A Legend Among Men, but a Mimosa

[Main Story Complete] This novel will be entering VIP on November 19, with a 10,000-word chapter updated at noon that day. Writing isn't easy, so please support the official version. Standard Blurb: Yun Buyi died of a terminal illness. When he woke up again, he had become a spirit herb in a xianxia world. He looked like a sensitive plant, but had the abilities of a great demon king. His body was indestructible, impervious to swords and spears. He could freely stretch his branches and leaves and change his size, and possessed nearly infinite spiritual power. One basic purification attack could neutralize an opponent's flash and ultimate move. He could reach up to the immortal realm and down into the underworld, befriending gods and immortals, demons and ghosts alike. In his previous life, he was the creator god who opened the heavens and formed the world, with achievements that would last forever. In this life, he started out as a single sensitive plant, free to roam without end. After countless experiences, Yun Buyi looked back on the past and realized that every life he had lived as a person, grass, or tree had become a legend. Literary Blurb: After three calamities and eight disasters in his last life, this time his life as a plant was fantastical. He made a few good friends, encountered a couple of strange happenings, watched the bustle of the human world, and passed the long years. What a plant life. He was winning big. 1. Main character is the gong. Happy little plant x world-weary golden retriever (wolf). 2. A lighthearted xianxia comedy. Everything mentioned in the blurb will appear, but I haven't finished writing it yet. 3. Please don't troll. Let's respect each other. [Coming Soon] The God Realm Auditor Is Out on Fieldwork Again Today God said, "Let there be light." So someone picked up a pen and wrote an application report, "On Why the Human World Needs Light," detailing light's impact and significance to the world, its pros and cons, and the difference between having it and not having it, before submitting it for review. Once the organization reviewed and approved the application, light came into the world. Chen Yunli was that auditor, the sole employee of the God Realm's human-world branch. His daily routine was to turn on his computer, review application reports, and choose between "Read. Utter nonsense" and "Approved" before submitting his decision. It wasn't a job that would make him rich, but it was perfect for coasting through life. Chen Yunli: That's right. I slack off for 25 hours a day. Until he slacked off too much and the higher-ups issued a new work assignment, turning him from an auditing clerk into a field auditor. Audit Report One: "On the Role of Family Bonds in Shaping a Life" (a.k.a. "Me and My Disastrous Father and Brother") A villainous father adopted two sons: one became a pillar of the righteous path who killed his father for the good of the world, while the other was a fool who couldn't think straight and wanted only to resurrect their father. Chen Yunli was the fool. He decided this wouldn't do, so he went back to before his adoptive father turned evil and kicked away every factor that could cause his father to fall into darkness. Then, when he opened his eyes on the normal timeline, he saw his villainous adoptive father raise both arms and shout, "Rise again, my son!" Audit Report Two: "A Brief Analysis of How Positive and Negative Emotions Affect the World" (a.k.a. "Three Sentences to Fill a World-Weary Villain with Hope") The "example" in the report destroyed the world out of self-loathing, then used the ruined world as his grave, lying there for tens of thousands of years. The impact of negative emotions had been established. Chen Yunli now needed to review the positive impact. So he transmigrated to the villain's darkest hour and, from a filthy puddle of sewage... fished out a little black cat with blue eyes. Villain: Destroy the world. Audit Report Three: ... After a week of reviewing reports, Chen Yunli was exhausted in body and mind. He wanted nothing more than to cling to his boss's leg, swear to mend his ways, shout that he'd never slack off again, and beg to have his work assignment changed back! The next second, someone knocked on the office door. His direct supervisor entered, long hair draped over his shoulders. His face was breathtakingly beautiful, a face Chen Yunli had seen and come to know in every audited world. Boss: Call me something. Chen Yunli shouted himself hoarse: "Godfather!" Boss: "..." 1. Main character is the gong. An unconventional slow-paced world-hopping story. The shou is a shard, but the same person in every world. 2. A cheerful, absurd comedy. The god you mean and the god I mean might not be the same. 3. Please don't troll or offer writing advice. Theme: Live with effort, love sincerely.