[Film and TV Crossover] Saving Those Unfulfilled Longings

[When you watch a show, there's always something that leaves you unsatisfied. If only you could say a few words to the characters you like.]

"Little Fish Immortal, don't cry. When you cry, I want to cry too. How about a kiss?", Jin Mi, pairing: Runyu [Ashes of Love]

"Master Tiger, you're my child bridegroom.", Bai Luoheng, pairing: Chen Changsheng [Fighter of the Destiny]

"Your Highness, loving you is something I know I shouldn't do, but do anyway. I don't ask for a perfect ending, only that I have no regrets.", Xie Yanran, pairing: Prince Chen [Oh! My Emperor]

"I yearned for what I could not have, tossing and turning through the night. You are the only one. It used to be money, but now it's you.", Qian Jinhuan, pairing: Yang Xiao [The New Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber]

"The Tang Dynasty had Wu Zetian. The Ming Dynasty has Yang Yiyang!", Little Cult Leader, Yang Yiyang, pairing: Her career [The New Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber]

P.S. This is an old story I wrote just for love. If you've read it before, feel free to skip it. If you haven't, take a look. Thanks.

Please add to your favorites: [Quick Transmigration] Me and My Disaster of a System

I, Shu Yanyan, got bound to a silly, cute System while I was taking a nap.

The unfair part is... it bound the wrong Host.

I couldn't care less: Unbind me. Go find your real owner.

The System sobbed: I can't unbind you until the mission is complete, Host QAQ. You're like a second set of parents to me~

I backed away ten meters: Don't... You're too kind.

Only later did I learn that when this guy drags me down... he really doesn't hold back!!!

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First world: The Legendary Siblings

Goal: Get Yihua Palace's two mistresses, Yaoyue and Lianxing, to bless Jiang Feng and Yuenu.

I looked down at Yuenu, who was about elementary school age, and despaired at how long this mission's timeline would be. I was deeply pessimistic about the chances of completing it.

System: Don't worry, Host. We can use a ten-year rocket launcher, so we won't waste any time.

Who knew that after one shot, we'd overshoot the mark? The grass on Jiang Feng and Yuenu's graves was already three meters tall!

Me: ???

Me: Get us back there, now!!

Second world: The Sentimental Swordsman

Goal: Have Long Xiaoyun serve as best man for Li Xunhuan and Lin Shiyin.

I looked up at the festively decorated Li Garden, then down at my short, stubby body (the System had created my character without asking me).

Question: How exactly do you expect me to stop Long Xiaoyun from marrying Lin Shiyin, and demote him from groom to best man?

System: Host, I gave you a face that looks like a descendant of Li Xunhuan and Lin Shiyin. You can rush in and call Lin Shiyin "Mother"!

Me: The bamboo shoots on the mountain must all be gone by now, thanks to you!

Third world: Wulin Waishi

Goal: Make Happy King kneel before all the women and children he has hurt and weep in remorse???

Me: Don't I have a card called [Sharingan]? Hurry up and equip it. I refuse to believe he won't kneel after one Tsukuyomi.

Me, after equipping [Sharingan]: Why is everything pitch-black in front of me?

System: Oh, Host, it turns out this is Itachi's Sharingan from just before he died. It's basically useless.

Me:, Take it off me!!!

Fourth world: The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber

Goal: Have Zhao Min usurp the throne and become emperor.

I looked at the deserted island in front of me and called out to the System: Don't you dare tell me this is Ice and Fire Island.

System: Um... Host, do you know what it means to take the long way around to victory? Try to earn a chance to draw a card. Maybe you'll get [Anywhere Door].

I pointed at it: Get lost. Do you think an SSR is that easy to draw?

Fifth world: Heroes

Goal: Make Su Mengzhen live another five hundred years.

I used the nearly useless [Health Bar Viewer] card and stared in shock: His health bar is thinner than my fingernail. How am I supposed to keep him alive for another five hundred years?!

The System came up with an idea: Draw [Vampire] and give him the embrace. Living for a thousand years would be a piece of cake!

My mouth twitched and my eyes went blank: Should I have a Twilight romance with him, too?

The System teased me with a knowing grin: Host, have you fallen for the Lord?

I banged my head against the wall: Get out, get out, get out!

Theme: If you know what's destined to happen, defy fate and change it!