[I'm much older than you, so I understood what it meant to love someone long before you did.]
1. Shang Lin first met Xu Lanyin when he was eighteen. Sitting among the glamorous entertainers, Xu looked like a grubby little stray dog. When he looked up at Shang, his eyes were dewy, his face practically begging: Pick me, pick me.
So Shang Lin took the little stray home, and the TV series they starred in together became an instant hit.
2. Shang Lin fell in love with Xu Lanyin when he was twenty. As the applause thundered and the cheers roared, their trophies filling the bookshelves, Shang thought they could keep walking this flower-strewn path together for many years to come.
3. Shang Lin left Xu Lanyin when he was twenty-two. Xu had grown into his own, while Shang's best years were behind him. He had gone from being Xu's guide to becoming an obstacle in his way. Xu's name was constantly caught up in scandals, and ending their partnership had become unavoidable.
So Shang Lin said, "I'll set you free. From now on, you're free to drink as much as you want, smoke as much as you want, and sleep with whoever you want."
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1. After the breakup, Xu Lanyin tried the following:
He used every AI fortune-telling platform to check their birth charts. They all predicted Shang Lin would have a virtuous wife and at least four children. Furious, he deleted the apps.
He posted on a certain social platform asking how to get back together. The commenters were sharper than switchblades: They said that even if he hanged himself in front of Shang, Shang wouldn't so much as look twice. Furious, he deleted the post.
He spent a fortune consulting several relationship counseling agencies, only to be told, "You're so rich. Why don't I introduce you to someone even better?"
He filled his home with reconciliation candles before bed, hoping to use supernatural forces to win Shang back. He nearly started a fire and died.
He stalked Shang Lin's social media eight hundred times in one day, then couldn't resist sending him a harassing DM. His reward: a block.
Devastated, he got drunk late at night. A friend patted him on the shoulder and said, "That's not a breakup. Your brother never even dated you." He completely fell apart, added "(now evil)" to his username, and wept bitterly.
2. After mysticism slapped him in the face and philosophy slapped him twice, Xu Lanyin decided to believe in physics. When he dragged Shang Lin away from the road to a wedding, then smashed the wedding ring Shang had bought for someone else and forced it onto his own finger, even as the broken edge drew blood, he couldn't help marveling that physics still worked.
3. The one who is loved can always take it for granted. Xu Lanyin was certain that even if he punched a hole in the sky, his brother would still love him. At an awards ceremony, one line in his acceptance speech, "I'd like to thank my legal husband," sent the internet into an uproar. The company scrambled to handle the crisis, his manager was at his wits' end, and they put out countless posts insisting they were really just good brothers.
Xu Lanyin, kneeling outside Shang Lin's bedroom, still dared to post: [Legal, of course, means we got married.]
The attached image showed two marriage certificates.
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Mature, steady bottom who acts instead of arguing x shameless, carefree, stray-dog top
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I finished reading "Sahua" [Sahua] in one sitting, and now I can't sleep until after one o'clock in the middle of the night, and I feel mixed emotions. I came across this book on Guess You Like It on the search page. I almost quit when I found out that it had more than 200 collections. But the copywriting really struck a chord with me, so I read it. At first, I thought it was the classic kind of story about being attacked by a secret love, where a straight man is obsessed with a secret and doesn't realize it. He completely ignored the bloody point at the bottom of the copy, so he clicked on it to read it. . . Okay, it turns out to be a real bitch, okay. I can also watch shit. After reading the full text of Xiao Shang, it is basically within my expectations. The core is gentle and steady, but sometimes the reaction is quick and smart, which is good, but Xiao Shang is really too gentleman. After reading the whole article, all I can think about is: Don't just because Xiao Shang is a good person, just because one or two of them think that "a gentleman can bully him", they rush to bully him 😩 Really, Xiao Shang is really unlucky, unlucky when he meets his eccentric father, unlucky when he meets a vampire brother, unlucky when he meets a scumbag, and unlucky when he meets an attacker. If there is a most unlucky award, small businessmen can take advantage of this award. Small businessmen are really charming. When 🥺 friends are most embarrassed, they can just drag him out without caring about anything. It is also written later that Shen was helped by him... It is difficult not to have a filter for this kind of soft-hearted and kind-hearted person who is willing to help others. Please be kinder to small businessmen in the future 🙏 I often feel desperate when I look at it. Several times I thought that it would be good for small businessmen to be wiped out like this, but small businessmen have survived. It is really amazing. Damn it, the more I talk about it, the sadder it becomes 😭 How could you push such a good person to this level! Xiao Xu's character design is also really amazing. At first glance, this person seems to be a naive and stupid dog, but in the past, whenever he felt that he was doing things without thinking like a green tea dog, he would suddenly show a strange expression. After reading it later, I think I found a description that suits him very well: with a kind of unworldly and innocent cruelty. Because of his childhood experiences, it can be said that he lacks a keen understanding of love. He couldn't tell what he liked, but because he felt the love in Xiao Shang, he instinctively pursued and sought for it, and in a very cruel and innocent way, he felt confidently that this should be the case. Whatever he wants, will come true; what he doesn't want, others can't have, it's completely a child's mindset. It's outrageous, really. All in all, I have mixed feelings about this attack. On the one hand, I really feel that the small businessman is very unlucky; on the one hand, this guy can really make people soften when he first pretends to be a green tea dog and sheds tears; on the other hand, what he does is really not human affairs. But if you want to say that it's very annoying, that's not true. After all, I've read a lot of crematorium articles and seen all kinds of weird things, so I know it's a routine. What's more, to a certain extent, Gong's innocent cruelty is indeed vividly written. But after reading it, I still want to say that it would be bad luck for a small businessman to meet the whole family. I don't know if V will be added later, but it should be possible. After all, the writing is very smooth and the characters are three-dimensional. Maybe it's just a bit lacking in exposure. If you find that you have entered v later, just make up for the full order. But I probably won't read the article again. After all, when I read it, I always felt that Xiao Shang was so unlucky that he was like the character in The God of Death who was haunted by the God of Death. He survived the catastrophe and would continue to chase and kill him. Forget it, let's not spoil the fun, little lovers 99, small businesses must go smoothly and don't get entangled with scum again!
Wow, Brother Xiaolin is really in love with her. I originally thought that Xu Lanyin was very fond of her, but now I see that Brother Xiaolin is also hiding it 🐶. Now I really get the sentence in the copywriter: "I am much older than you, so I know what liking is earlier than you do." Blood and love go hand in hand, how can this not be considered a two-way street [Comparison of Hearts]
Xu Lanyin really had a bodhisattva heart in not beating Shang Wei to death this time.
May the young couple stay happy forever
I didn't expect it to end so soon. I originally thought there would be a part about Xiao Xu's pursuit later, but Brother Xiao Lin fell in love with it so much. All in all, congratulations on the finish!
Can this scumbag die as soon as possible?
... I'm about to explode... I want to see how thick this pot of dog blood is
I can't stand it anymore after reading Zuohua
It's been brought to tears, I hope Shang Lin will have a happier life
O God [loading], no matter what, the crematorium is burning and blood is being spread [plus one][plus one][plus one]