[Genshin Impact] The Delusional Chef

[Check out the new novel by the little dream-weaver from the parallel universe next door, Ultraman Simulator. It has Genshin Impact content too~] This novel will be entering VIP serialization on March 26. Please show it lots of support, my dear readers~ Hello, everyone. My name is Zhimeng. I'm an ordinary Vision bearer, and my dream is to keep improving my cooking until I become the best chef in Teyvat! Hilichurls/Abyss Mages/Treasure Hoarders/Nobushi/Eremites/Fatui: Don't come any closer! Aaaah! (screaming at the top of their lungs) Sigh, everyone's reaction has broken my heart. I'll go fly a kite and calm down. Sad kite-flying.jpg, kite drifting away.jpg Ah, I'm feeling much better now. I'm happy. Flying kites really is the best. Traveler: ... Witness: ...!!! A certain Emergency Food: "...You're only happy because monsters are suffering, aren't you?!" Zhimeng: Ehehe~ * The Wandering Eccentric of the past, and the Scaramouche of today, would never forget how the person who said they liked him most, and promised to stay by his side forever, betrayed him and their promise- "I like you most, Wandering Eccentric... I don't want to, I don't want to leave you..." That person's existence was like a dream. When he awoke, no one but him remembered the flower-adorned boy with the radiant smile from Tatarasuna. P.S. To thank Lord Kaveh for coming home on a ten-pull, I've decided that this novel's CP will be Scaramouche. 1. This is probably going to be a hilarious, ridiculous comedy. I hope everyone gets their desired characters quickly in the new banner, and that all your wishes come true~ 2. The protagonist is Zhimeng from the alternate timeline next door. Something went a bit wrong after her resurrection, so she's more lively, but it's not a big deal. She's still the same adorable, naturally sweet girl~ 3. Very OOC. Please enter with caution if that bothers you! Theme: When God closes a door, he always opens a window for you.