My Secret Identities and Missions Are All Disastrous!

[My new story, “How to Survive in a ‘Wonderful’ IF World,” is updating now!] I’m a slacker employee at AAA System Wholesale Secret Identity Inc. I was sent to a mission world to complete a task using one of our crappy secret identities and save the company’s reputation. Let’s see what the collection targets are: “The strongest blindfold in the jujutsu world, the shirt of a boy with an evil neighbor living inside him, the underwear of a certain famous hedgehog-haired sorcerer, the choker of the gravity manipulator from the mafia, the bandages of the man with No Longer Human, the marbles of Yokohama’s famous detective, and Gin’s car.” ...Oh no. Am I going to get arrested for being a pervert before I finish the mission? [The Sorcerer Twins] The highly in-sync brother and sister who had just joined Jujutsu High gave the strongest sorcerer two more allies in his campaign to overthrow the old fossils of the jujutsu world. The pretty, delicate-looking upperclassman girl trembled as she confessed to the black-haired, green-eyed boy. While the hedgehog-haired boy racked his brains for a way to turn her down, he grabbed his wig and took it off. “Hahahahahaha! I’m her brother!” The furious hedgehog-haired boy: “As expected, Okkotsu-senpai is the only one worthy of respect.” [The Silent Follower] As the weather turned chilly, a black-haired man in Buddhist robes silently entered the alley. That was how he gained a family member who was great at selling free-range chicken eggs. Curse user (fox-like coaxing): “Will you be my new family, Hiiragi-kun?” Yotsuba Hiiragi (accepting kinship in one second): “Hey, bro, Venmo me 50 to support my egg-selling business.” [The Immortal Subordinate] At an arms-smuggling hideout, the gravity manipulator unexpectedly found a silver-haired man who’d been held captive. That man later became his most loyal subordinate. Gravity manipulator: “By the way, why were you there?” Kuzuki Sei recalled the past and answered calmly, “Because they were using arms smuggling as a cover to sell me, an immortal ability user.” “Huh?!” [The Cross-Dressing Assassin] One day, Gin’s beloved car suddenly vanished. Hagiwara Kenji... A certain cross-dressing assassin from the liquor syndicate: “Hehe.” […] After a series of thrilling adventures, I ignored the complicated feelings those people directed at my secret identities and looked at what I’d collected in my hands with a pervert’s grin. Wahahaha, I actually managed to collect everything! Looks like I’m pretty good at my job. 1. The main story is written in third person. 2. OOC warning! 3. Nobody finds out who’s behind the secret identities. 4. The blurb was screenshotted and saved on 2022.11.25. 5. I want to write a story full of sparks and clashes. [My completed old story: “How to Survive at Jujutsu High When Your Technique Is a Game.” Come check it out!] [New story updating now: “How to Survive in a ‘Wonderful’ IF World”] I’m a new student at Jujutsu High. The famous strongest sorcerer took one look at me and said my cursed technique was interesting. But I couldn’t feel any cursed technique at all... until that day arrived. One day, Nagayama Tsuki woke up and found a man in her room. He was a Special Grade curse user who had died, and even worse, his sleeves were full of tentacles! The curse user lowered his eyes and smiled kindly as he said softly, “You knew I had class today and still overslept. Looks like your teacher will have to teach you a proper lesson, Tsuki.” His voice was gentle, but his expression looked like hell had descended upon the world. Nagayama Tsuki (confused, but instinctively terrified): “Huh?” This was a world of beastfolk. Gojo-sensei had blue-ringed octopus tentacles, Geto Suguru’s true form was a sea-monster squid that could even spray ink, and then there was... After a week of struggling, Nagayama Tsuki finally returned. Before she could breathe a sigh of relief, she transmigrated again a day later. The moment she opened her eyes, she saw a huge, sparkling sign over the entrance to Jujutsu High: “Succubus Academy.” Beneath it stood Tiger-kun, wearing tiny leather shorts and nothing but an innocent expression. His pointed black heart-tipped tail swished back and forth as he said in an energetic voice, “You’re the new succubus student, right? Your tail looks great!” Nagayama Tsuki stared in shock at the long, thin, adorable black triangular tail behind him and fell into a deep silence. What kind of world was this?! The worlds that came afterward were even more ridiculous: an idol training academy (a certain plant-manipulating cursed technique user was overjoyed.jpg), a world where good and evil were reversed, and, in the end, even a fashionable ABO setting. The door to each new world showed no sign of stopping. It just kept opening, one after another... Help! How was she supposed to survive in these bizarre yet amazing worlds?! After taking one mind-blowing hit to her understanding after another, Nagayama Tsuki finally got it. She successfully mastered her cursed technique and stayed in her own world. Facing the Special Grade villain in Shibuya, she gave three disdainful laughs. “Come out, beastfolk strongest! Idol strongest! Alpha strongest! Succubus strongest fi... Ahem, never mind that one.” Anyway, you villains, get ready to be beaten up by N different versions of the strongest! 1. The worlds she transmigrates to include: [Beastfolk Jujutsu High] [Succubus Jujutsu High] [Idol Training Jujutsu Academy] [Everyone Reversed: Evil Jujutsu High] [“???” Jujutsu High] 2. Inspired by Martin Morning combined with various parallel worlds. 3. Sweet happy ending. Theme: Growing into an excellent person