and Durarara!! An ensemble story.

4. I'm a fan of the entire cast. I know what they've all done, and I still like them and wrote this story, so please don't start ship wars or pick fights here.

The mistakes they made will be corrected, and those who made them will be punished.

5. Happy ending.

6. Any out-of-character portrayals are on me. No unsolicited writing advice, but suggestions are welcome. The difference is in your tone and wording.

7. My only hard limit is character bashing. Ship whatever you like, as long as you don't start arguments. Comments that start fights will be deleted. There are no side pairings outside the canon couples. If two characters seem like they have great chemistry, then they're just best friends like Naruto and Sasuke.

8. Don't mention me under other stories.

9. The cover is commissioned, not AI-generated.

10. Lots of headcanons. The absolute timeline follows Jujutsu Kaisen, while each series' relative timeline stays unchanged.

11. Dazai is at the heart of this story, but there are two main plotlines. Geto's is about eating, drinking, fighting, and going off the rails in everyday life. It really is crazy, and he doesn't do anything at all (though he didn't do anything for those ten years in the original story, either). As for Dazai's plotline, all I can say is that he's still a workaholic.

Please check out my upcoming story: Oda Sakunosuke of the Suzuki Family

[Ensemble cast, crossover, slice of life, light comedy]

Synopsis:

1.

I'm Sakaguchi, and my best friend is Oda Sakunosuke, a high school hitman.

That day, my best friend Dazai and I went to an amusement park to kill someone, and happened to run into the wealthy Suzuki family, who were searching for their missing young master.

For some reason, my best friend Dazai knocked Oda Sakunosuke out with a club and sent him for a paternity test. And the result...he was actually a rich family's young master?!

Send me 50 yuan, and I'll tell you all about Oda Sakunosuke's life among the rich!

2.

Oda Sakunosuke, 18 years old, teenage hitman, mother with the surname Suzuki.

One day, after he happened to save someone, he was discovered to be a direct descendant of the Suzuki family, one of Japan's three largest conglomerates.

After returning to the Suzuki family, Oda Sakunosuke gained a new family. He thought all kinds of rich-family feuds and scheming awaited him...

Like all those scenes from novels:

["Don't think that just because you stepped into this house, you're one of us."

"Do you think a wild chicken can become a phoenix just by landing on a branch?"]

[His parents favor one child, his older brother is cold, and in a wealthy family, there are no family bonds, only profit... Reborn, Oda Sakunosuke decides to take back everything that belongs to him!]

Actually, he wasn't reborn. That's just how these novels are written.

And there's also, [He thought his siblings would worry about him fighting for the family head's position, so the first thing he said upon entering was that he gave up his inheritance.]

But, but everything went completely differently from what he expected

When his family heard what he said, they were horrified.

"Why is there another one who doesn't want to inherit the family fortune?!"

3.

The real Suzuki family, one of the wealthiest families in Japan:

His uncle is busy throwing money around, his younger sister is busy chasing celebrities, and his married older sister is making her own way in the world but can't do much to help.

After returning to the family, Oda Sakunosuke is forced to attend all kinds of banquets and handle all kinds of company affairs... He becomes a young deputy president.

But this won't do!

He's only helping out. He doesn't want to change his surname or inherit the Suzuki Group. This can't go on.

"This can't go on."

Late one night, Oda Sakunosuke sneaked off to a bar and said this to his best friend Dazai, who was four years older and had raised him.

Banquet after banquet, office work after office work. He doesn't even have time to work as a hitman anymore. If this goes on, when his mentor gets back from Italy, that demon baby will shoot him dead for letting his skills get rusty!

"Then let's elope, Oda! I'll take care of you~"

"...You already do, Dazai. But I didn't know you liked me. Then let's get married sometime."

[Also known as: The young deputy president Oda Sakunosuke's matchmaking routine, and Dazai's 'spectating' role. Ango? Ango's working overtime.]

[The Port Mafia CEO Dazai wants young deputy president Oda Sakunosuke to confess first.]

[A battle of wits in love between geniuses!]

Content warnings:

1. Crossover. Oda Sakunosuke is four years younger than Dazai here; everything else is unchanged. Why is he younger? Ask Dazai.

2. The pairing is Boss Dazai.

3. Everyone gets saved.

4. There may be temporary one-on-one pairings, and other characters will definitely have one-sided crushes on Oda Sakunosuke. But in the end, Oda Sakunosuke and Dazai will be together, with no fixed top or bottom.

5. I'm personally an omnivore when it comes to ships, so ship whatever you like in the comments, but don't start fights. I'll delete fighting comments.

6. Don't mention me under other people's stories.

Theme: Learn to love and be loved