This story will go on sale starting with chapters 30-35 on June 14. If you've already read those chapters, be sure not to buy them again!
It's almost finished now that it's going on sale.
I occasionally revise the story, so don't worry when you see update notifications. I'll say something if there's a major revision. Remember to check the content warnings. Mwah!
As the famous golden bachelor of the Akademiya, Alhaitham has a well-paid, stable job with little work to do, and a home in a prime location downtown. Many people consider him the perfect son-in-law.
His career is thriving, and all he lacks is a family. But Alhaitham scoffs at the idea. The wise don't fall in love, while fools are troubled by it. He could finish a whole book in the time it takes to indulge in such romantic nonsense.
Countless matchmakers are turned away by Alhaitham's impatient, condescending stare, until the Traveler shows up.
The Traveler brings him a little Fungi. It's tiny, soft, cute, and clingy. By some strange force, Alhaitham accepts the watery little Fungi.
Alhaitham and the little Fungi agree on three rules: don't interrupt him while he's reading, don't make noise, and don't cling to him.
The little Fungi obediently follows the rules, but in the end, Alhaitham is the one who breaks them. He coaxes the innocent little Fungi into reading with him, holds it while he sleeps, and takes it everywhere he goes.
After asking Alhaitham to look after his little Fungi for a while, the Traveler leaves, full of worry.
He thinks he might find a skinny little Fungi when he comes back, but on the day he returns, he sees Alhaitham holding and soothing a young man, who pouts unhappily.
The Traveler, realizing the young man is the little Fungi: Alhaitham, draw your sword!
Preorder: Teyvat Kindergarten
Blurb: The kindergarten notice board in Teyvat has a few amusing messages from new students.
A new student who doesn't want to give their name: "They even let newly enrolled students work as teachers here. This awful school is going to shut down sooner or later!"
A new student who is also a substitute teacher: "The student above seems to have a problem with me, but knowledge has no age limit. I don't think there's a teacher who knows more about botany than me."
A new student from Liyue: "Can I draw a different Vision? I want a Geo Vision like the Lord of Geo."
A new student from Snezhnaya: "I don't want to go to this kindergarten. I want to go to the one run by the Tsaritsa."
An unlucky new student from Mondstadt: "Can I skip the expedition course? Every time I go looking for Mora, Uncle Azhdaha beats me up."
Preorder: God-Raising System, But Make It Farming
When Chen Xi graduates from university and gets ready to look for work, a God-Raising System falls from the sky. But... its mission is farming.
Chen Xi naturally refuses. Come on, what kind of proper God-Raising System makes you farm? Does it think he hasn't read any novels?
But... the System promises to give him cats and dogs, and Chen Xi, a lover of all things fluffy, is shamefully tempted.
In the end, he can't help but surrender to the fluffy creatures.
As the last dragon in the world, Qiu Mu is powerful and precious, and countless people adore him.
But that doesn't change the fact that he has to make it rain on his boyfriend's fields.
He has no choice. If he doesn't water the vegetable garden, he won't be allowed back inside at night.
Reader's Guide:
1. No logic, just fluff. Daily-life group pampering and sweet treats. No competing for a love interest, no investment in multiple ships. A self-indulgent passion project, written because I love writing about a sweet, soft darling!
2. There's not much plot, mostly everyday life. I respect the original setting and will do my best to keep the characters in character. The original belongs to miHoYo, and any OOC is on me.
3. The writing is terrible, childish, and cringeworthy. What I imagine and what I write aren't the same, so if you can't stand it, run and cut your losses.
4. It might update every other day or every day. I'll post when I've finished writing.
5. Any flaws in my darling are due to my writing ability!
6. Shushui is an adult!!! (Important!) He's just a little Fungi, not a human, so he lacks a lot of basic human knowledge. You could say he's a blank slate.
Thesis: Be independent and strong, respect and love yourself
What is the connection between the assassination of the Great Sage and my acting as the Great Sage?
Sora: I've been out for a while, but why did the pigs eat my cabbage?
Elhaysen, you are not a human being, you are simply a beast!! Shuishui is so cute, so innocent and so young!!
Shui Shui: Is this the Shura Field? Humans are so scary
In this situation, Brother Hai is not a eunuch, but a beast OVO
Finished spreading flowers!!! Wuhu~ But Elhaysen, you really can't do it~
So, how long will it take for Elhaysen to "eat" water? So anxious shyjpg
How to send yourself to Shura field with one sentence
This is how it ends. I can't bear to finish this book.
Damn Haisen, your wife is so sweet