Even a Dragon-Protagonist Can't Get Away With That [Quick Transmigration]

【Coming Soon: The Troubles of an Honest Wife [Quick Transmigration]】 Blurb: (A note before you read: please be sure to check the reader's guide.) Shen Ting'er works for the Quick Transmigration Bureau, diligently following the plots and completing his missions. But in the romance division, men confess to him; in the danmei division, men confess to him; and even in the derivative division, men confess to him... After countless couples are split up and the plots fall apart, the Bureau decides to send him to the Dragon-Born division, where the protagonist is a stone-cold straight man with his heart set entirely on his career. “On the road to success, a Dragon-Born protagonist will always encounter all kinds of cannon-fodder villains who bring about their own downfall. In the end, they all get face-slapped by the Dragon-Born and become stepping stones on his way to the top.” Shen Ting'er is that cannon-fodder villain. “I believe in you. This time, it’ll definitely go smoothly!” The System is brimming with confidence. ① The illegitimate son forced into an arranged marriage in a System story [Complete ✓] “You're spoiled and willful, and you've offended plenty of people. Then your father has an accident, your older brother inherits the company, and he orders you to marry the male lead he looks down on. But neither you nor your brother knows that the male lead is actually a Dragon-Born protagonist with a Tycoon System, and you're both targets for his face-slapping...” Shen Ting'er: “A male power fantasy, a man getting married off... Huh?!” When he first met Shen Ting'er, the System whispered to the Dragon-Born protagonist, “See that? No matter how pretty a spoiled, willful young master is, you mustn't go soft on him. He's the one you're supposed to face-slap...” The Dragon-Born protagonist stared expressionlessly at Shen Ting'er, who was laying down three ground rules with him. In a cold voice, he told the System, “I won't let anyone take advantage of me.” During the arranged marriage, Shen Ting'er kept picking at the Dragon-Born protagonist over one thing or another. The System whispered to him, “This man isn't just beautiful, he's cunning too. He's been seducing you this whole time. Don't let him fool you.” The Dragon-Born protagonist paused with the food he was serving Shen Ting'er, then replied, “Of course I know. I have my own rhythm. Everything I'm doing now is part of my plan.” On the night the Dragon-Born protagonist gave an interview, he was peeling grapes for his arranged-marriage husband, who had spent the whole night cursing him after he'd worn him out. The System whispered to him again, “You should slap a black card against his beautiful face now, and show him that only you can give him the best life...” At that moment, Young Master Shen was still complaining that the grapes weren't sweet enough. The Dragon-Born protagonist switched to another variety and told the System, “All my assets are with my wife. You know my wife is beautiful. If I slap a card at him, I might scratch his face.” 【The Stalked Superstar in the Entertainment Industry】[Complete ✓] “You've been followed by sasaengs until you're nearly at your breaking point, so you hire a bodyguard. In your terrible state of mind, you do nothing but hit and yell at him. But you don't know that the bodyguard is actually a Dragon-Born protagonist following the script of a martial arts grandmaster. When you're exposed for mistreating your staff and driven out of the entertainment industry, your bodyguard goes viral because of a video...” Shen Ting'er: “I know this trope...” 【The Scientist Who Betrayed a Dragon-Born Protagonist in the Apocalypse】 “To ensure your research goes smoothly, you join a team. But before long, you notice that the team leader is always watching you with a sinister, icy gaze, one filled with murderous intent... You don't know that the leader is a reborn Dragon-Born protagonist. In his previous life, you betrayed him, and this time he's determined to take his revenge on you...” Shen Ting'er: “That's a relief, but why does taking revenge on me involve pinning me to the bed?” 【Wuxia Arc】 “You disguise yourself as a woman to get close to the leader of the martial arts world and plant a Gu worm in him, hoping to control him. You don't know that he's a Dragon-Born protagonist immune to every poison, and Gu worms refuse to choose him...” Shen Ting'er: “He keeps saying I put a love Gu in him. Is he sick or something?” 【The Junior Disciple Gathering Yang Essence for the Hehuan Sect】 “After leaving the Hehuan Sect, you set your sights on the upright, selfless number one of the immortal sects and the top figure of the demonic path. You do your best to seduce them, unaware that they're actually the same person...” Shen Ting'er: “So when he showed off his pecs to me, was he bragging?” 【The Green-Tea Cannon-Fodder Male Supporting Character in an Infinite-Flow Story】 “The identity card you draw is that of a widow whose husband has died...” Shen Ting'er: “You never told me my dead husband was a Dragon-Born protagonist.” Shen Ting'er spent half the day asleep because of the Dragon-Born protagonist. He jolted awake in bed in the middle of the night: Damn it! Weren't Dragon-Born protagonists supposed to never fall for men?! The man behind him pulled him back into his arms. His voice was hoarse. “Wife, want to go again?” ① Tycoon System Dragon-Born protagonist × spoiled, willful illegitimate son ② Martial arts grandmaster in the entertainment industry × stalked top-tier star ③ Reborn, unhinged Dragon-Born protagonist × cold, ruthless scientist ④ The world's greatest martial arts leader × the Miao frontier's most beautiful saint ⑤ Dragon-Born protagonist with a double identity × beautiful junior disciple of the Hehuan Sect ⑥ Max-level expert returning to the beginner's village × green-tea cannon-fodder male supporting character with a widow card Reader's Guide: 【1v1, both leads are virgins, 72-hour anti-piracy delay, 30%】 【Chapter One starts from the gong's point of view; Chapter Two returns to the shou's point of view. The white-haired one is the shou.】 【I didn't understand why people in the comments kept singling out the name of the gong in the first world, but someone pointed it out, so I looked it up. It seems to be connected to certain other novels. I don't spend much time online and don't really know much about this, but there have been quite a lot of similar comments. In the end, I hope people won't use the gong's name in this story to make jokes about the gong from another novel. Let's respect each other. Thank you ^_^】 ① Dragon-Born gong who is always getting the wrong idea about his own feelings × long-haired, dazzlingly beautiful shou ② Before the gong and shou meet, the settings are just settings, with no original host ③ No side couples. I'll only write about the two leads falling in love, and the romance will be very intense. There will be side characters with one-sided crushes on the shou, but they won't have much presence. The entire plot serves the romance between the gong and shou. The plot is illogical and flimsy; I only write sticky-sweet couple stuff, mostly focused on the two leads, who are completely devoted to each other. It includes some old-school, melodramatic, tacky plotlines, and sometimes the little head will be in charge of the big head. Readers who want a plot-driven story should steer clear. ④ Not recommended for readers with extreme character preferences. I don't accept instructions on how to write. ⑤【No breaking up the pairing or swapping their roles. No ship-breaking, role-swapping, or dream-substitution. I won't accept comments treating either lead as a stand-in. Please don't make personal attacks on either protagonist. Bug reports are welcome, but I won't accept wording advice. I'll delete comments that cross these lines.】There are countless novels on Jinjiang. If this one isn't to your taste, let's move on. There's always something that suits you. Coming Soon: The Troubles of an Honest Wife [Quick Transmigration] 【The blurb isn't finished yet, and the title may change.】 As a wife, Luo Chiyue always has a lot to worry about. ① Sunny, cheerful college-student gong × divorced wife After divorcing her gentle, well-behaved husband, whom she'd never even met and who had a white moonlight, Luo Chiyue moves into an old apartment complex. The college student next door keeps showing up at her door shirtless, with an eight-pack... How could he seduce a woman who's just gotten divorced? Luo Chiyue frets. And she remembers that the college student next door seems to be the younger brother of her ex-husband's friend... That can't be right, can it? ② Stern, cold patriarch gong × honest wife with no one to rely on Her husband dies on the day of their arranged marriage. Luo Chiyue, an honest wife, kneels in front of the funeral hall to mourn her dead husband. Through her broken, tear-filled gaze, she sees her husband's older brother. Her brother-in-law has the same handsome face as her husband. But unlike her husband, he's famous for being stern, cold, unfeeling, and distant from his family. Everyone is afraid of him. Three months later, the cold man corners Luo Chiyue in the bedroom... Luo Chiyue doesn't know: does she really need to rely on her brother-in-law now? ③ Unfeeling monster god × introverted wife offered as a sacrifice As an NPC in an infinite-flow dungeon, Luo Chiyue is offered as a sacrifice to a god and left with nothing but a cold stone statue for company. Then one day, the statue comes to life, and its cold stone hands soothe his body. This isn't a god at all, but an inhuman monster. Luo Chiyue should have been terrified of it... But later, Luo Chiyue finds himself fretting every day. Besides his monster husband constantly wanting to do that sort of thing with him, people keep trying to murder his monster husband, claiming they're there to save him as part of a mission. All Luo Chiyue wants is to be a good, dutiful wife to her husband... ④ Gentle, well-mannered older brother × child bride who only wants to marry him Luo Chiyue is his older brother's child bride. He's known since childhood that he can only marry his brother, and of course his brother loves him most. He's always conscientiously fulfilled his duties. But lately, Luo Chiyue has been a little troubled, because his brother seems to be avoiding him. Why? ⑤ Scheming alpha obsessed with his wife × traditional, dutiful wife Although he's an omega, Luo Chiyue only finds out after getting married that he can't get pregnant. It leaves him deeply troubled. He's just a traditional, honest omega and doesn't know how to tell his husband, yet somehow he seems to have developed symptoms of pregnancy. He's a little scared, but thankfully his husband keeps comforting him and easing his anxiety and distress. ⑥ Gloomy ghost gong × timid, cowardly wife Luo Chiyue notices that his husband seems strange after coming home. His body is icy cold, he constantly gives off a bone-chilling aura, and his eyes turn red. His smile is gentle, but somehow eerie... ⑦ Snake king gong who only wants to lie flat × human wife shou who's afraid of snakes Love-brained gong who adores his wife × beautiful wife shou who adores her husband Reader's Guide: ① Both leads are virgins, 1v1, no children ② There's not much depth or plot. I only write fluffy romance without much substance. Some characters will have one-sided crushes on the shou, but they won't have much presence. The romance is extremely intense and mostly focused on the two leads. ③ Not recommended for readers with extreme character preferences. I don't accept instructions on how to write. ④ No breaking up the pairing or swapping their roles. No ship-breaking, role-swapping, or dream-substitution. I won't accept comments treating either lead as a stand-in. Please don't make personal attacks on the protagonists. I'll delete any comments that do. There are countless novels on Jinjiang. If this isn't your thing, just pick another book. Theme: Everyone has their own good qualities.