[Genshin Impact] I'm Useless, but Ridiculously Lucky

Feel free to check out my upcoming stories~! [Honkai: Star Rail] Do You Have Hidden Powers Too? Former Emanator of Elation × Dan Heng Seven Archons’ Retainers, but They’re All Double Agents The Uchiha of Boss Dazai, paired with Boss Dazai Uchiha in Honkai: Star Rail, Finding Little Brothers: A big brother and his brothers who aren’t related by blood Completed stories: [Genshin Impact] A Home for Every Pretty Boy Why Hasn’t Dazai Confessed Yet? Paired with Dazai “He was already causing chaos in Liyue without a Vision. Now that he has one, is he going to turn Teyvat upside down?” His goal is to challenge every strong fighter in Teyvat, take on the Seven Archons, and punch his way through the Heavenly Principles! “Zhongli, you’ll be the father of the strongest person in the world!” Zhongli set down his teacup and sighed helplessly. The kid’s hit his rebellious phase… After obtaining a Vision, Zhong Li spent the whole day wondering what he’d done to deserve one. The most he’d done was dream one night about conquering Teyvat, and the next day he woke up with a Vision. Zhong Li: Could this be a revelation from fate? Xiao turned away: I don’t know. Zhong Li: Exactly! It’s fate! I’m destined to become the strongest man alive, hahahahahahaha! Xiao: … And so Zhong Li started going around wreaking havoc (×) challenging (√) the strongest fighters in every nation. [Excerpt One] “Master Diluc, please give it everything you’ve got!” Diluc (with a catlike frown): “…I will.” “Blazing…” Zhong Li held his sword upright in front of him as Anemo gathered rapidly at its tip. “Flame!” A crimson bird swept toward them, wreathed in flames. “Argh!” Zhong Li was suddenly launched into the air by a round, bulky creature. “Why is there a Grass Slime here, ” He went flying, but the Grass Slime burned to a crisp. “Wait, I can’t control my sword!” The sword, charged with Anemo, carried him wildly through the sky. Diluc’s gaze followed him back and forth, and then… “Master Diluc fell in the water!!” Diluc, who’d been swept into the river by the sword: “…” [Excerpt Two] Dark clouds pressed down as fierce winds howled. On a cliff somewhere in Guyun Stone Forest. Zhong Li faced Hu Tao, who was holding her Staff of Homa, with his sword in hand. “Who would’ve thought that old friends would end up crossing swords…” “Hu Tao, I don’t want this either… but the strongest are destined to be alone!” Anemo gathered at the tip of his sword. Its faint blue-green glow wavered like a firefly against the dark sky and towering waves. Hu Tao gathered flames, planning to strike while he was still charging up, but a wave came crashing in and extinguished them. Hu Tao narrowed her eyes. “You can use an Anemo Vision to turn a sword into a staff and summon such enormous waves? You really are worthy of being my friend.” “Huh? Did I summon those?” After a brief daze, Zhong Li coughed. “That’s right! This is my power!” Chongyun: “No matter how you look at it… there are way too many things wrong here.” Xingqiu asked in confusion, “But why is the wave behind them so huge?” Xiangling mused, “It looks like a tsunami…” The three of them fell silent, then shouted toward the pair on the cliff: “Hey, you two, ” “Run, ” “It’s a tsunami, ” [Excerpt Three] “The desert is Cyno’s home turf.” “Why is it thundering in the desert!!” “Good thing Cyno has an Electro Vision. Even that terrifying lightning only knocked him out.” [Excerpt Four] “Ah, I lost!” “Lyney!” Zhong Li raised his sword and said in confusion, “Why did it suddenly start raining so hard? I can barely keep my eyes open… Is someone feeling emo?” “Well, at least I can trigger Swirl.” [Excerpt Five] “Hey, who are you? Why do you keep chasing me, ” Zhong Li tripped over his own feet and fell to the ground. Scaramouche looked down at him mockingly. “You idiot. You haven’t changed at all.” “But…” Lightning flashed in the sky. “How dare you forget our promise.” You know every Anemo guy has an Electro friend. P.S.: 1. Zhong Li is pretty useless himself, but his golden finger is wildly overpowered. 2. This is a comedy. Don’t overthink it. 3. The pairing is Scaramouche. Tsunderes never go out of style! 4. It’s actually a group-pampering story. Didn’t see that coming, did you? (×) 5. Also known as: “The Story of How I’m Ridiculously Lucky and Everyone Around Me Is Ridiculously Unlucky” Upcoming: [Honkai: Star Rail] Do You Have Hidden Powers Too? Former Emanator of Elation × Dan Heng A former Emanator of Elation, now a memory-wiped Nameless with the Astral Express Crew. The protagonist falls in love at first sight with Dan Heng, who rescued him, and spends every day going completely crazy over him. For example: “Dan Heng, you little snack, let me have a bite!” (pounces like a hungry wolf) “You went out of your way to walk right in front of me. Heh heh, you’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you? Man, you’ve got me!” Dan Heng, who was just passing by: … After discovering Dan Heng is a dragon: “Dragon horns! Those are dragon horns! Let me lick them!” (drools) “A tail! You have a tail too! I want to, ” Trailblazer: Oh my god, there’s a pervert! March 7th patted her shoulder and comforted her: You’ll get used to it. The protagonist thinks his peaceful, happy life with the Astral Express Crew will go on forever, until he runs into Sampo. Sampo, excited and delighted: Idol! You’re my idol Protagonist: Do we even know each other? Let go of me, let go! Dan Heng, arms folded and staring with dead fish eyes: …I’ll be going, then. Danger! His relationship with Dan Heng is in danger! Dan Heng, let me explain! It’s not what you think! P.S.: 1. Dan Heng acts like he can’t stand the protagonist, but in reality he takes excellent care of him (not limited to food and drink) and even sleeps with him. He always carries plenty of the protagonist’s favorite chocolate. So this is actually mutual pining! 2. This is a huge gamble. If Sampo is on the Elation side, I’ll start writing it. If not, I’ll start later (weeping). Uchiha in Honkai: Star Rail, Finding Little Brothers As an Uchiha, his obsessive feelings are etched into his very bones. After failing to control his younger brothers and make them live happily according to his wishes, Uchiha Tiankong transmigrates. This happens after he has lost nearly all his brothers. Floating through the boundless universe, he reflects on his painful past and decides to learn from his mistakes and put his new brothers under his protection. Of course, first he has to find new brothers. - White hair? Not very likable… Wait, he pilots a giant robot too! He must be the younger brother he lost long ago! - Black hair and red eyes! This brother’s a little tall… but he must be the younger brother he lost long ago, too! - Just black hair… But he has a tragic past and that trademark deadpan face. He must be one of our Uchiha brothers, too! - Blond hair, but pretty eyes! Tragic past! He’s my brother, too! - Red hair, huh… No matter. He’s my brother, too! - Bad temper? He’s my brother, too! - Those wings are ears…? Still my brother! - Uchiha Tiankong is happy again, having discovered that this new world has so many brothers. This time, he definitely won’t let anyone bully them! But what if his brothers start fighting among themselves!? They’re all equally precious to him… He can’t bring himself to punish any of them! Have you heard? Alongside the drifters in the universe, like the Stellaron Hunters and Galaxy Rangers, there’s a new “Brother Ranger”! You’re done for if he sets his sights on you! Your identity and age don’t matter. Once he picks you, you’ll have to lower your rank and become his little brother! “Is no one safe?” (in that particular tone) “There is. Scott.” P.S.: 1. Tiankong is an extremely twisted little brother fanatic. To sum it up: “Sorry, my brothers are just too cute, so I can’t possibly settle for loving only one of them! But can’t my brothers love only me?” 2. There are Naruto elements, but no Naruto plotlines. It’s mainly about Honkai: Star Rail. 3. Click to watch the brothers fight over his attention √! 4. Silly, lighthearted style. Theme: Pursuing your dreams