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[Ta-da~ Completed novel: Even Today, the Cat Is Trying to Survive. Coming soon: I'm an Assassin, Not a Goofball. Both are Genshin Impact fanworks! The preview is at the very bottom!]
#The Steambird exclusive headline!
A rose blooming amid flames: Li Wei!
A breathtaking beauty, age 18 (?), with an unknown identity and birthplace, who grew up wild in Fontaine.
A close friend of the great magician Lyney and his sister, and does whatever she pleases in front of the Chief Justice.
She has been taken to court 27 times, yet somehow used a camera to turn the tables and send every plaintiff to prison!
The public has given her the title: The Death Camera.
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Li Wei pretended she hadn't brought Lyney a present. When he was feeling disappointed, she pulled out a handful of Rainbow Roses.
“It's not as practical as some other gifts, but I know you like them.”
In the drizzle, Li Wei brought a gift and knocked on an office door.
“My beloved Lord Neuvillette! I've caught a Neuvillette otter!”
Neuvillette: “...”
After accidentally setting the pants of Fontaine's prison warden on fire in front of everyone, Li Wei packed her bags. “Look at my black hair and black eyes. I must be from Liyue! Liyue, here I come!”
Passing through Sumeru.
“Alhaitham is the most unique man I've ever met!” Then she spotted Kaveh's golden hair. “He's an angel!”
Alhaitham: “...”
Kaveh blushed.
At last, she arrived in Liyue.
Li Wei: “I have a few words for you.”
Zhongli: “?”
The Blonde Traveler, finally out of patience: “...Enough already!”
Li Wei lived for fun, and someone once saw him peacefully coexisting with a pitch-black monster.
He raised a finger to his lips. “Shh... Don't tell anyone~”
P.S. The pairing is Aether!
[Preview]
When Li Li was four, a candy from a human trafficker lured her away from Liyue. The next moment, a System struck her and took her into its virtual space, where she underwent thirteen years of intensive assassin training.
In the year Li Li turned seventeen, System 7418 said earnestly, “Kiddo, your dad's going away. This is your Assassin Score. Once it's full, you'll get the ultimate present your dad left you!”
Li Li thought she just needed to complete enough assassin missions to reach her goal.
So, she heard someone wanted the Gnoses from every nation?
Not long after infiltrating Mondstadt, she was tricked into drinking by a drunken lush. Once drunk, she went on a rampage and performed a striptease beneath the giant statue of the Anemo Archon, then fled overnight after sobering up.
She hadn't managed to assassinate anyone, but her Assassin Score had gone up.
Her theory was right, but she couldn't go back to Mondstadt. She was too embarrassed.
In Liyue, she met a kindhearted, generous tour guide who knew a lot and gave her anything she wanted, agreeing to all her reasonable requests. This left Li Li rather troubled.
Because assassins don't need feelings!
While out shopping once again and watching the tour guide buy things for her, Li Li said, “I'm sorry, Mr. Tour Guide. Please don't waste your time on me. I can't return your feelings.”
The tour guide furrowed his brow. “I think... you may have misunderstood something?”
So he really was just kindhearted and generous? She'd heard this tour guide had quite a reputation in Liyue...
Li Li, practically shouting in the street that she was a clown: “...!”
She couldn't stay in Liyue either. She might as well go to Inazuma. It was far away.
Li Li reflected on her mistakes and decided not to get too close to the locals. She applied to be a guard for the Kamisato Clan, hoping to take a roundabout approach, but then...
The Kamisato housekeeper: “What are you holding? I asked you, what are you holding?!”
“It's obviously a pair of four-corner... whatever pants.”
“Whose are they?!”
“This fabric, this size... They're definitely the head of the family's.” Li Li even unfolded them and shook them out so the other person could get a better look.
“Why are they in your hands?!”
For the first time in her life, Li Li felt wronged. “Someone must be framing me!”
When she finally got in touch with the System again, it looked away guiltily as Li Li complained. “Kiddo, how about Dad does a magic trick for you?”
Then Li Li watched helplessly as the word “Assassin” in her Assassin Score changed into “Goofball.”
Li Li: “...!”
More than ten years ago, the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor took a job after an entire family was murdered by unknown villains. The only survivor was a four-year-old child, hidden in an underground chamber, as lovely as a little jade doll.
The old director of the parlor asked Zhongli, then a consultant, to look after the child. Zhongli gladly agreed, but overlooked the child's fear and clinginess.
When he returned with food, the child had vanished. Even searching every inch of the place turned up nothing, until one day thirteen years later.
“Little friend, do you need a tour guide?”
Reader's guide:
1. A goofy, sweet story with a doted-on protagonist; pairing with Zhongli.
2. There will be out-of-character moments and personal worldbuilding.
3. Enjoy reading, and welcome!
/Original novel now available/
*Level One Warning! Level One Warning!!!*
This story may gradually feature chaotic behavior, bizarre events, nonsensical situations, and outrageous language. This is not a typical cultivation fantasy, so please read with caution!*
Synopsis:
Li Qiu is a black cat with gold and blue eyes, white tufts on the tips of his ears, and a body no bigger than a handspan. He left his parents at a very young age and was taken by a mysterious person to another world to live on his own.
After three days here, he made a human friend.
His friend was wonderful in every way, except that he was always sickly.
One day, after returning from a hunt for his friend, he saw a crowd gathered in a place no one had ever set foot in before. His friend was lying lifeless on the blood-red ground.
A cat-tastic synopsis:
The world consciousness of the Zanglun Continent had been coveting the nine-tailed cat raised by the neighboring world's consciousness for a long time.
It threw tantrums, begged, and wouldn't give up. After pestering them for ages, it finally got them to agree to give it a cat.
It treasured the cat dearly!
So one day, the leaders of all the continent's factions, peerless geniuses, and beings at the God Transformation level or higher suddenly received a message in their minds.
Li Qiu, black cat, white tufts on the tips of his ears, gold and blue eyes. Do not harm him. The consequences are your own responsibility.
Everyone's expression changed. They were indignant, but secretly began searching, wanting to see what sort of cat could be so favored by the heavens.
When they found him, they sighed inwardly. A cat this cute and beautiful really did deserve to be spoiled!
“Extra! Extra!” version of the synopsis:
[Heiress rejects an arranged marriage to wed a poor scholar: “Breaking free from the cocoon” or “Trapping herself in one”?]
[Shocking! The poor scholar has a childhood sweetheart!]
[Incredible! The poor scholar was forced by his childhood sweetheart!]
Cat: “There's only one immortal pill, meow. Do you want to save your lawful wife, or your pregnant childhood sweetheart?”
Poor scholar: “I...”
The gong: “You can't even protect your own chastity. What's the point of staying alive? Why don't you all reincarnate together? :)”
[Black is all the rage across the continent. Add cat ears and a tail, and it'll be even more popular. A black-cat craze is coming!]
[Shocking! To become the cat favored by the Heavenly Dao, a certain cat demon even dyed its white fur black!]
[Incredible! A fake black cat has latched onto a certain dead man! Let's pray for the fake black cat. Amen.]
Fake black cat: “That dead man doesn't even like cats! It's all a lie, meow!”
Real cat: “Since you've already done something wrong, is it life or death, meow?”
Fake black cat: “I...”
The dead-man gong: “Choose death.”
The dead-man gong: “The path that thing took has already been torn up and rebuilt. The threshold it touched was removed along with the whole door and replaced with a new one. They drained the pond it fell into, dug everything out, filled it with fresh soil, tamped it down, then dug a new pond. Qiuqiu, you have to believe me, I never went within three meters of it!”
Real cat: “...I believe you.”
The rest of the story to be added later~
A smart-but-not-too-smart cat protagonist who grows up over time, cute and doted on by everyone
and
A resurrected, half-cultivating-for-karma, ruthless and unwell fake-cold gong with a shrewish streak
One-on-one, both inexperienced, adored by everyone
Warning! Warning!
This story has no angst and no tragedy!
If you think you see any, it's an illusion!
Highlight: My writing is average and my abilities limited. I wish all readers an enjoyable time, long lives, and lots of good luck!
Theme: Believe in the sunshine, and follow it.
Hahahaha (?ω?)Hiahiahia Niwa, you are confused! How could she not be attacked by Ah San when she looked like she was competing for Weiwei's affection?
Ah San really cares about Weiwei, and I like Ah San more and more, woo woo woo
I really like Sanseng, ah, such a beloved Sansang [shy]
Ah, I feel so good after reading this. The person I like can live happily in Teyvat [Spread Flowers][Milk Tea]
Thinking, tailbone, what's there to rub? No meat [question mark]
Thank you for the limited fee. The author's writing is very good.
I want to see the part where the lights are turned on, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ah? Want to stay away? ! Hum, (●˙^˙●) then Li Mo is mine!
Don't get stuck here! Cry.
The second brush is completed, the writing is great, I look forward to the next one [please]