[Genshin Impact] Give Every Handsome Boy a Home

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This is a story written purely to indulge my personal tastes.

I want to give every pretty boy a home! Told from the bottom's perspective, with all the pretty boys as tops.

Shikanoin Heizou:

Phantom Thief x Great Detective

"Where did you go after the banquet last night? Please answer truthfully, Mr. Marnie."

"I was a little drunk, so I went back to my room to rest. What, are you suspecting me, Detective?"

"Oh my~ I'm not suspecting you," the boy said, his eyes curving into a smile that made the two moles beneath them even more alluring. "I'll catch you."

Cyno:

Cheesy pickup lines x deadpan jokes

"I'm Pyro and you're Electro, so we're like lightning striking a flame!"

The Staff of the Scarlet Sands stabbed into the wall, blocking A-Wu's way. He stiffly turned his head.

Cyno planted one hand against the wall on the other side, completely trapping him.

A-Wu glanced at the crack in the wall beside his ear and swallowed. "Cyno... what are you doing?"

Cyno declared solemnly, "From now on, you're only allowed to use your pickup lines on me."

"...Huh?!" Have you lost your mind?

Does anyone really like cheesy pickup lines?

Chongyun:

Sultry big brother x purehearted exorcist

A blue-haired, blue-eyed boy, clear and pristine as ice and snow.

He sauntered over and pressed his ice cream against the boy's face, tossing out a bombshell as usual: "Would you rather eat this first, or eat me?"

The Snow Boy turned into a blushing Snow Boy. "M-Mr. Ruan Hua!"

He couldn't bring himself to scold him, and could only stammer out his name.

Ruan Hua: Ah... is the ice cream going to melt from the heat?

Lyney:

Great painter x great magician

The painter hugged his blanket and looked at the beautiful purple-eyed boy lying beside him, feeling a little awkward. "Uh, actually... I only think of you as a little brother."

The boy looked hurt. "You don't want to take responsibility?"

Painter: "...I'll take responsibility."

Tighnari:

Unreliable senior forest ranger x forthright, levelheaded junior forest official

"Senior, you can't just eat wild mushrooms!"

"And you can't let other people eat them, either!"

Scaramouche:

The first time Nuo met the puppet, he had gotten lost and wandered into the Pavilion of Parting. After searching everywhere and failing to find a way out, he had no choice but to ask the puppet inside for directions. The puppet gave him an innocent look, appearing even more lost than he was.

Nuo: .

The second time he met the puppet was somewhere pitch-black. He had gotten lost again, and asked the only living thing beside him for directions without changing expression. This time the puppet didn't look back at him in confusion, but wore a nasty expression and kept making snide remarks.

Nuo: .

The third time he ran into the puppet, he was lost again. But before he could ask for directions, the puppet fell from high above. So he had to catch him first.

Nuo had always left before, like a cloud that couldn't be held onto. Even if he moved slowly, he was always moving forward. But this time he didn't, because his heart softened when he saw the puppet's eyes, as if he were about to shatter.

Cool, poker-faced guy x tsundere kitty

Venti:

Playboy x playboy, let's see who falls first

Freminet:

"Little penguin, you have to stay with me all day today!"

"If it's an order from you..."

Restless little ray of sunshine x socially anxious boy who quietly coaxes him with suggestive remarks

Xingqiu:

"Young man, stop right there!"

"I can tell from your bones that you're a natural martial arts prodigy!"

Xingqiu studied the boy blocking his way. He was wearing a robe that looked completely out of place, along with little round sunglasses.

The boy put on a worldly air. "I have a palm technique here that fell from the heavens. Would you be interested?"

Xingqiu looked at the manual in his hands, its seams already coming undone, and couldn't help laughing. "I'm very interested."

At that, the boy's face lit up with delight. "For just one million Mora, you can't lose!"

(Why not just go rob someone for a million Mora?)

Con artist x rich young master

Xiao:

After the Archon War ended, Ze Wu, one of the lucky few to survive, fell into a deep sleep to resist erosion.

When he woke again, he found that some little green bird had hatched him from an egg.

Gazing into the bird's cool eyes, Ze Wu began drooling uncontrollably. This bird smells so good!

Easygoing chatterbox x workaholic who grinds like a machine

I want to write some "I thought you were my brother/rival, but you wanted to..." scenarios, hehe.

I'll add more pretty boys if I think of any, and things may change.

Check out my other upcoming stories~

"[Honkai: Star Rail] Do You Have Hidden Powers Too?" Former Emanator of Elation x Dan Heng

"An Uchiha Finds Brothers in Honkai: Star Rail" The brotherhood hero and his brothers who share neither blood nor parents

As an Uchiha, he had obsessive emotions etched into his very bones.

Uchiha Tiankong had tried to control his younger brothers and make them live happily according to his wishes, but failed. Then he transmigrated.

After losing almost all of his younger brothers,

he drifted through the boundless universe, reflecting on his mistakes. He decided to learn from his past and once again shelter his younger brothers beneath his wings.

Of course, first he had to find some new brothers.

-

White hair?

Not very likable...

Wait, he pilots a giant robot too!

He must be the younger brother he'd been separated from years ago!

Uchiha Tiankong (with deep affection): "Little brother!"

Jing Yuan: "Big brother."

"?" Uchiha Tiankong put on a puzzled expression. "Wait, why did you answer so readily?"

Jing Yuan: "...Did I?"

-

Black hair and red eyes!

This younger brother is a little tall... but he's definitely another brother he'd been separated from years ago!

"Little brother!"

Blade: "Hmph."

He'd looked down on him when he had white hair, and now that he'd gone from white-haired to black-haired, he's calling him little brother?

-

Only black hair...

But he has a tragic past and that signature blank expression. He must be one of their Uchiha brothers too!

"Little brother!"

Dan Heng stopped in his tracks. "?"

Astral Express Crew: "Breaking news! Dan Heng's long-lost older brother has shown up!"

-

Blond hair, but beautiful eyes! A tragic past!

This one's his younger brother too!

"Little bro..."

"Big brother!" A voice even more enthusiastic than his own.

"?"

Uchiha Tiankong: ...Is something not right here?

Aventurine: Finally, it's his turn!

-

Red hair... No matter, this one's his younger brother too!

"Little brother!"

"Are you calling me?"

"If you join the 'Beauty,' then of course we can be brothers."

-

Bad temper? But he meows! He's his younger brother too!

"Honey! Who's your little brother?!"

"You are, though you don't have to say it so affectionately..." (blushing)

"Meow! Who said I was being affectionate?!"

-

Those wings are ears...? Never mind, he's still his younger brother!

"Want to touch my ears? It feels really nice."

Uchiha Tiankong reached out and touched them. "I don't feel anything?"

Sunday buried his face in his palm. "Sorry, I meant it feels nice for me."

-

Uchiha Tiankong was happy again, amazed that this new world had so many younger brothers.

This time, he would never let anyone bully his brothers again!

But what if his brothers started fighting among themselves?!

They're all precious to him... he can't bring himself to scold any of them!

Have you heard? Besides the Stellaron Hunters, the Galaxy Rangers, and all those other wanderers, there's a new "Brotherhood Hero" out in the universe!

If he sets his sights on you, you're done for!

Never mind who you are or how old you are. Once he targets you, you'll have to accept a lower rank and become his little brother!

"Is there really no one who can escape?" (in that sort of tone)

"There is. Scott."

P.S.

1. Tiankong is a somewhat twisted brothercon. To sum it up: "Sorry, my little brothers are just too cute, so there's no way I can love only one of them! But can my little brothers love only me?"

2. It has Naruto elements, but doesn't involve Naruto's plot. It's mainly Honkai: Star Rail.

3. Click to see the brothers fight over each other√!

4. A silly, lighthearted story.

You can also check out my completed works:

"[Genshin Impact] I'm Useless, but Ridiculously Lucky" Pairing: Scaramouche

"Why Hasn't Dazai Confessed Yet?" Pairing: Dazai

Theme: For everything beautiful!