[Crossover] Becoming Batman

[This is the product of my first attempt at writing a novel, and the road that brought me here. Expect ridiculous levels of cringe. Don't blame me if it shocks you!] Bruce Wayne was very confused. Why were more and more outsiders showing up in Gotham lately? Tony Stark? Is this guy here to steal my share of the Gotham market? Clark Kent? You're a reporter from Metropolis, so why do you come running to Gotham every day?! Aquaman, would you mind getting out of my private lake? You're blocking the Batmobile's exit. (In the Justice League movie, the motorcycle exit from the Batcave is in the lake.) Batman is exhausted again today. Warning! This story is on hiatus! I'll continue after I finish updating the other story about Tower Girl! I might make major revisions, or the timeline might suddenly leap forward. Second-person narration for greater immersion. The timeline is dead, and there are heaps of original details. Characterizations are a composite of various adaptations. Everyone has a one-sided crush on the central character. Please look elsewhere if that's not your thing. CP undecided. Pick whichever ship you like. Theme: Protecting Gotham is your duty.