[Western Crossover] A Retired Batman's Guide to Raising Bats

The fifteenth year since Gotham became the safest city in the world.

Bruce Wayne, an antisocial shut-in well past his prime, spends every day cooped up at home, never setting foot outside. Then, one day, a beautiful, sweet-voiced, gentle high school girl drops out of the sky. She obeys his every word and is utterly loyal to him. She cooks for him every day, renovates and tidies up the manor, and even sets up and manages the new Wayne Group for him.

GCPD officer: So, you're saying it went like this?

Bruce Wayne: Yes. Help me, please. Take her away.

The GCPD officers exchange glances: Don't worry, we're professionally trained. No matter how funny it is, we won't laugh, ha ha ha ha... Holy crap! That really happened?!

The girl stands in the corner. No one knows when she arrived or how long she's been listening. Looking at the shut-in, who's trying to sneak away, she speaks softly: "Mr. Wayne, dinner is ready. Would you like to come home and eat?"

Bruce Wayne, pulling a string of tracking devices and listening devices off himself: "..."

Whose unlucky kid is this, anyway?!

It's time for me to come out of retirement and tell this kid that no one gets to run wild in the Batcave!

*

After meeting her father from another world, Tamis realizes that no matter how hard she tries, she can't beat him. She plans to keep their relationship secret until she dies.

But...

Batman: Stay away from Bruce Wayne! Get off my turf!

Tamis: .

Dad, Wayne Manor isn't even fixed yet, and you're already getting carried away with your role.

Well, what else can Tamis do? Keep fixing the house.

A daily-life series set in the parallel world of The Flash movie, about a Bat-kid raising a retired old Bat.

Updates when inspiration strikes. A change of pace.

Theme: After trudging through the mire, at last she finds love