[Dragon Raja + DC] The Years Our Trio Spent Being Sons in Gotham

[An abandoned fic, reworked into a new idea. Let's do this.] There are enough Batkids on Jinjiang to circle Wayne Manor three times, so why can't Caesar be a Batkid? Since Caesar is already a Batkid, why can't Chu Zihang be a Joker kid? And if Chu Zihang is already a Joker kid, surely it makes perfect sense for Lu Mingfei to be Superman's son, right? "If this is a novel, how many mushrooms did the author eat?" Lu Mingfei muttered. "I just hope we're categorized as romance or no-CP... Oh, hell! It's danmei!" * The trio makes its grand debut once more! This time, they're not facing Kabukicho in Japan, but the even tackier alternate-world Gotham: fanfic edition! Noma sends over information from the so-called [Doctor Fate]. If they want to return to their original world, they have to play out their destined roles... During his first week in Gotham, Caesar didn't see his supposed father even once, but he read plenty of tabloid gossip. The Kamaitachi brought him word of the wind: there's a Batcave beneath the manor, and it's full of the scents of Bruce and Batman. Oh, getting mixed up with urban legends? That's a bit different. Caesar calmly sealed off the passage between the manor and the Batcave, then told Pennyworth he was going to meet his friends. In the Batcave, a crowd stared at the photo on the screen of the person Caesar called his "friend" and let out piercing shrieks. A young man with black hair and golden eyes, (son of the Joker). Is something wrong with your friend, Caesar? Chu Zihang tied his unconscious "father" to a chair and said, expressionlessly, "I think I should send him to prison, but I found out he'd just escaped from prison... Are the consequences of privatized prisons in America really this bad? Arkham seems more like someone's backyard." Caesar: "Was it really necessary to point out on this screen that Wayne owns 49% of it?" Then he suddenly froze. "Damn, when I left, he was hanging out with Batman. Could the Joker be part of this too?" Lu Mingfei: "I get it, but why is the poker-faced senior brother the Joker's son? Does he even know how to smile?" Chu Zihang: "..." And also. "Lu Mingfei, can you bleed?" Caesar asked with interest. In that instant, Great God Lu imagined eight million ways to die. He tremblingly pulled out a pencil sharpener blade and gingerly nicked himself. The blade curled up. Lu Mingfei: ... "I can, boss, I swear! Give me a second to try again with the Seven Deadly Sins! Don't take out the kryptonite!" Kryptonian good-for-nothing who breaks the fourth wall | Poker-faced son of the Joker | Batkid Caesar Ensemble story about the trio, out of character, chaotic evil, completely bonkers. A free little story written for love. Updates are irregular. Theme: Making up for regrets