What Scheme Has My Cat Come Up With to Keep Me Today?

[Completed works] "I'm the Only Big Orange Cat Who Can't Cultivate" "Super Streamer Returns with Another Version of the Ghost Story" [Upcoming work] "The King Is Dead" This story will be published on 2025.01.14. A 10,000-word chapter will be posted that day. Thanks for supporting the official release. On his way home from work, Guan Hunxiao was accosted by a stray cat. The little black cat was only palm-sized. It pounced onto the top of his foot and launched into a practiced routine of begging cutely. “Meow, meow, meow...” it called softly, tilting its head up. Its purple eyes shone brightly in the evening glow. Guan Hunxiao calmly showed it his account balance. “I can barely afford to feed myself. I can't afford to keep you.” The little black cat tilted its head, thought for a moment, then turned and ran back into the bushes. Just as Guan Hunxiao thought it had given up, it darted out with a whole family of mice in its mouth and lined them up in front of him. There were six in all. “Meow!” The little black cat swished its tail at him, eyes curved into happy crescents. Guan Hunxiao: “...” Day one of adopting the cat: Guan Hunxiao stared at a line of live sparrows frozen in place outside his door and scratched his head. “Who was cruel enough to make you stand here as punishment?” The little black cat poked half its head out from behind the door and curled its tail. Day two of adopting the cat: Guan Hunxiao pulled back his foot just before stepping on blueberries, strawberries, and cherry tomatoes, then asked, over the neighbor lady's roar that echoed down the entire street, “Where did these come from?” The little black cat sitting at his feet tilted its head innocently. “Meow?” Right, where did they come from? Day N of adopting the cat: With a coin, a credit card, and a bank card in one hand, Guan Hunxiao scooped up the little black cat pretending to just happen by with the other, burst out the door, and charged straight for the police station. The hapless owner: “Mimi, you can't just pick up everything you see!” “Zang Biao, why does that two-legged creature call you Mimi?” “Stop pestering me. Family gets special privileges. So what?” Reader's Guide: Male lead gong. A handsome, laid-back office worker gong x a cat uke with an amazing boyfriend vibe. A personal indulgence, a sweet little romance that will be complete at around 200,000 words. Please don't pick fights or offer unsolicited writing advice. Theme: Love life and make the most of every day.