Farming in an Escape Game

[Please add my upcoming novel, The Server's Number One Artifact Crafter, to your collection!]

A two-faced dark-and-light elf bottom x a dashing, dauntless top

Eden, a Light Elf, is tainted by demonic energy and driven out of the Elven Forest by his own people.

After leaving the forest, Eden unexpectedly arrives in a strange place. Half of it teems with life, while the other half is lifeless, just like him.

With nowhere else to go, Eden stays. He finds an empty patch of wasteland, grows a new forest, and makes it his home.

At five thirty in the morning, after another day of routine terror, the dungeon bosses prepare to return to the Mass Burial Grounds to sleep. But when they drag their exhausted, numb bodies home, they find...

"What the hell? Who planted a money tree on my grave?"

"What the hell? My coffin's covered in roses!"

"Where'd this idiot come from, taking over our turf?"

"Come on, let's kill him!"

The bosses find Eden, who has made his home in the largest tree in the Mass Burial Grounds. When Eden sees his neighbors, he greets them with a friendly smile.

"!!!"

Everyone else screams in terror when they see them, but this person doesn't.

He braids the long-haired ghost's hair with beautiful flower vines; makes delicious noodle soup for the starving ghost; composes new music with the musician who died a gruesome death; and listens to all their hatred and resentment...

He is light, salvation, and the warmth they have longed for their entire lives but could never find.

The bosses quickly fall in love with their new neighbor.

Until one night, Eden transforms into a Dark Elf.

The musician who died a gruesome death is sliced to pieces all over again by his own strings; the headless ghost's head is used as a ball and tossed aside when Eden is done playing; the bosses are buried alive, juiced, and forced to play a battle royale at Eden's hands.

Night falls. The bosses tremble in their dungeons or among the graves, watching as some clueless young man steps into the forest.

Ha, kid. Once the sun comes up tomorrow, you'll be carried out of there horizontally!

The young man restrains the restless Dark Elf in his arms and kisses the tip of his ear.

"Baby, hold still."

"Have you remembered who you came here for?"

PS:

1. By day, the bottom is a Light Elf; by night, a Dark Elf.

2. By day, he's everyone's darling; by night, he's a party wrecker.

3. It's all nonsense, so enjoy yourself. If you don't like it, leave; don't force yourself to read.

4. Character art is on Weibo, @Jinjiang Li Lanlan (I don't use Weibo much).

Blurb first posted on 2019-11-27, revised on 2020-4-12. Screenshot posted on Weibo.

Upcoming Novel 1: The Server's Number One Artifact Crafter

Blurb:

An arrogant, pampered beauty bottom x a seemingly serious but secretly flirtatious top

Si Xingchen, an artifact crafter from the Cangyan Continent, fails to ascend and wakes up as a student at a university in the interstellar empire.

His new body's constitution is terrible, and the spiritual energy of this new world is impure. But the hardest part for Si Xingchen isn't cleansing his body and starting his path to defying the heavens all over again. It's the fact that he has only one thousand star coins in his account. He can't even afford to buy the ingredients for a Body-Cleansing Pill, let alone pay next semester's tuition.

Just as Young Master Si, who has never known what it means to be poor, is at a loss about how to earn money in this unfamiliar world, the empire's research institute officially launches its first cultivation-themed full-immersion online game, The Heavenly Dao.

The interstellar civilization has lost its cultural heritage. The Heavenly Dao is a whole new world to its people, but to Si Xingchen, who comes from the cultivation world, it's a home remarkably similar to the Cangyan Continent.

While interstellar players are still struggling to balance on their narrow, flimsy swords and get them to fly, Si Xingchen has already built an immortal-grade flying boat.

While interstellar players complain that talismans and formations are too complicated to learn, Si Xingchen has drawn hundreds of talismans and become an outer sect elder of a certain sect with a formation he invented himself.

By the time a whole bunch of players finally reach the Golden Core Realm and go to the trading house to buy equipment, they discover that 99% of the immortal- and divine-grade items were made by the same person, who now sits at the top of the wealth rankings. The players collectively drop to their knees. "Dad! Leave us ordinary people a way to survive!"

Si Xingchen: Hmm, this game is pretty fun.

Later, one day, the capital planet is engulfed in thunder and lightning, with an enormous commotion. Players joke: Could some fellow cultivator be going through a tribulation?

Standing beneath the rumbling heavenly lightning, Si Xingchen still has time to message the man watching him from afar, eyes bloodshot: "How did they know I'm going through a tribulation?"

Upcoming Novel 2: Take Your Scum Top's Bad Ending Script and Keep It [Quick Transmigration]

Blurb:

Jian Yuzhou is bound to a System that makes people cry for love. His assignments are to play the pathetic bottom, abused in body and spirit by scum tops in various worlds, and earn readers' tears.

Jian Yuzhou flips through the scripts...

The timid, pitiful boy toyed with by a cold, aloof genius who threatens to expose his sexuality;

The young master whose father goes bankrupt, only for the uncle next door to forcefully take him for himself;

The young star who adores an A-list actor, only to be treated as a stand-in for the actor's first love;

The young marquis forced to pay his father's debt, used by the new emperor to vent his hatred;

His bone marrow and heart are replaced; he's used and abused.

And the ending can still be a happy one?

Jian Yuzhou: This is just ridiculous.

He tosses the script aside, writes a new one himself, and hands it to the scum top.

"Hey, here's your bad ending script. No need to thank me!"

The scum top goes bankrupt;

The scum top gets cheated on;

The scum top is ruined and disgraced;

The scum top dies without a whole corpse;

Now he's full of regret. So much regret.

He never should have messed with that man-eating rabbit!

The System that issued the assignments is dumbfounded. And the scariest part is that readers keep commenting:

"Wah... Big Brother Dong is so sweet and doting, and the best part is that he's even bigger than the scum top! I'm crying!"

The System that suddenly tops the rankings: ...

Theme: Face life's hardships and dangers with courage and a positive attitude.