Don't Speak. The Moment You Do, You Stop Sounding Like Him

Qin Miaoyan is the supreme rogue cultivator of Wujian Valley. While rescuing a disciple, she was astonished to see a young cultivator who looked eight tenths like the lover she had lost years ago. At her level of cultivation and status, there was no reason to deny herself what she wanted. So she used a few tricks to bring him to her side, then pruned and shaped him like a tree, molding him into the image of her former lover. Don't laugh. When you laugh, you don't look like him anymore. Don't talk. When you talk, you don't sound like him anymore. Don't wear black. He never wore black. Just as she'd finally gotten him into more or less the right shape, and was enjoying the fruits of her labor, she suddenly discovered that this young cultivator was the son of her former lover! Qin Miaoyan was shocked, then furious. The information she'd received back then was that her lover had died saving her, but it had all been a lie! Before she could react, the little thing who'd always been so obedient came at her with a sword. His eyes were bloodshot, his expression vicious. "You lied to me! You told me I looked like your late elder brother, and that's why I kept doing what you asked. But it turns out it was all because you couldn't have my father!" Her former lover, returned from the dead: "You... How did you become so deranged? He, he, he, he's my son!" Qin Miaoyan: "...Listen to me." To hell with listening. What a load of crap. I did it. So what? Qin Miaoyan: "Heh, you want to break up? Not a chance. Either you come back with me, or I'll take your father and chop him up to feed the fish. You choose." Later, according to disciples in the know at Wujian Valley, the Supreme made a clone and secretly spent over three months coaxing her little Daoist partner before she finally managed to win him back. Synopsis written on February 11, 2022. A screenshot has been saved. Reader's guide: The female lead is a shameless old scoundrel (please don't read if you can't accept that). She is not a virgin. There is an age gap of over five hundred years between the leads. A tribute to all those kidney-harvesting stories I've read over the years. I'm writing the story I wanted myself. (Please don't read if you can't accept that.) Happy ending, so enjoy shipping them without worries. Feel free to leave comments and gifts, but any personal attacks on the author will be reflected right back at you! The setting of this book carries over from My Junior Brother, Why Are You Like This and Marrying the Ruined Spiritual Mansion's Invalid, but this is a standalone story. The books don't affect one another, and their characters only make brief appearances. The timelines are also different, so you can read this without having read the others. My personal cultivation system: Entering Delusion (strengthening the body), Breaking Delusion (preserving one's youthful looks), Transcending the Mortal (lifespan increases by 250 years, 500 years at the middle stage, and 1,000 years at the peak), Soul Cocoon (can freely descend into another person's body), and Spirit Union (sharing the lifespan of heaven and earth). Demonic cultivation system: Sharpening (entering the demonic path), Soul Shattering (becoming a mid-level demon), and Spirit Rampage (becoming a great demon), each divided into early, middle, and peak stages. Theme: Recognize what you truly want.