I Became the Beloved of the Great Qin Dynasty After Raising the First Emperor Online?

[Raising a fictional character + the entire court hears inner thoughts and gossip + beloved goddess of the whole empire + nation-building]

Game streamer Shen Miaomiao takes on a child-rearing game. Seeing the poor little thing whose deadbeat parents won't raise him and who's been left in a foreign land, she immediately feels for him

Feed the little guy: 10 sweet potatoes. Kisses for my little darling~

Ying Zheng, a six-year-old hostage prince from Zhao, stares at the suddenly appearing sweet potatoes and singsong message, speechless.

Please name your little darling: Tiezhu

Ying Zheng: ???

Education starts in childhood, so Shen Miaomiao tells her little paper character:

“Sweetie, it doesn't matter if you had an unhappy childhood. Today, Mommy's going to tell you an inspiring story about how Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng defeated his uncle and unified the six states, becoming an emperor for the ages.”

Ying Zheng: !!!

Her little darling has grown up! Shen Miaomiao retires after a job well done and uninstalls the app. On the day of his coming-of-age ceremony, the young King of Qin, Zheng, issues an edict:

If the goddess would show mercy and descend to the mortal realm, I would build a palace for her and provide for her with the wealth of the world.

Shen Miaomiao's child-rearing game is over, but she transmigrates into the body of a Zhao princess who bullied Ying Zheng as a child, and is now being sent to Qin for a political marriage!

Luckily, the livestream is still running. Unable to leave the cold palace, Shen Miaomiao lies flat, scrolling through the chat and trying to get by.

Just then, Ying Zheng discovers that the entire court can hear the string of inner thoughts coming from the cold palace, complete with chat messages:

[Everyone dies someday, so I just want to spend one night with Qin Shi Huang!]

[Girl, Ying Zheng's bed is huge. Save me a spot!]

[Girls, how am I supposed to finish the task of dumping the First Emperor? How can I prove I'm a transmigrator without getting sweet potatoes?]

Ying Zheng: ...

The entire court: enjoying the gossip

Before long, Shen Miaomiao is inexplicably dragged out of bed at four in the morning to listen to the court discuss affairs. (Yawn, yawn.) She zones out:

[So this is Li Si, who was executed by being cut in half. So this is Zhao Gao, who made a deer pass for a horse. And this is Han Fei, His Majesty's true love, who died young!

Oh, and this is Zhang Cang, who escaped execution because of his big, white butt!]

The entire court: The gossip has turned on us. Wearing a mask of pain

[The Qin dynasty is so backward. After I get back to the palace, I'll make a wok for stir-frying, hot pot and potato noodles, then invent toilet paper. Perfect.]

[Wait, should I tell His Majesty that the elixirs he takes are all full of heavy metals, the giant cauldrons used for cooking poison the food, and all his cups are toxic? No wonder His Majesty died so young. Tragic!]

The First Emperor: eyes shaking with shock!!!

As Shen Miaomiao keeps making sarcastic comments, she suddenly realizes that somehow she's become the universally acknowledged goddess of Great Qin?

And her wise and mighty ancestral ruler has somehow unlocked the map of the world???

"The whole Qin palace can hear my chat messages and inner thoughts, but I'm the only one who doesn't know"

"Shocking! The whole court is playing along just for a sweet potato?"

The first blurb is complete, and the core gossip-and-inner-thoughts hook is already in the story! It starts in Chapter 25~ No need to wait for a big backlog, kisses!

If you like raising a little First Emperor, start from Chapter One. If you only like the second blurb's gossip and mind-reading, jump straight to Chapter 25.

Red packets in the latest chapter~

Reader's guide:

1. A parallel timeline, not official history. Mainly a lighthearted story about farming and building up the country.

2. Everyone can hear and see the chat at the same time (they're forced to listen to all the gossip~). The heroine attends court, and the Qin court spends every day hearing gossip about famous historical figures and spoilers about their embarrassing fates. The whole tone changes...

So the heroine becomes the beloved goddess of the entire Qin court, adored by everyone~

The heroine will have her own career, too!

Bonus chapters have been added.

Song Yanzhi transmigrates along with her best friend!

Her best friend becomes a panda who was nearly played to death by the nobility, while Song Yanzhi becomes the heroine of a melodramatic abuse story. She suffers for nine hundred out of a thousand chapters, and has to wash everyone's underwear while keeping a straight face?

Luckily, her panda bestie draws a System for her that tells her to win over all the potential male leads?

Not happening! She'd rather go down in flames with her entire clan than grovel to a man!

The rewards are nothing but sweet potatoes and corn. How can those compare to turning the whole world upside down?

But the entire court hears the System's voice!

When they learn that potatoes can yield a fortune per acre, the emperor is overjoyed:

Quick, quick, send the Crown Prince to Song Yanzhi's bed so they can develop feelings!

If the Crown Prince can't do the job, I still have nine fine sons!

The Chancellor: Your Majesty, you can't use force to make someone fall in love! Why don't we try the damsel-in-distress plot?

The Minister of War: Why not just take her by force? If a man gets forced often enough, he'll surely develop feelings for the woman! A melon picked before it's ripe tastes sweeter!

I'm a man, so I know how men think!

So one day, Song Yanzhi comes across the Crown Prince falling into the water.

She scoops up the panda and hurries away!

The Crown Prince is in danger? Palace intrigue and a fight for the throne! Better keep my distance!

Song Yanzhi is riding in a carriage when she spots a handsome, gravely injured man with amnesia lying by the road.

She whips the horses and speeds off!

That setup screams Crown Prince's Eastern Palace male lead! You should never just pick up a random man by the roadside!

The entire court: ...?

Just as the entire court is about to die of anxiety, they suddenly discover that all their sons and grandsons are passionately in love with Song Yanzhi and insist on marrying into her family!

The sons and grandsons expect their old-fashioned fathers to object, but when the antique old men hear about it, they don't get angry. They bang gongs and drums to arrange the engagement!

They even urge their descendants to fight it out and compete to become her principal husband!

Then a group of sour-faced scholars gather to accuse Song Yanzhi of flirting around and being unchaste.

The Sages and Confucian scholars step in personally to defend her: A good woman should admire young men, and men should fight tooth and nail over a good woman!

Everyone: ...?

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After a miserable office worker dies from overwork and transmigrates into a hugely popular story about abusing the heroine, her mental state becomes delightfully unhinged. She and her best friend go on a rampage

Song Yanzhi cackles and goes feral, while her panda bestie swipes its paws and kills indiscriminately.

But who could have guessed that men would throw themselves at her as if they cost nothing?

As they spend time together, she learns the young general's skill with a hundred paces and a bull's-eye, the Crown Prince's political tricks, the commander-in-chief's knack for reading people and solving cases, and the wandering heroes' deep sense of honor...

Your influence? Fine. Mine the next second.

Since that's the case, when the realm is engulfed in war and the real heiress is still going around begging for protection, Song Yanzhi figures she might as well become emperor?

And perhaps add a few more consorts to her harem while she's at it?

All male leads are sexually inexperienced. Anyone who isn't can't join the table.

For more upcoming novels and completed quick transmigration stories, visit the author's page to find them~

Theme: Education starts with the little ones. Build a beautiful, harmonious Great Qin