How Do I Survive at Jujutsu High When My Technique Is a Game?

[I talked it over with my editor. The plan is to go premium on November 3, and there'll be a 10,000-word update then. Thanks for all your support!] Ryota Hinata is an ordinary high school student who plays a game on his phone called Jujutsu Tech Amusement Park. It isn't very well-known, but it's actually a ton of fun. Every day, he laments that such a great game still hasn't been released to the public. Is a big company really suppressing a game made by a small developer that badly?!! Then one day, while eating a sundae at home and watching the teacher in the game decide where to take the player, a handsome white-haired man wearing a blindfold descended slowly from the sky into his house, carrying someone who looked just like his game character. The white-haired strongest sorcerer waved at him from outside the window. "Hey, Potato! I finally found you. I'm the teacher for your cursed technique, and starting today, I'm your teacher." Ryota Hinata: "???!!!" This can't be right. Which one of us transmigrated, you or me? And, come to think of it, why can a game character appear in real life?!! There's a transfer student this year. The students hear a rumor that the jujutsu world has arrested a student named Hinata Potato, who's supposedly a bit slow, and enrolled him. Seriously, officer, is the jujutsu world arresting intellectually disabled people and making them work now? And the new student's name is way too carelessly chosen! Who uses Potato as a name? The people at Jujutsu Tech watch Hinata Potato, whose gaze is vacant, who cries one moment and laughs the next, and who can punch up enough dust to fill the school grounds. They all fall silent. Seriously, officer, are even intellectually disabled people this strong now?!! 1. Potato will basically be a secret identity later on. 2. I hope all the lovely readers enjoy the story. 3. I have an outline and chapters saved up. (Heart hands~) Coming soon: Low-IQ Detective Simulator Shirakawa Fu got a Low-IQ Detective Simulator for free. The intelligence cap was one, the only available profession was detective, and the goal was to solve a major case. The name sounded like a silly game, but the game itself was genuinely gorgeous. So he started playing. [You were born. Congratulations, your randomly assigned stats are Intelligence 0, Strength 10, Constitution 10, and Detective's Intuition 10.] [Age 1. Your mother names you Yoshino Yota. You have a mother and an older brother, and live in a happy family.] [Age 5. You still can't speak. You can only smile, and your literacy is zero. Your mother and brother are very worried.] [Age 8. Your Constitution of 10 makes you 180 centimeters tall, perfectly muscled, and imposingly built. You rule the elementary school. That same year, your brother takes you to the sewer to meet a friend. You punch the air, accidentally killing your brother's imaginary friend, a real person. Your brother is devastated.] [Age 9. You're called the Wolf of Toto. While on a family trip to Okinawa, you help a girl being bullied by a middle-aged man. Two huge high school students see you as a worldly sage and kindred spirit.] [Age 10. Strange high school students find your house. After learning from your brother that you have an intellectual disability, they remain silent for the entire afternoon.] [Age 15. Using your intuition, you deduce a conspiracy that has lasted a thousand years.] [Congratulations! You've completed the game and unlocked a rare identity: Musclebound Idiot, Intuitive Detective.] On the screen, an exceptionally tall man with black hair and blue eyes smiles. His eyes are so clear that they seem to hold a childlike glimmer. Shirakawa Fu takes a screenshot and starts another game. [You were born. Congratulations, your randomly assigned stats are Intelligence 1, Constitution 0, Vitality 10, Detective's Intuition 10, and Family Background 9.] [Age 1. At the elders' request, Gojo Satoru gives you a name. You receive your new name from the five-year-old head of the family: Gojo Raku, because Gojo Satoru thinks your toothless smile without eyebrows is hilarious.] [Age 5. Gojo Satoru says you have one month to live. The second he finishes speaking, you start vomiting blood, and chaos breaks out.] [Age 15. You've spent ten years vomiting blood and surviving. Gojo Satoru is amazed by your vitality.] [Age 20. You keep vomiting blood and surviving, become a teacher at Jujutsu Tech, and solve a ten-year-old ghost mystery at the school on your very first day.] [Congratulations! You've completed the game and unlocked a rare achievement: The Detective Who Lives to the End Is the One Who Lasts.] On the screen, a handsome, slender man with white hair and blue eyes has a white collar stained crimson with blood. He flashes a smile with blood-red teeth. Screenshot. Next game. [You were born. Congratulations, your randomly assigned stats are Intelligence 1, Luck 10, Supernatural Ability 10, and Happiness 9.] [Age 10. A criminal catches you and shoots you. The bullet ricochets several times and hits the criminal himself. Your ridiculous luck begins to work its magic.] [Age 15. As you say you'll deduce the clues and catch the culprit, a criminal being pursued by the police drops from the sky into the trash can beside you. You become famous overnight.] [That same year, you join the Armed Detective Agency. The president thinks your ability, named Good Luck, has been continuously activating. You loudly protest, "That's not good luck, it's my detective intuition at work." In the ensuing silence, Yokohama's greatest detective covers his face with a book.] [Age 16. While walking along and eating, a blank page drifts to your feet. You learn the truth of the world.] [Congratulations! You've completed the game and unlocked the achievement: Catch Every Culprit with 100% Certainty, Even Without Any Deduction.] A smiling young detective appears on the screen, holding a wordless manga. He wears rimless glasses and strikes a classic thinking pose. Screenshot, screenshot... You take countless screenshots in the game, and feel an endless joy. After playing several rounds of the full-dive game, Shirakawa Fu decides to make it his life's sacred game. A pink-haired high school student with a lollipop hair clip, just passing by: "...I've never heard of a superpowered person like this. Still, it's a relief that he's basically a law-abiding, righteous player." Theme: Do what you can to help the world.