[Western Crossover] War God Jiuge Refuses to Chat

When the God of War Jiuge opened his eyes, he found himself in a new world.

Mortals looked completely different. Their hair and eyes came in every color imaginable.

But the God of War wasn't fazed. This was nothing. Erlang Shen had three eyes, after all. But...

The moment these colorful people opened their mouths, the God of War was stunned. What in the world were they babbling about?!

On the third day after Captain America was thawed out, a Chinese girl moved in next door.

She was like a tiny, adorable porcelain doll from Chinatown.

Once, when he happened to run into her, he worked up the courage to say, "Hi." But the porcelain doll didn't react at all and walked past him indifferently.

Oh, God. What a poor thing. She couldn't hear!

The God of War and Captain America's first face-to-face encounter was caused by a microwave explosion.

It all started when Captain America wanted to microwave an egg.

The God of War thought the neighbors were under attack and kicked right through the wall between them.

And so... a salted egg appeared.

Salted Egg: #?%...%%&...%...%?&

The God of War: Has this guy been marinated in soy sauce?

Salted Egg: @#%...%...&&%&

The God of War: He has very white teeth.

Salted Egg: Miss, miss, are you listening to me?

The God of War snapped back to attention, coughed awkwardly, then spoke his first English sentence since descending to the mortal world: "Can you say that again?"

Theme: With great power comes great responsibility.