The Emperor's Favorite Student? Working Myself Into a Frenzy!

My new novel, Has Er Feng Raised a Little Ancestor Dragon?, is now underway! This story: A college student brings the First Emperor into a living hell, then runs off; A college student writes a history book describing Er Feng's face as sharp as if carved by knife and chisel; A college student's drone squad delivers explosive packs to the generals; A college student builds a hundred-meter-high city wall overnight The First Emperor, Er Feng, and the other emperors are hiring college students as workers! We're highly qualified and highly educated. We may have occasional mental breakdowns, but our technical skills are top-notch! College students: no need to enfeoff anyone, claim a throne, understand how to rebel, or even have a whole clan to execute. As long as the pay is good, we can get anything done! The Ancestor Dragon, Er Feng, and the other emperors are delighted: Aside from their alarming mental states, modern people sure are useful! Political rival A: Your Majesty, please execute XX's entire clan! XX: But I don't have a clan! Enemy B: These modern officials are secretly forming cliques and plotting rebellion! XXX: Is it illegal for us to get skewers and barbecue together after work? Commoner C: I don't know either. This official showed up and gave me grain, then said something about supporting the countryside and fighting the landlords? XXX: The aristocratic clans, take note: we're not here to join you, we're here to send you packing! [Li Shimin has transmigrated into the An-Shi Rebellion. Recruiting special hires from universities: Seeking a civil engineering team, surgeons, chemists, PhD economists...] Good news! Everyone gets a panda for their year-end bonus! But please don't write history in a delirious style! Three parts cold indifference, five parts sneering, eight parts overwhelming swagger at Xuanwu Gate is really not appropriate! [The First Emperor has died, and the Ancestor Dragon has become Fusu's son. All students and staff who have transmigrated, please note: Don't crawl around at the Ancestor Dragon's feet! Don't invent your own schools of thought and claim they're the Bright Cat Cult! And foreign students, could you perhaps... learn a little seal script first?] [Good news! The Ancestor Dragon and Er Feng have entered the Southern Song. To all residents of the Northeast who have transmigrated: Here's your chance to save our Great Song!] Wait, something's not right. Aren't we foreigners around here? Never mind. Let's rebuild the Song regime behind the Jin forces first! 1. Li Shimin becomes Li Longji's grandson: I've become my great-grandson's grandson? No matter. He's used to rebelling against his older brother and father. First, recruit a team. I want to beat that great-grandson to death! 2. The First Emperor becomes Fusu's son, Ying Ziying. After receiving a letter from a strange messenger, Fusu and Meng Tian hurry back to the palace from beyond the frontier. Then Meng Tian sees... Fusu's son, Ying Ziying, beating up the eldest young master?! 3. Southern Song: The First Emperor, Er Feng, and Empress Wu Zetian all transmigrate into the same person? Since Zhao Gou is so hateful that everyone wants to beat him up, they take turns transmigrating into the Southern Song, one person per day, and all become the same person? So Yue Fei, Zong Ze, and the others discover that Zhao Gou's adopted son, their new ruler Zhao Shen, is wise and mighty, but... why does he have a different personality every day? Is he some kind of split personality? For example: today he wants to tear the former ruler Zhao Gou apart with five horses; tomorrow, he wants to skin him alive and pull out his tendons; the day after, he wants to execute him by a thousand cuts??? The Tang comes first, then the Qin. Parallel worlds. There are various theories about Ziying's identity. Being a member of the imperial clan is more likely than being Fusu's son, but in this story he's privately set as Fusu's son (mostly because I can't think of another name). My new novel is underway. Please add it to your favorites: Bestie Panda, Help Me Go Wild! My profile also has some excellent completed novels: I Sell Hot Pot in the Great Qin, After Raising the First Emperor Online, I Became the Great Qin's Favorite, I Handed the Immortal Realm Over to the Government, My Whole Family Is Exiled to Hainan, and A Restaurant of Delicacies Connecting the Qin and Han. Please check them out! Theme: Cultural revival and national prosperity