I am an exchange student about to head to Neon for a year.
I'm packing my luggage right now: yellow paper, cinnabar, a brush, and a peachwood sword.
On my first day in Neon, I saved a boy with dark circles who was being bullied. Little did I know, the real danger was still to come.
The boy with dark circles was possessed by an evil spirit. I pinned him in place with a talisman, but that only provoked the spirit into a frenzied attack.
I chanted a spell, my body glowed with golden light, and I battled the evil spirit for three hundred rounds!
I won, but the school was destroyed in the process. Orz
So I was like, "..." I was already getting suspended on the first day of school. (T-T)
*
While waiting for the school to make arrangements, I had nothing to do and kept running into strange people.
Strange person number one: an onigiri enthusiast. Does he only talk about onigiri fillings?!
Not to be outdone, I decided to talk to him by reciting a list of dishes, but... the more we talked, the hungrier I got.
Me: "Friend, can I trade you a protective charm for an onigiri?"
Strange person number two: a blind person whose legs seem to go on forever. He's amazing at pinpointing things by sound, practically like a normal person!
Later, I found out he wasn't blind at all. He was just trying to hide that he had albinism. (My heart aches for him.)
I gave him a little parasol covered in flowers, patted him on the shoulder on tiptoe, and told him, "Ganbatte."
Strange person number three, strange person number four... And then school finally started again!
I became an exchange student at [Tokyo Metropolitan Jujutsu Technical High School].
But there are barely any regular classes here. It's all damn "fieldwork." How is this any different from a vocational school?!
Me: "I want to transfer!"
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For various reasons, I couldn't transfer.
All I could do was drool over everyone else's youthful campus life while going to "fieldwork" every single day.
One day, a pink-haired high schooler accidentally ate an expired "dried finger."
I burned a yellow talisman to ash, mixed it with water, and made him gulp it down.
He screamed, got the runs, and ended up feeling refreshed and full of energy. But just as he was about to flush, someone urgently stopped him.
Gojo Satoru said with a grin, "Classmate, could you look around in the [beep] for a finger that might be covered in [beep]?"
I was horrified and took three steps back. "Why would you do that?!"
How to read this story:
1) Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen, with comedy and sports anime mixed in for everyday life.
2) The author is new to anime and manga, so beware of out-of-character portrayals.
3) Also known as [The Little Taoist Nun Hates 'Fieldwork' Class Most at Jujutsu High] / [The Little Taoist Nun Wants to Transfer Every Day at Jujutsu High]
Theme: Uphold righteousness, and a hundred ghosts will flee.