The Villain's Daily Face-Slapping [Reborn]

[On hiatus] Only after someone ran him through the heart with a sword and reduced his bones to ash did Su Yi realize that he was living inside a cultivation novel, as the story's ultimate villain and big boss. Su Yi: ...Heh. . [So, after being reborn] . Rival: "I took the entry slot that should have been yours." Su Yi: "That's fine. The sect master has already taken me as his disciple." . Demon Sect Ghost King: "You're nothing but a disposable pawn in my hands." Su Yi: "Sure. As it happens, I've already brought people to wipe out your hideout." . The original protagonist: "Let's go explore the secret realm together." Su Yi: "No need. I've already taken all the magical treasures, spirit herbs, and secret manuals that were supposed to be yours." . The original protagonist: "Fine. If you like them, you can have them all." Su Yi: "..." Many years later, watching the protagonist cling to his side as always, Su Yi, who had spent the whole journey face-slapping his way to the top, couldn't help feeling that something about the plot was off. . Bottom, 1v1, happy ending, feel-good wish fulfillment, sweet fluff. . Please add my new story to your to-read list: Cultivating Immortality in the Tyrant's Harem Tang Sumou, the greatest alchemist in the cultivation world, is transported into a palace-intrigue novel as the cannon-fodder male empress, utterly despised by the cold-blooded ruler. Confined to the Cold Palace day after day, he has no proper roof over his head, wears tattered clothes, and can only eat leftovers and spoiled food for all three meals. . A group of palace maids weep and plead with him: "Please, Your Majesty, say something nice to His Majesty." There's no way he's going to sweet-talk the emperor, so Tang Sumou simply picks up his old alchemy craft from his previous life. . And so, the spirit-nourishing pills that sharpen the mind, the Great Restoration Pills that cure terminal illnesses, the youth-preserving pills that beautify the complexion, and all kinds of miraculous pills made by Tang Sumou quickly become all the rage throughout the palace. Court officials: "Shocking! Why are the pills made by the empress so effective? They even cured my wife's chronic illness." . The Imperial Preceptor: "I see that Young Master Tang has an affinity with the immortal path. Why not cultivate immortality with me?" . The imperial concubines: "Ahhh! When will Your Majesty leave the Cold Palace? We're almost out of our youth-preserving pills!" In the end, even the emperor can't sit still. . Tang Sumou (coldly): "Your Majesty, what is troubling you this time?" . Emperor: "Suddenly, my chest feels a little tight. Could you rub it for me, darling? ⊙ω⊙" Tang Sumou: "..." . Bottom, 1v1, the love interests only have eyes for each other, feel-good wish fulfillment, sweet fluff.