Reincarnated as the Scumbag Alpha's Cannon-Fodder Ex-Wife

Put a pre-receipt here~ "Alien Pet Communicator" After traveling to another world, Yuan Wei returned to his old profession and became a pet communicator. Parents asked: "Teacher Yuan, is my cat always meowing without eating recently? Is there something bothering you?" Teacher Yuan replied worriedly: "It thinks the poisonous cat food you bought is too unpalatable and is just swearing. I suggest you report the cat food manufacturer." Parents asked: "Teacher Yuan, my chinchilla baby always wants to run outside recently. Is it because he yearns for freedom?" Teacher Yuan answered thoughtfully: "It probably thinks that your air conditioner is at 27 degrees all year round. It is a stupid tropical lizard that doesn't want to live in your constant-temperature breeding box." Parents asked: "Teacher Yuan, can my baby only communicate when he is older?" Teacher Yuan readily agreed, and when he came to the door, he saw a seven-meter-long reticulated python staring at him with gleaming eyes. Teacher Yuan took a step back in horror. Parents are worried: "Is it refusing to communicate?" Teacher Yuan: "..." Well, why can't a seven-meter-long reticulated python be considered a pet? Teacher Yuan replied calmly: "It is a kind baby snake. It just feels guilty because it ate a person - Eh? Cannibalism??" Parents asked: "Teacher Yuan, my baby is a bit rare, can I communicate with him?" Teacher Yuan happily agreed and came to see the mermaid with a fish head and a human body. She was crying and dropping pearls all over the floor. The picture was beautiful and terrifying. The parent frowned: "Is it refusing to communicate?" Well, why can't a mermaid with a fish head and human body be considered a pet? Teacher Yuan replied calmly: "It's just embarrassed by its own ugliness. It doesn't matter. Give it a song: You're ugly but you're gentle." Parents asked: "Teacher Yuan, my baby is a little irritable. Can I communicate with him?" Teacher Yuan: "How irritable are you?" His Majesty the Emperor held up the spiritual body of the infamous Crown Prince and said: "The kind that kills people like hemp." Teacher Yuan: "..." Right? ? Can a spiritual body also be considered a pet? ? And why does your pet look so much like the stinky-faced, foul-mouthed cat I just lost? ? Talking to people, talking to ghosts, and waiting to die

No, who mentioned divorce without any explanation at that time? Did I remember it wrong? Was it your wife who mentioned it?

Teacher, do you still remember when you wrote the extra story that you might bring Xiao Su with you? The crucian carp mother has finished watching all the extras and hasn't seen her son yet. She is really going to be broken.

To be honest, I hope Xiao Su can meet someone who knows him from his most psychotic and crazy state, and finally tolerates him like Zhao Zhiyi tolerated Meng Ze. Then this world really has no regrets.

Previous story: Fragrance has not been updated for many days. Did she know she was wrong? No, madam... I picked up the keyboard, coded fifty in anger, and fell asleep... [Dog head]

Alas, it still feels so rushed, our Mr. Meng just walked away and came back [holding his chin]

It's good to watch, but it's a bit sad in the end (I can't see the heartache at all) [Red Heart] [Red Heart] But the ending is pretty good

Sprinkle flowers (*^ω^*)

Finished watching it again, 2:14

[Purple candy] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it