Pet Communication Expert from Another World

“Stay with me until the universe reaches heat death.” * After transmigrating to another world, Lin Xun returned to his old line of work and became an animal communicator. Pet owner: “Teacher Lin, my little kitty hasn’t been eating lately and keeps meowing. Is something bothering it?” Teacher Lin answered with concern: “It thinks the toxic cat food you bought tastes awful and is swearing at it. I recommend reporting the cat food manufacturer.” * Pet owner: “Teacher Lin, my chinchilla keeps trying to run outside lately. Is it longing for freedom?” Teacher Lin replied thoughtfully: “It probably thinks you’re a dim-witted tropical lizard for keeping the AC at 27 degrees all year round, and doesn’t want to live in your temperature-controlled enclosure anymore.” * Pet owner: “Teacher Lin, my pet is pretty big. Can you communicate with it?” Teacher Lin gladly agreed. When he arrived, he saw a seven-meter reticulated python staring at him with gleaming eyes. Teacher Lin recoiled in terror. The owner asked anxiously, “Is it refusing to communicate?” Teacher Lin: “...” Well, why couldn’t a seven-meter reticulated python count as a pet? Teacher Lin answered calmly: “It’s a good little snake. It’s just feeling guilty because it ate someone, wait, ate someone?!” * Pet owner: “Teacher Lin, my pet is a bit unusual. Can you communicate with it?” Teacher Lin gladly agreed. When he arrived, he saw a beautiful fish-person with a fish’s head and a human body, crying and shedding pearls all over the floor. The scene was both lovely and horrifying. The owner frowned. “Is it refusing to communicate?” Well, why couldn’t a beautiful fish-person with a fish’s head and a human body count as a pet? Teacher Lin answered calmly: “It’s just upset because it thinks it’s ugly. It’s fine, just play it the song ‘You’re Ugly, but You’re Gentle.’” * Pet owner: “Teacher Lin, my pet is a little aggressive. Can you communicate with it?” Teacher Lin: “How aggressive?” The bureau director held up the spirit form of the top enforcer among the bureau’s six chief enforcers. “The kind that kills without batting an eye.” Teacher Lin: “...” Wait, what? A spirit form can count as a pet too? And why does your pet look so much like that grumpy, foul-mouthed cat I just lost? A carefree, lethargic bottom × a grumpy, foul-mouthed, violent and vicious cat-headed top * Coming soon: Who’s Picking Up the White Moonlight from the Airport? Why have all of them fallen for their white moonlight, too? * Meng Xun was an ordinary Alpha. Every year, his birthday wish was to find a gentle, sweet Omega wife, live a cozy life with a wife and kids, get promoted and earn a raise, and reach the pinnacle of success. So he worked diligently and tirelessly, serving his neurotic boss, dealing with his chuunibyou young master’s lovers, finding a hospital for his obsessive rival, and serving tea to his narcissistic client. At last, after clearing every hurdle, he became the CEO’s assistant. Just as he was about to achieve his life’s greatest success, the white moonlight of all those oddballs returned from abroad. Who would pick up the white moonlight from the airport? Assistant Meng stepped forward without hesitation. The white moonlight was fair, beautiful, and graceful, gentle and sweet, and loved to act cute. He was practically Assistant Meng’s dream Omega. Until one day, the white moonlight pulled out something bigger than his. Assistant Meng forced himself to praise him: “...An Omega like you is truly blessed with incredible gifts, huh.” The white moonlight snuggled into his arms and cooed, “Big brother, I never said I was an Omega.” * A peerlessly innocent-looking, top-tier green tea who cries at the drop of a hat top × a workhorse bottom who just goes, “Sure, fine, you’re right, but what’s it to me?” Alpha x Alpha Theme: Live in the face of death