All of Heaven Heard Di Ting's Inner Thoughts

Di Ting has a tiger's head, a single horn, dog's ears, and qilin feet. It can distinguish all things in the world and hear people's thoughts.

In fact, it listens not only to humans, but also to demons, monsters, ghosts, gods, and immortals.

For tens of thousands of years, Di Ting has gorged itself on gossip.

And when the gossip fills it up, it spills over.

One day, the famous immortals of the Thirty-Third Heaven, Spirit Mountain, Mount Putuo in the South Sea, and the underworld all heard its thoughts at the same time.

The Buddha, wearing a kind expression: Cultivators should have no delusions in their hearts. Let it be! I'll close my eyes and enjoy the gossip!

The Jade Emperor smiled faintly: The divine beast didn't mean to do this. Immortals, don't take it to heart! I'm excited to hear the gossip!

And so,

What? The Jade Emperor assigned Great Sage to manage the Peach Garden as a trap? He loves how Great Sage always brings excitement to every day. He's been hoping to send him down to work in the lower ranks, then promote him out of turn. Even that furious scolding in the Hall of Miraculous Heavens was an act! Tsk, what a good performance!

When Great Sage wreaked havoc in Heaven, the Buddha came as soon as he was asked because he couldn't be bothered to fight. He'd already taken a liking to Great Sage, a battle maniac. On the journey to the Western Heaven, the most demons were in his territory, Ox-Head Continent. Great Sage really is loved by everyone!

The Queen Mother has been in a bad mood lately. Has another female immortal fallen head over heels in love? Oh, it's Chang'e. The love trials of the Jade Rabbit and Marshal Tianpeng have overlapped! It's a cliche story where you love me, I love him, and both of them love each other, until she and the other woman team up to beat him into a pig's head.

The Supreme Lord Laozi went down to the mortal world to undergo a trial, but was born into the wrong family! He became the mother of triplets and is remarkably good at raising kids.

Immortals have no sense of time. After eating mortal-world gossip for ten thousand years, it had all grown stale. Now that the gossip was about them, it was so thrilling!

The gods looked serene and kind on the outside, but secretly they were thrilled. Di Ting, don't stop until you've spilled every last bit of gossip!

Only Great Sage grinned as he patted Di Ting's tiger head, slapping the table and stamping his feet with delight. "It's everyone else's turn to watch the show. This year, it's my turn!"

Note: The first sentence describing Di Ting comes from Baidu Baike.

Theme: Live life earnestly.