My new novel, Real Business Warfare: Legal, but Unhinged, is now underway!
After dying from overwork, Wen Ning transmigrates into a novel as a Cinderella who has just married into a wealthy family.
The original Wen Ning was timid and meek. Every day after marrying into the Qi family, she walked on eggshells, anxiously trying to please everyone. Her life was exhausting and miserable, worse than any office drone's.
Wen Ning cursed under her breath: Damn, what rotten luck. Work was already annoying enough.
Then she turned around and sent every single character in the plot flying.
*
On Wen Ning's first day in the Qi family,
the male lead's eldest uncle looked down on her as a country bumpkin who was too uncouth to show her face in public. How could someone like her marry into the Qi family? Wen Ning said nothing. She curled up in her seat, looking pitiful as tears rolled down her cheeks. Then, early the next morning, she hanged herself outside the uncle's bedroom.
Everyone: "..."
That day, the Qi family descended into chaos. The uncle was hospitalized after his heart disease and high blood pressure flared up at the same time.
A month after Wen Ning married into the family,
her sixteen-year-old brother-in-law gave her a hard time, mocking her as a country bumpkin at a family banquet. Wen Ning panicked and burst into tears. Then she did a backflip, kicked her brother-in-law and an entire table of delicacies into the air, burst out laughing, and ran wild around the room.
Wen Ning chased everyone into a corner, where they huddled together, staring at her in terror.
Ten people walked into the banquet upright, but seven or eight had to be carried out. The sixteen-year-old brother-in-law was chased and beaten by the Qi family patriarch.
"What were you thinking, picking a fight with her for no reason?!"
To the fake friends in high society, Wen Ning said, "Can you set me up with a man? I'm an honest woman."
Her fake friends: "..."
To the obsessive male supporting character, Wen Ning said, "Actually, I'm pretty possessive too. I often feel like all your money belongs to me."
The second male lead, who was trying to steal her away: "..."
To her husband, who was abroad, Wen Ning said, "Hello, darling. How have you been? Are your bowel movements and urination normal?"
Qi Mo: "?"
*
Three months later, Wen Ning had committed countless offenses... The Qi family could no longer stand the trouble she caused, so they urgently summoned Qi Mo, Wen Ning's husband in name, back home.
He opened the door to find Wen Ning crawling around on the floor in a sinister manner.
Qi Mo: "?"
The door, open for barely a second, shut again.
Wen Ning: "? I haven't even started performing yet."
Qi Mo: "So they were telling the truth when they said my wife was crazy..."
Later, when Wen Ning went off the rails for the nth time,
Qi Mo silently turned his head away and said numbly, "I don't know. I just suddenly died."
Everyone: "..."
I knew it. Mental illness is contagious...
Their daughter-in-law went crazy, and now they've got a son caught up in it too.
#Qi Mo: She said she'd have my children, one hundred and eight of them. Who could resist that?!#
A deranged heroine who makes things up as she goes vs. ordinary, boring humans who have never seen anything like her
-- Pure comedy, just for laughs. No brains, no logic, anything goes.
-- The whole point is to babble and talk nonsense.
-- Don't take it seriously. If you do, you've already lost.
Blurb: July 21, 2023, screenshot saved
-- [Coming Soon: Real Business Warfare: Legal, but Unhinged] --
As graduation approaches, Ye Shi, a fourth-year college student, discovers that every night after she falls asleep, she briefly transmigrates into the domineering CEO hero of a business-warfare novel.
As everyone knows, the domineering CEOs in novels are all urban dragon kings, masters of the business world who can turn the tide with a wave of their hands. Beneath their tall, handsome appearances lie unfathomable methods and hearts.
Business warfare is child's play to them.
Ye Shi stared blankly: (0.o?)
Business warfare?
We never covered that in class.
*
At the company, everyone came to ask her, "How should we deal with those competitors?"
Ye Shi, with her innocent, clueless look: Me? (Munch munch) How should I know? (Munch munch) I do know how to shake a BabyBus, though. (Spits out a seed.)
On the surface, the mysterious CEO has everything under control. Overnight, the whole business world is turned upside down, and the competitors suffer one defeat after another until they surrender.
In reality,
people around the B City CBD often spot a handsome, well-built CEO in a suit sneaking around the office towers of various companies.
-- Climbing over walls in the middle of the night to cut the power, with a company seal tucked into his belt.
-- Killing the rival's money tree, then changing ten dishes on the cafeteria menu to smashed cucumbers.
-- Pretending to be a cleaner and waxing the floors while mopping.
This is what happens when you show up for work and don't say a word: everyone ends up on their butts...
Ye Shi put her hands on her hips: I'm exhausted.
The rival company's executive lost it: I can't take this anymore.
If it's business warfare, fine, but can you stop using such dirty tricks?
Who replaced the God of Wealth in my company with Ultraman, huh? That's downright unconscionable!
*
As a domineering CEO, Fu Hanshen couldn't understand it. He'd only gone to sleep. How had his reputation gone completely down the drain across the entire area by the time he woke up?
"Young Master, yesterday you carried off General Manager Xu's welcome pine from this very spot. You slashed his tires on your way out, and didn't even leave him a shared bike. In the end, General Manager Xu had to walk all the way home, cursing you the whole time."
The assistant shook his head. "Brutal. Absolutely brutal."
"Young Master, see that dog? Yesterday, when you escaped on a shared bike, you didn't even spare the dog. You scooped it up and rode off with it..."
The assistant sighed. "That's just despicable."
Fu Hanshen: "..."
For the first time, he understood what it meant to "wake up and find a colossal pile of crap dumped on your head."
Later, he realized this was only the beginning.
A new pile of crap every day, with a fresh twist each time.
A month later, every competitor had blocked him, making him the industry's public enemy.
Fu Hanshen: "?"
#Ye Shi: Do you even know what business warfare is?#
#Fu Hanshen: ...I don't, but I know what it means to get blamed for everything.#
Real business warfare is simple and unpretentious: I hire someone to fish for your giant turtle.
Theme: Cherish the people in your life
Pre-collection: "Dressed as the Evil Stepsister of a Rich Family" (Fearless, causing trouble everywhere~)
Introduction: That year, Meng Chi remarried with his mother and entered a wealthy family.
People outside said that she and her mother were lucky. They married into the Lin family and would enjoy endless prosperity and wealth in the future.
But only they knew that after they got married, their stepfather was busy working all day and was away from home. All the three sons in the family disliked the mother and daughter, and even the servants at home looked down on them.
As time goes by, my psychology becomes more abnormal.
It wasn't until he woke up that Meng Chi discovered that his world was a book.
The protagonist is the Lin family. Everyone, old and young, is Long Aotian. They just stabbed Long Aotian in the nest.
As for the mother and daughter... Her mother is the evil stepmother, she is the evil stepsister who is arrogant, domineering, and loves vanity.
Meng Chi: The case has been solved, no wonder I miss the Shark Man every day.
It turns out that I am a villain.
Fortunately, I thought I was a pervert.
After understanding his character, Meng Chi became fearless and began to commit suicide everywhere.
When the eldest brother picks up the food, she turns the tables, and when the eldest brother opens the door, she gets in the car.
The eldest brother was so angry that he was dizzy and determined to drive this vicious stepsister out of the house.
The second child of the same age made things difficult for her everywhere in school and led others to ridicule her. Meng Chi raised his hands to report on the spot, crying and pretending to be pitiful.
That day, the second child was writing a review in the dean's office until midnight.
The younger brother panicked as if facing a powerful enemy, but ended up with a piece of candy stuffed in his mouth.
Meng Chi: "Go ahead and play. My sister never hits children."
At that moment, I seemed to see the light in my life.
Three months later.
The eldest brother began to prepare to deal with this vicious stepsister and stepmother.
Only when I turned around did I realize... That my home had been stolen.
The second child, who was originally filled with indignation, was humbly begging, "Don't tell the teacher that I skipped class, please!"
"I'll give you all my snacks for this month. Don't complain to the teacher!"
His little brother was drooling and looking at the lollipop in her hand with starry eyes.
"Sister, the lollipop smells so good, can I have a taste?"
"What did you call me?"
"The most beautiful and kind sister in the world!"
Even his most sincere dog was wagging its tail and circling around his vicious stepsister...
Big Brother: His eyes went dark.
It's so good, so good, Qi Mo is really good, he really respects the heroine, it's so rare for this male protagonist to be normal... The same goes for the heroine, who is never sensational or sad, she just lives her life wherever she opens her eyes, such positive and mature two people, they love each other, they love each other, true love is hidden in the long stream of water.
I cried when I saw it, the feeling that I can't express.
I really like this book, my wife writes it so well [Come on][Come on][Come on]
Very good, I really like this ending
When will new articles be updated?
Ahhhhh it's finished, it's really good-looking, the if line is really warm, I give the author a lot of love
Live Broadcast as an Animal Child Psychologist
I'm the Boss's Worst Enemy
Dressed as the Evil Stepsister of a Wealthy Family
Unlimited Streaming, but a Cat Paradise
When the Internal Entertainment Sister-In-Law Started to Break the News
What's Wrong with Me Being Arrogant, Willful and Rebellious?
AI Cannot Replace Humans Because…
Kittens Turn into Human Cubs
His Rebellious Sister Is Back
Real Business War, Legal but Sick
After the Poor Little Girl Found Her Wealthy Father,
The Biological Mother Who Died Early in the Stepmother Novel Is Back
Pre-collection: "Dressed as the Evil Stepsister of a Rich Family" (Fearless, causing trouble everywhere~) Introduction: That year, Meng Chi remarried with his mother and entered a wealthy family. People outside said that she and her mother were lucky. They married into the Lin family and would enjoy endless prosperity and wealth in the future. But only they knew that after they got married, their stepfather was busy working all day and was away from home. All the three sons in the family disliked the mother and daughter, and even the servants at home looked down on them. As time goes by, my psychology becomes more abnormal. It wasn't until he woke up that Meng Chi discovered that his world was a book. The protagonist is the Lin family. Everyone, old and young, is Long Aotian. They just stabbed Long Aotian in the nest. As for the mother and daughter... Her mother is the evil stepmother, she is the evil stepsister who is arrogant, domineering, and loves vanity. Meng Chi: The case has been solved, no wonder I miss the Shark Man every day. It turns out that I am a villain. Fortunately, I thought I was a pervert. After understanding his character, Meng Chi became fearless and began to commit suicide everywhere. When the eldest brother picks up the food, she turns the tables, and when the eldest brother opens the door, she gets in the car. The eldest brother was so angry that he was dizzy and determined to drive this vicious stepsister out of the house. The second child of the same age made things difficult for her everywhere in school and led others to ridicule her. Meng Chi raised his hands to report on the spot, crying and pretending to be pitiful. That day, the second child was writing a review in the dean's office until midnight. The younger brother panicked as if facing a powerful enemy, but ended up with a piece of candy stuffed in his mouth. Meng Chi: "Go ahead and play. My sister never hits children." At that moment, I seemed to see the light in my life. Three months later. The eldest brother began to prepare to deal with this vicious stepsister and stepmother. Only when I turned around did I realize... That my home had been stolen. The second child, who was originally filled with indignation, was humbly begging, "Don't tell the teacher that I skipped class, please!" "I'll give you all my snacks for this month. Don't complain to the teacher!" His little brother was drooling and looking at the lollipop in her hand with starry eyes. "Sister, the lollipop smells so good, can I have a taste?" "What did you call me?" "The most beautiful and kind sister in the world!" Even his most sincere dog was wagging its tail and circling around his vicious stepsister... Big Brother: His eyes went dark.
It's so good, so good, Qi Mo is really good, he really respects the heroine, it's so rare for this male protagonist to be normal... The same goes for the heroine, who is never sensational or sad, she just lives her life wherever she opens her eyes, such positive and mature two people, they love each other, they love each other, true love is hidden in the long stream of water.
I cried when I saw it, the feeling that I can't express.
I really like this book, my wife writes it so well [Come on][Come on][Come on]
Very good, I really like this ending
When will new articles be updated?
Ahhhhh it's finished, it's really good-looking, the if line is really warm, I give the author a lot of love
I like it so much, want to see Zaizai (human???)?
When will the next one be updated?
Good looking and very comfortable