How to Use a Marvelous Secret Identity to 'Shock' the Detective World

[The ending of this novel is handled poorly, so buy with caution] Kirishima Haruzuki, a high school boy who transmigrated here by accident, got bound to a System. It actually made him draw secret identities and earn "impression points" from important characters in the original story to gain more time to live. Haruzuki sighed. He had no choice but to get started. [The Fearsome Beacon of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police] Amid the roar of explosions and flames, he charged without hesitation toward the bomb site. No matter how brutal or dangerous the case, that fearsome Mr. Fushikawa was always the first to rush in. Matsuda: "Mr. Fushikawa is, well, a police officer worthy of a great deal of respect." Edogawa: "He sure is dedicated, but he keeps me out of the crime scene, so solving cases is really hard!" [The Sharp-Tongued Detective Chasing the Truth] The grim reaper elementary schooler saw another criminal on his knees, weeping at a crime scene. He exchanged a helpless glance with a certain dark-skinned king of part-time jobs. As expected, Mr. Tomioka's sharp tongue hadn't softened one bit. Tomioka (frowning as he insists): "I'm not sharp-tongued, and people don't hate me." [Miss Butterfly Who Protects Everyone] The Tokyo Metropolitan Police's casualty rate had dropped dramatically this year, and the reason turned out to be a doctor? Everyone knew that if you got careless and injured yourself, you'd be given the most bitter medicine and the most painful experience. The police officers of Beika Town: "We definitely have to avoid getting hurt. Otherwise, Butterfly will threaten us with her harsh treatments again." And so, all kinds of impressions kept appearing: "a kendo dojo master like a fiery owl," "twin swordsmanship prodigies rarely seen in a century," "the dreaded Rainbow-Eyed Liquor"... His remaining lifespan shot up, and at last he no longer had to worry about dropping dead tomorrow. Cheerfully, he turned his attention to the liquor factory. "For world peace, the Black Organization should go to prison!" Things to know before reading 1. Characters may be extremely out of character. 2. The Police Academy group will be saved. 3. Hope everyone has a fun and happy time reading! Coming soon: [Low-IQ Detective Simulator] Bai Chuanfeng got a Low-IQ Detective Simulator for free. Its intelligence stat had a maximum of one, its only available profession was detective, and the goal was to deduce a major case. Though its name sounded like a joke, the game itself was genuinely beautifully made. So he started playing. [You were born. Congratulations, your randomly assigned stats are Intelligence 0, Strength 10, Constitution 10, and Detective's Intuition 10.] [Age one: Your mother named you Yoshino Yota. You have a mother and an older brother, and live in a happy family.] [Age five: You still can't talk, and can only smile. Your literacy is zero, and your mother and brother are very worried.] [Age eight: Your Constitution of 10 gives you a height of 1.8 meters, perfect muscles, and an imposing presence. You dominate your elementary school. That same year, your older brother takes you to the sewers to meet a friend. You punch the air and accidentally kill your brother's imaginary friend, a real person. Your brother is very sad.] [Age nine: You're known as the Wolf of Toto. While traveling in Okinawa with your family, you help a girl being bullied by a middle-aged man. Two very large high school students regard you as a sage from another world and a kindred spirit.] [Age ten: Strange high school students find your home. After learning from your brother that you have an intellectual disability, they fall silent for an entire afternoon.] [Age fifteen: Using your intuition, you deduce a conspiracy that has spanned a thousand years.] [Congratulations, you beat the game and unlocked a rare identity: Musclebound Idiot, Intuition-Based Detective.] On the screen, an exceptionally tall, black-haired, blue-eyed man smiled. His eyes were far too clear, shining with a childlike light. Bai Chuanfeng took a screenshot and started another game. [You were born. Congratulations, your randomly assigned stats are Intelligence 1, Constitution 0, Vitality 10, Detective's Intuition 10, and Family Background 9.] [Age one: At the elders' request, Gojo Satoru gives you a name. You receive your new name, Gojo Raku, from the five-year-old head of the family, because Gojo Satoru thinks you look hilarious when you smile without eyebrows.] [Age five: Gojo Satoru says you have only a month to live. The next second, you start throwing up blood nonstop, and chaos breaks out.] [Age fifteen: You've spent ten years throwing up blood and staying alive. Gojo Satoru is amazed by your vitality.] [Age twenty: You keep living while throwing up blood. You become a teacher at the technical college, and on your first day, you solve the mystery of the technical college's ghost, which had persisted for ten years.] [Congratulations, you beat the game and unlocked a rare achievement: The Detective Who Lives to the End Is in It for the Long Haul.] On the screen was a handsome, slender man with white hair and blue eyes. His white collar was stained crimson with blood, and he flashed a smile with blood-red teeth. Screenshot. Next game. [You were born. Congratulations, your randomly assigned stats are Intelligence 1, Luck 10, Ability 10, and Happiness 9.] [Age ten: A criminal catches you and shoots at you. The bullet ricochets several times before hitting the criminal himself. Your ridiculous luck has begun to take effect.] [Age fifteen: As you say you will deduce the clues and catch the criminal, a fugitive being chased by the police falls from the sky into the trash can beside you. You become famous overnight.] [That same year, you join the Armed Detective Agency. The president thinks your ability, called Good Luck, is constantly activating. You loudly argue, "That's not good luck. It's the effect of my detective's intuition." In the ensuing silence, Yokohama's greatest detective covers his face with a book.] [Age sixteen: As you're walking along and eating, a blank page from a book drifts to your feet. You learn the truth of the world.] [Congratulations, you beat the game and unlocked the achievement for catching criminals with 100 percent certainty, even without going through the deduction process.] A smiling young detective appeared on the screen, holding a wordless comic book. He wore plain glasses and struck the classic thinking pose. Screenshots, screenshots... You took countless screenshots in the game and felt endless joy. After playing several full-dive games, Bai Chuanfeng decided to worship the game as the ultimate escape of his life. A pink-haired high school student with a lollipop hair accessory, just passing by: "...That's a superpower holder unlike anything I've ever heard of. It's really convenient that he's fundamentally a law-abiding, justice-minded player." Theme: We grow toward the sun, strive to be our best selves, and do what we can to save others.