[Thank you, dear readers, for keeping me company!]
Here's the blurb:
Yan Yushu is an ordinary craft blogger who never expected to end up on a dating reality show.
The dating show has no script. Lazy Yan Yushu plans to quietly be an audience member who snacks on gossip and cooks for everyone, doing his bit to serve the people. He never expected to win everyone's hearts by accident!
Yan Yushu: ???
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The show doesn't provide meals for its guests, so Yan Yushu shows off a little in the kitchen. Everyone is amazed, declaring that the show's catering is taken care of!
The show sets a challenge: the guests have to learn a craft and sell their creations. Yan Yushu gives it a quick try, and his handiwork sells for the highest price in the old street's history!
The show gets creative with a visit to a riding stable. While everyone else is still learning how to mount a horse, Yan Yushu has already returned at a gallop, and even the horse can't bear to part with him.
The show goes too far, asking the guests to find a pilot and take a plane to their destination. Everyone turns to Yan Yushu with shining eyes.
Yan Yushu: ...
The production crew: ...
Yan Yushu steps forward and starts to say, "I can..."
The production crew shouts, "No, you can't! You absolutely can't! Go find a pilot!"
Everyone shakes their heads in disappointment.
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Everyone in Lian City's social circles knows that Han Zhuo of the Han family can't stand people who use their bodies to get ahead, so he never gets involved with anyone or anything in show business.
Whenever someone tries to send a person Han's way, the person never even makes it to him. The instigator is likely to get into serious trouble first, so no one dares provoke him.
Until one day, everyone sees Han Zhuo on a variety show, pampering and caring for an internet celebrity in every way. He even takes charge of the production team's filming himself for the sake of the celebrity's safety, moving the show to a private island.
Everyone's jaws hit the floor.
In a dim room, Yan Yushu sits on the bed while Han Zhuo kneels beside it on one knee. Yan Yushu hooks a finger under Han Zhuo's chin. His fingertip slowly traces Han Zhuo's jawline, stroking back and forth as if teasing him.
"It was just a little thing. Why are you so nervous? You even brought me to an island to hide." Yan Yushu's eyes curve into a smile.
Han Zhuo looks at Yan Yushu deeply, turns his head, and takes a playful bite of the finger that's been teasing him. His words muffled, he says, "Nothing about you is ever a little thing."
Jealous and unaware of it, an irritable rabid-dog seme who acts deep early on x a gentle, seemingly all-capable craft blogger uke who's got a bit of a devious streak
1v1, sweet romance, mostly everyday life, happy ending
P.S. The dating show is all made up by me as I go. Think missions, cohabitation, and dates.
A few warnings:
1. I'm a new author and my writing is still rough. If it's not for you, just click the X. No need to tell me QAQ
2. Mostly everyday life, with a very, very slow burn.
I've also put up a pre-release. If you like it, please add it to your favorites! [Kiss on the left]
Pre-release: [Blurb]
Pei Junyu is an outstanding modern university student and a total workaholic. One day, he wakes up to find himself in the interstellar era, transformed into an omega: frail and pitiful, the sort who'd spend a whole week sobbing after a breakup.
Omega life is laid-back. All you have to do is grow flowers and water them, like an elegant little fairy. After being forced into a lazy life for three days, Pei Junyu declares, I can't take this anymore!
What kind of miserable life is this? Get to work! Everyone, get to work!
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A pretty and sweet-looking new streamer has recently joined Shark Live, the most famous platform on the Star Network. Users assume he's some handsome young beta, but then the streamer reveals his gender: he's an omega!
He's the first omega streamer on the entire Star Network.
Curious, disdainful, and scornful users flock into the livestream.
"Omegas should stay at home, grow flowers, water them, and look after the kids. Why come to the Star Network to show off personal skills? I want to see what skills an omega could possibly have. Want to perform a little sobbing for us?"
"An omega doing something so public? Aren't you afraid people will talk?"
"I don't mean to look down on you, but what can an omega even do?"
Just as everyone is writing off the omega streamer and expecting him to embarrass himself and flop spectacularly, his series of stunts leaves the viewers' jaws hanging open.
#This omega can play the piano, an ancient musical instrument. How does he do it!#
#This omega's cooking smells amazing#
#This omega is insanely good at gaming!#
#Good grief, that omega learned how to pilot a mecha!#
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Pei Junyu doesn't just work himself to the bone. He wants to get all his fellow omegas working hard, too.
Pei Junyu gives a speech: Why can't omegas have careers of their own? Omegas shouldn't just be roses blooming at home. They should bloom proudly in front of the whole world.
The omegas: That sounds, well, pretty good, but we're so lazy.
Pei Junyu: I'll open private tutoring classes and turn out outstanding students in every field.
The omegas: We're feeling the pressure.
Pei Junyu: My students have already achieved financial, intellectual, and personal freedom. Some lazy O's are still at home living off others.
The lazy omegas: Thanks, I feel personally attacked. Get to work! We're starting right now!
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The vast palace, once so quiet, now occasionally rings with noise from the bedroom that used to be so silent.
The sound of rapid keyboard tapping.
"Why won't this omega listen?! Life is so beautiful. Why waste it on a piece of trash? If it were me, I'd have..."
Another person's lips cover his soft ones, kissing him for a long while, until hurried breathing fills the bedroom.
"Go to sleep." A low voice sounds beside his ear, firm and insistent. "What did you say this morning?"
"Oh."
The workaholic pouts, puts away his computer, and climbs into bed reluctantly, grumbling all the while.
"Didn't you say this morning that it'd be the last time, too? Hmph."
A domineering emperor seme x an all-capable workaholic uke
Theme: Build a wonderful life through your own hard work!
I don't think it's his uncle. It's like Han Xiaozhuo came to see him.
The ending is full of flowers ~ But, author, you are so short!!!
Well, the bathroom play is very good. The father and son should go to jail and get offline immediately.
The director really tried hard to stop Yang Bughahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Isn't it a nine-member team? If that person leaves, won't there be only eight people left? Why are there still nine people?
It feels like it ended too hastily!
Quack, sure enough, it was Han Xiaozhuo who came to see Yu Shu. But I didn't expect that the third son's name was Yuzhu. I thought he was a girl.
What the baby said, we are not torturing you. Don't be torturing the whole book. Just watch XQL and fall in love happily.
There's something wrong with the context. It says grandpa and grandma at the beginning, but why does it become grandpa and grandma later?
Ah~ I was still thinking about Joe's wrong reaction during the mall competition before, but I haven't seen anything done after so long, so I thought this foreshadowing was gone~ It turns out here it is!