[The Untamed] I Am the Straightest of Them All

Jiang Cheng: I just took a nap. What do you mean, someone dug out my golden core? What do you mean the Yiling Patriarch is reviled by everyone? Who else would dare lay a hand on that idiot Wei Wuxian but me!

Wei Wuxian appeared with a dejected look. "A-Cheng, your mother scolded me again. I'm not coming to play with you today."

Jiang Cheng: …

Thinking of how this idiot would eventually give up even his own golden core for him, Jiang Cheng's eyes reddened with anger. "No one gets to bully you, not even my mother!"

Wei Wuxian was stunned. "Where are you going?"

Jiang Cheng: "To stand up for you!"

This is the story of Jiang Cheng, who has been spoiled with spoilers about the future and is determined to protect both his family and Wei Wuxian.

P.S. Excerpted from my old fic, [Film and TV Crossover] Is Spoiling the Plot a Good Idea?

If you've read it, feel free to skip this. If you haven't, take a look. Thanks!

Please add to your favorites: [Quick Transmigration] Me and My Disaster of a System

I, Shu Yanyan, got bound to a silly, adorable System while I was sleeping.

And the unfair part is... it bound itself to the wrong Host.

I didn't care: Unbind me and go find your real owner.

The System sobbed: We can't unbind until the mission is complete. Host QAQ, you're my second chance at life!

I backed away ten meters: No need... You're too kind.

Later, I learned that when this guy sabotages me... he really doesn't hold back!!!

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World One: The Legendary Siblings

Goal: Get Yaoyue and Lianxing to give Jiang Feng and Yuenu their blessing.

I looked down at Yuenu, who was about elementary-school age, and despaired at how long the mission's timeline was. I felt bleak about the odds of completing it.

System: Don't worry, Host. We can use a ten-year rocket launcher. It won't take any time.

But one shot later, we'd overshot by a mile. The grass on Jiang Feng and Yuenu's graves was already three meters tall!

Me: ???

Me: Get us back there, now!!

World Two: The Sentimental Swordsman

Goal: Get Long Xiaoyun to be the best man at Li Xunhuan and Lin Shiyin's wedding.

I looked up at the festively decorated Li Garden, then down at my short, childlike body (the character the System had made for me without asking).

Question: How exactly do you expect me to stop Long Xiaoyun from marrying Lin Shiyin, let alone demote him from groom to best man?

System: Host, I gave you the face of Li Xunhuan and Lin Shiyin's descendant. You can rush in and call Lin Shiyin "Mother!"

Me:, You've picked every last shoot of bamboo on the mountain, haven't you!

World Three: Wulin Waishi

Goal: Make the Happy King kneel before every woman and child he's hurt and weep in remorse???

Me: Don't I have a card called [Sharingan]? Hurry up and equip it. I refuse to believe he won't kneel after one Tsukuyomi.

Me, after equipping [Sharingan]: Why is everything black in front of me?

System: Oops, Host. It turns out this was Itachi's Sharingan from before he died. It's basically broken.

Me:, Take it off me!!!

World Four: The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber

Goal: Help Zhao Min usurp the throne and become emperor.

I looked at the deserted island before me and called out to the System: Don't you dare tell me this is Ice and Fire Island.

System: Um... Host, do you know what it means to take a roundabout route to achieve your goal? Try to earn a chance to draw a card. Maybe you'll get [Anywhere Door].

I pointed at it: Get lost. Do you think SSR cards are that easy to draw?

World Five: Who Is the Hero?

Goal: Make Su Mengzhen live another five hundred years.

I used the useless [Check Health Bar] card and stared in shock: This man's health bar is narrower than my fingernail. How am I supposed to make him live another five hundred years?!

The System had an idea: Draw [Vampire] and give him the first bite. Living a thousand years would be no problem!

My mouth twitched, and I gave it a dead-eyed stare. How about I have a Twilight romance with him while I'm at it?

The System gossiped with a mischievous grin: Host, have you fallen for the Tower Lord?

I banged my head against the wall: Get out! Get out! Get out!

Theme: Your fate is in your own hands.