I Hooked a God

This novel will be marked as premium when it ends on November 8, 2023. Thank you all for your support. [Next Novel]“Grass Grows Like This, I’m Winning Big” (now available) [Completed Novel]“I’m the Only Big Orange Cat Who Can’t Cultivate” Su Nanchan is the top angler in Gusu Pingxiang, and he’s every bit as hard to deal with as his name suggests. Anglers never come home empty-handed. Su Nanchan never casts without a catch. Every time he throws out his line, he manages to hook something. At first, all kinds of fish eagerly leapt into his creel. Later, it was water plants, rocks, golden axes… He truly made every cast count, and fished with a sense of purpose. The people around him went from doubting Su Nanchan, to understanding Su Nanchan, and finally to becoming Su Nanchan. Until one day, he fished up a living person. “Holy crap! That’s the uniform of a disciple from the Songtao Immortal Sect!” “Look closer. See that emblem? It’s reserved for elders.” “Su Nanchan, what’s your deal? Were you surnamed Jiang in your past life?” Surrounded by everyone, Su Nanchan crouched beside the person he had fished up and looked around in confusion. There’s a saying from Pingxiang that I really like: “Huh?” He didn’t know. He didn’t understand. He had no idea. He was just an ordinary angler who cast his line. He couldn’t control what he caught! Pursuer protagonist, xianxia light comedy. A deadpan, goofy pursuer × a gentlemanly but sly love interest. Coming soon: “The God Realm Reviewer Is Out on Fieldwork Again Today” God said, “Let there be light.” So someone picked up a pen and wrote an application titled “On Why the Mortal World Needs Light,” detailing light’s impact and significance to the world, its advantages and disadvantages, and the difference between having it and not having it, then submitted it for review. After the organization reviewed and approved the application, authorizing its implementation, the world had light from then on. Chen Yunli is that reviewer, the lone employee at the God Realm’s branch office in the mortal world. His daily routine is to turn on his computer, read application reports, choose either “Read. Complete nonsense” or “Approved,” and submit his decision. It won’t make him rich, but it’s perfect for slacking off until the end of his days. Chen Yunli: Exactly. I spend twenty-five hours a day slacking off. Until he slacked off so much that the higher-ups issued a change to his work assignment. He went from a desk reviewer to a field reviewer. … Review Report One: “On the Role of Family Ties in Shaping One’s Life” (also known as “My Disastrous Father and Brother”) A villainous father adopts two sons. One is a pillar of the righteous path who kills his father for the sake of all living beings. The other is a dumbass with a muddled head who only wants to bring his father back to life. Chen Yunli is that dumbass. Thinking this wouldn’t do, he goes back to before his adoptive father turns evil and kicks away every factor that might make him turn evil. Then, when he opens his eyes in the normal timeline, he sees his villainous adoptive father raise both arms and shout, “Rise again, my son!” Review Report Two: “A Brief Analysis of the Effects of Positive and Negative Emotions on the World” (also known as “Three Sentences to Fill a World-Weary Villain with Hope”) The “example” in the report destroys the world out of self-loathing, then uses the ruined world as his grave, lying there for ten million years. The effects of negative emotions are covered. Chen Yunli needs to review the positive ones. So he travels to the villain’s darkest hour and fishes a little black cat with blue eyes out of some filthy wastewater… The villain: “Destroy the world.” Review Report Three: … … After reviewing a week’s backlog, Chen Yunli is exhausted in body and mind. He just wants to cling to his boss’s leg, swear to mend his ways, and cry, “I’ll never slack off again! Please change my work assignment back!” The next second, someone knocks on the office door. His direct superior walks into the room with long hair draped over his shoulders. His face is strikingly beautiful, a face Chen Yunli has seen and grown familiar with in every review world. Boss: “Call me by the right name.” Chen Yunli, hoarse from shouting: “Godfather!” Boss: “…” 1. The protagonist is the pursuer. An unconventional, slow-paced world-hopping story. The love interest is fragmented, but the person in every world is the same. 2. A fun, goofy comedy. The god you mean and the god I mean might not be the same. 3. No shipping discourse or unsolicited writing advice, please. Theme: Always be brave and strong, kind and warmhearted.