How Can a Cannon Fodder Like Me Rise to the Top?

[They’ve already gone all the way √ Romance and plot develop side by side √] Blurb: What should a cannon-fodder character do when he transmigrates into a story and falls for the protagonist’s love interest? 1. Get rid of the protagonist’s love rival. 2. Kidnap the protagonist’s love interest. 3. Take advantage of the situation and confess their feelings to each other. Chu Jing successfully completed the first two steps, but got stuck on the last one. The protagonist’s love interest was in heat, his eyes gloomy and the corners of them red. He could only wait for Chu Jing to make a move, but then Chu Jing suddenly couldn’t get it up. System: Warning. Cannon fodder are forbidden from defiling the protagonist. Chu Jing: ? Chu Jing’s short temper flared. Who said that just because he couldn’t get it up, he couldn’t defile him? With the System mocking him and the protagonist’s love interest glaring darkly, Chu Jing’s head heated up and he climbed on top. The protagonist’s love interest: ?! System: !!! Blurb Two: After the evil dragon Chu Jing died, he transmigrated into an A-class space pirate cannon-fodder character in a sci-fi novel. The original character fell in love with the protagonist’s love interest at first sight and immediately kidnapped him. He tried everything from walling him up to locking him in a dark room. Before he could succeed, the protagonist’s love rival arrived just in time and shot him in the head. He died full of resentment. System: You have one mission: stay alive. Chu Jing and the System made a plan to keep their distance from the protagonist’s love interest, until Chu Jing saw a photo of him. Chu Jing: ...He’s a vision! Chu Jing followed in the original character’s footsteps. He waited for the protagonist’s love interest to be drugged and go into heat, then carried him off and ran through the night. After that night, Chu Jing’s legs were weak and trembling as he crawled off to drown his sorrows. When he returned, the stunning beauty he’d spent the night tangled up with was pouting in disgust as he washed Chu Jing’s underwear. “Radiant and cheerful” evil dragon bottom vs. beautiful, wicked, resentful husband top Reading guide: 1. Two gorgeous leads, both strong, both pure 2. Omega top, Alpha bottom; story focuses on the bottom; happy ending 3. Absurd and mildly silly, with little concern for logic. A light, easy read 4. The main characters have questionable values. Do not imitate them! 5. Plot/romance: 5:5. [For more reading notes, see the author’s note in Chapter One.] [Their romantic feelings are locked in, with irresistible gravity. Their love will ultimately be mutual. They’re hopeless romantics who’ll cling to each other until death, in a relationship where neither can escape.] [Fans of either character type may be caught off guard. This story puts personal preferences first.] [The illustration event is live! Collect a full set to find me on Weibo and ask for the original images. Collect three full sets and message me for a surprise goodie bag 🌻] Coming soon 1️⃣ The God Keeps Cheating on Himself Top’s perspective As the last god in the world, Xie Yin fell in love with a human. Everyone knew humans were fickle, unfaithful, and promiscuous. To keep Jiang Linie from getting tired of him, Xie Yin made several backup plans. Every person beside Jiang Linie was him: the mature, domineering boss; the sweet, beautiful streamer; the gloomy psychologist. Even the dog on the street and the trash can were him. Sure enough, his young, flirtatious wife kept cheating. He fell for every temptation and even remembered to pet the dog on the street. Xie Yin was heartbroken. Every day, full of resentment, he secretly watched Jiang Linie getting intimate with his own clones, accepting everyone who came along and agreeing to even the most outrageous demands. Through tireless efforts, Xie Yin finally gave himself eighteen green hats. Watching his wife and his clones grow ever more passionate, Xie Yin picked up the pieces of his broken heart, packed his bags, and sadly took out the divorce papers he had prepared. He decided to switch accounts and find himself a new wife. Bottom’s perspective As the last evil god in the world, Jiang Linie had turned over a new leaf and fallen in love. The young new god seemed to have a lot of new tricks. But Jiang Linie wasn’t some old fuddy-duddy. He simply watched Xie Yin put on a show. His husband was a drama queen with some unusual kinks. That was fine; he could understand. An evil god’s love was all-accepting. Maybe Xie Yin was just into that sort of thing. He even wanted to be a dog. But as the number of different husbands kept growing, the evil god began to wonder if he should tactfully ask Xie Yin to tone it down. Before he could say a word, Xie Yin sent him divorce papers. Jiang Linie: ? Just as Jiang Linie was about to show Xie Yin his dark side, a message arrived from one of Xie Yin’s alternate accounts: a marriage proposal. Jiang Linie stopped brooding. He really couldn’t understand what young gods were thinking these days. Maybe this was what they called being trendy. Little scene: A bright little white flower bloomed in a patch of roadside weeds. Jiang Linie took a closer look. Of course, it was his husband again. Jiang Linie: a bottom who checks every morning whether the fried egg is his husband Xie Yin: a top determined to slip into every nook and cranny of his wife’s life Coming soon 2️⃣ Transmigrating Into a Harem Novel, but the Original Character Isn’t Dead [A little shameless, old-school romance. Whenever the top tries to become dark and twisted, the bottom pulls him back into human form.] After Xie Ling died unexpectedly, the System bound him to a book and tasked him with saving the corrupted, beloved protagonist, Shen Luolan. In the original story, Shen Luolan was accidentally injured, poisoned with an aphrodisiac, and left unable to advance in cultivation. Every month, he needed to sleep with someone to ease his symptoms. The revered master who had once been admired by Shen Luolan, his gentle senior brother, and his sworn enemy all changed their attitudes and tried to assault him. Shen Luolan would rather die than submit, and dragged all three of them down with him, their souls destroyed together. However, something went wrong when Xie Ling transmigrated. Xie Ling, who was supposed to become the Demon Lord, transmigrated straight into the protagonist’s body. Xie Ling, who had stayed up all night writing an entire plan: ??? Fortunately, before Shen Luolan turned dark, he was a sweet little flower spirit who was easy to fool, as well as exceptionally considerate and kind. When Xie Ling used his body to beat up scumbag men, Shen Luolan would sweetly call him “big brother” in his ear and cheer him on. The salvation meter didn’t go up, but Xie Ling was so pleased by the encouragement that he wiped out the scumbags in less than six months. After every threat had been eliminated, Shen Luolan thoughtfully helped him get his body back. Before Xie Ling could even feel moved, he was pinned to the bed in the Demon Palace. Shen Luolan stroked Xie Ling’s lower abdomen and told him that next year, the Demon Palace would be covered in the flowers they had planted together. Blurb Two: As the only dodder-flower spirit in the world, Shen Luolan reached the Mahayana stage of cultivation, only to be held back by an incomplete pollination cycle and unable to break through. To make it through the pollination period, he found three scapegoats, planning to turn them into nourishment once the time was right and use them to survive his heavenly tribulation. But just as he was about to put his plan into action, something unexpected happened. He was possessed. The good news: the other person believed his disguise and thought he was a harmless little white flower. The bad news: that person dealt with all the scapegoats he had carefully prepared, leaving not one behind. If he didn’t resolve his pollination problem, he really would die. Shen Luolan’s cold gaze settled on Xie Ling, who was inside his body. He helped Xie Ling get his body back, then offered him all the pollen he had stored for ten thousand years. Little scene: After being pollinated, Shen Luolan thought Xie Ling was going to run away. He turned around and looked. Xie Ling had given him a pile of spirit stones to buy his services from then on. Shen Luolan: ??? Reading guide: 1. The bottom is genuinely open-minded and cheerful, a mature and charming man who lives in the moment. He may be the most carefree and dependable bottom I’ve ever written. 2. The golden finger is incredibly powerful. The protagonist bottom is a walking cheat code. A sweet, satisfying story. Theme: True love conquers all!