I've Never Heard a Request Like This in My Life

He Qingxin transmigrated into a cultivation novel about an immortal master and his disciple that she had read. She became the male lead's wicked "original wife" in the story. Despite possessing a mythical beast powerful enough to dominate heaven and earth, she was hopelessly lovesick and squandered a winning hand. The story was only a third of the way through when she got killed for framing the heroine. After transmigrating, she arrived at the point in the plot where her cannon-fodder character was about to marry the male lead. A normal person facing this plot would run first. After all, the survival rule for cannon fodder is to stay away from the male and female leads and stay safe. But He Qingxin looked at Yunqi Palace, luxurious as a celestial realm: a deluxe villa. She looked at the thousands of spirit beasts raised in the back courtyard: luxury cars. She thought about her "stepson," who was already over a hundred years old: no need to give birth or raise a child! The male lead's only demand was that she stay obediently on the mountain. Everything in Yunqi Palace would be hers to enjoy and control. The male lead and the wicked supporting female character had no future together. In the story, theirs was merely a marriage of convenience. She'd have a car and a house, an incredible status, a grown child already, and no parents-in-law to deal with. She agreed to every condition on the spot. Good heavens, she'd never heard such an offer in her life! Wasn't this the retirement life she'd always dreamed of? - People from all sides come looking for trouble, the heroine tries to drag her into a rivalry between women, and the demon clan keeps trying to kidnap people? He Qingxin: No problem. I can go crazy. Anyone who gets in the way of my retirement dies! He Qingxin: If things get out of hand, I'll just kill them. Synopsis written September 1, 2022. Screenshot saved. Reader's Guide: This story has both male and female competition for the heroine. The heroine is a perfectly sane madwoman. The male lead is Xie Lan, the sect leader of Yunqi Palace. They are each other's first love. The heroine unlocks the all-men-are-smitten-with-her trait. Comments that drag real people into fan wars will be deleted. The bonus chapters include the male and female leads having a child. Theme: There are no big problems in life except death