How does Long Aotian Have Children?

Qin Zhen had transmigrated into this world ten years ago, and had finally been given the chance to gestate a battle beast.

In this interstellar world, humans merged beast eggs into their bodies and gestated battle beasts within themselves. The stronger the battle beast, the more powerful its owner, much like the inner cores in cultivation novels.

Even though battle beasts had to be birthed through one’s butthole... Qin Zhen was overjoyed. He was finally going to become the overpowered protagonist!

He happily checked into a postpartum care center. As the others who had checked in around the same time gave birth to all kinds of battle beasts after a few days or weeks, he couldn’t help feeling envious.

Then he looked at his own belly, which kept getting bigger... What the hell, why couldn’t he give birth already?

After eagerly waiting and waiting, ten months later, he finally gave birth! To a baby boy.

Qin Zhen was dumbfounded. “W-wait, this is a mistake, right? Where’s my battle beast?! The mighty, invincible battle beast that would shatter the void and rule the universe?!!!”

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Cang Bai was a celebrated God of War in the empire.

Forced by circumstances, he used his self-healing ability in the fusion chamber to save a dying young soldier.

He thought they would have nothing to do with each other after that, but unexpectedly ran into him again at the postpartum care center.

The young soldier barreled around recklessly and accidentally crashed straight into the God of War’s heart.

He volunteered to become the young man’s mentor, fell in love, and then watched Qin Zhen give birth to a... baby...

Whose bastard was it, anyway?!

It couldn’t be his, because he was... infertile!

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With his future in ruins and his mentor abandoning him, Qin Zhen was heartbroken.

Then he saw the paternity test report, bearing his mentor’s famous name.

The infertile God of War: “?”

The straight, overpowered protagonist: “???!!!”

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#A straight bottom who only wanted to become an overpowered protagonist, but accidentally got pregnant and gave birth

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A gloomy God of War who seems aloof and untouchable, but secretly catches fire for the first time in his life#

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Cang Bai used to be Qin Zhen’s most admired idol.

When he heard people gossiping about the God of War’s age, he sneered inwardly: “So what if he’s lived for over a hundred years? Doesn’t everyone know that the higher your cultivation, the longer your lifespan? There are plenty of characters in novels who live as long as Heaven itself. Some people really need to get out more!”

Now he knew that Cang Bai really was the father of his child.

Qin Zhen stared at the man who had disguised himself as his mentor and stayed by his side for a whole year, sneering inwardly: “Damn it, I actually got screwed by a guy over a hundred years old!”

[Reading Guide]

1. My take on male pregnancy, half-beast and half-human. A comedy. [PLEASE NOTE] The humor is crude and can make your scalp crawl with secondhand embarrassment. If that’s not your thing, don’t read.

2. The top is a scumbag, but he’s clean. Both leads are each other’s first. The top is convinced he’s infertile, and he has very good reasons for it. Extremely good reasons.

3. The pregnancy lasts a long time. Raising the baby and pursuing his wife take up the middle and later parts.

[Coming Soon] The Overpowered Protagonist’s Survival Guide: Not About Having a Baby. Please add it to your reading list~

Chi Xiufan transmigrated into the cultivation world of his dreams!

Good news: He’s a rising star among the demonic cultivators, and the leader of a sect!

Bad news: The leader of the righteous path, Shentu Lin, Sect Master of the Divine Dream Sword Sect, has come to wipe them all out!

The whole sect was in an uproar, scrambling to flee. Chi Xiufan swept out his sleeve. “Don’t panic. Watch your sect leader handle this!”

After reading web novels for so many years, he could write an entire book about how to become an overpowered protagonist!

Overpowered Protagonist Survival Rule 1: [A true man knows when to bend and when to stand firm. Don’t sweat the small stuff!]

As soon as the peerless sword beam hit the ground, Chi Xiufan grabbed Shentu Lin’s leg.

“Spare me, Sect Master Shentu! I’m willing to turn over a new leaf with my followers. From now on, we’ll do a good deed every day and uphold justice!”

Overpowered Protagonist Survival Rule 5: [Recruit allies and win people over!]

Chi Xiufan was “reformed” and forced to separate from his followers, bending to serve Shentu Lin.

So what?

Today he could give one person pointers on cultivation, tomorrow he could repair someone else’s magical treasure... Sincerity is the ultimate weapon. Why worry about gathering followers?

That is, if those Sword Sect disciples didn’t turn around and report him to their sect master: “Chi Xiufan is a warmhearted guy, but he keeps trying to persuade me, both openly and in secret, to abandon the righteous path and join the demonic path. I mean, to abandon the demonic path and join the righteous path...”

Overpowered Protagonist Survival Rule 12: [Think things through and turn other people’s strength to your advantage!]

Shentu Lin still wouldn’t let him go. Chi Xiufan was getting desperate. “Don’t say I didn’t warn you. If you don’t know what’s good for you, I won’t hold back!”

The demonic path had long considered the Sword Sect a thorn in its side. Now, they had an inside man.

One day, a horde of demonic cultivators suddenly appeared both inside and outside the sect. The Demon Lord arrived in person. Chi Xiufan sat back in the woodshed and watched the tigers fight, thinking that at last, he’d be free...

Wait, why was Shentu Lin here?!

The Sword Sect’s sect master held a bloodstained sword. His dark eyes, like eternal night, betrayed no emotion as he lifted Chi Xiufan’s chin with two fingers. “Well done.”

Chi Xiufan: “...?!!”

Overpowered Protagonist Survival Rule 26: [Everything has two sides. A crisis is also an opportunity!]

It seemed that improving his cultivation was the only way to free himself from his predicament.

Chi Xiufan went to great lengths to contact an elder of his sect. “Get me the highest-grade demonic manual, right now!”

The next day, a tattered manual appeared in Chi Xiufan’s hands. Its opening line stated plainly: “This cultivation method is for dual cultivation and is not restricted by yin or yang...”

Chi Xiufan: .

Overpowered Protagonist Survival Rule N: [Use the emperor to control the vassals. Everyone has a weakness. Find it!]

Unfortunately, Shentu Lin was all alone and didn’t even care whether the Sword Sect lived or died. He had no weaknesses at all.

Chi Xiufan’s back was nearly broken from all the rough handling. At last, he’d had enough and steeled himself.

He stared at his own belly. “If I can’t find an emperor, I’ll make one for him!”

Not long after, the whole Sword Sect was filled with joy, and everyone ran around spreading the news: “The Sect Master’s wife is expecting! Our Sword Sect is finally going to have a young sect master!!!”

#A villain bottom who desperately tries to escape the righteous path’s clutches, then attempts to run away with the baby, x a cold, cunning righteous-path top who only wants to keep his mischievous little lover by his side#

Theme: Adults need to learn to take responsibility, ummm