Sweet Danmei Stories! 耽美小甜文！

1. 1 笨 The Little Foolish Villain Is Up to No Good Again Today 笨蛋小反派今天又在做坏事 Walnut Cloud Slices胡桃云片Danmei (BL)354k WordsCompleted Lin Chile has known since childhood that he is the villain in a comic. His job is to keep doing bad things, pick on the protagonist, and make his life miserable. He has to steal the protagonist’s little cake at kindergarten, erase all the homework the protagonist has written, and deliberately smear paint on him in art class. Hmph. Let me show you what I can do. He can’t help it. Villains are just that bad. Lin Chile pulls a toy gun from his pocket and goes “pew~,” firing a foam bullet at the 11.1kFavorites8.3kClicks/ch5.2kGifts

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   So incredibly cute! These two little babies in their infancy are just too adorable for me! A boisterous but silly bottom and an emotionally stable and reliable top Lele is super cute! She's always causing trouble, but you can't quite figure out what's going on. She's the group's darling, and the guy is very reliable and will take good care of her, raising her from a baby to an adult. Childhood sweethearts are so adorable! [Shy]

2. 2 如 How to Properly Lull a Tyrant to Sleep 如何正确哄睡暴君 Nan Ge Yu Zhuan南歌玉转Danmei (BL)389k WordsCompleted The main story is complete. Extra-long bonus chapters and revisions in progress. A flirtatious concubine who can turn anything, whether wholesome or dirty, into something erotic X a cold-blooded, merciless, terrifying, violent, axe-crazy emperor who can chop people down like vegetables and makes everyone tremble at the mere mention of him. Shen Ling transmigrates and becomes an openly acknowledged spy, sent by his villainous older brother to infiltrate the Tyrant's side. The Tyrant is cruel an 83.1kFavorites68.5kClicks/ch157.1kGifts

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   Dual-transmigration, tyrant as the seme, a true tyrant, a seme with a very eerie feel [Let me see]. So adorable, like a little kitten! Just listen to him, he's like a little sun, so incredibly cute! [Biting handkerchief] Both the top and the bottom are so at ease [yellow hearts][yellow hearts], they don't care if you're talking about black or white, they'll just call you [yellow hearts].

3. 3 咸 The Slacker Spy, Fishing with a Baby in Tow 咸鱼暗卫，带崽摸鱼 Pomelo Jun CC柚子君CCDanmei (BL)302k WordsCompleted Chu Xiu was the imperial capital’s top covert guard. One day, while carrying out a secret mission, he accidentally ended up in bed with a stranger whose face he couldn’t make out, and conceived a child. . A few years later, Chu Xiu was summoned back by his superior and had no choice but to return to the palace with his chubby little one. . The good news: He had a System that could hide the kid, so sneaking off to slack with the child was no problem. The bad news: The System was low on energy, an 39kFavorites36.2kClicks/ch41.8kGifts

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   Childbirth text The sassy bottom and the calm top make for a very well-matched couple. Their baby is adorable too! [Biting handkerchief] A sweet little story, the two of them are so adorable! [Shy] Basically no bombs, at least I don't think there are any.

4. 4 咸 The Lazy Villainous Disciple Won't Run Away While Pregnant 咸鱼孽徒带球不跑 Yue Shan Cuo月山错Danmei (BL)344k WordsCompleted Complete|Next book: The Proud Dragon Heir Kills the Dao to Prove His Love for Me A slow-witted beauty / lazy little ray of sunshine × a master who overthinks everything / dark moonlight . After seven hundred years without taking a disciple, Wei Shenghuai, sect leader of Qianji Sect, suddenly chose a pretty young disciple with mediocre talent. In the eyes of outsiders, his little disciple was shy and well-behaved, respectful toward his master. This pair of unconventional master and disciple se 7.6kFavorites6.4kClicks/ch5.4kGifts

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   Warning: Content involving childbirth Older man/younger woman couple + master/apprentice Cold 1, cute 0, Little Qin is the group's darling, so adorable, and a little cat king/queen [biting handkerchief]

5. 5 皇 Is the Throne the Only Option for Me? 皇位非我不可吗 Spring Breeze Afar春风遥Danmei (BL)410k WordsCompleted One day, Rong Juan transmigrates into a wealthy family. Good news: he’s born into a rich and powerful household. Bad news: the family is dead set on raising him to be a failure. Their standards for ruining Rong Juan include indulging in food and drink, abducting women, and riding recklessly through the streets to injure people... Rong Juan: Is that all? His adoptive older brother secretly keeps a retinue of scholars? He’ll steal the whole lot and make them his male lovers. He’s a natural rebel w 296.8kFavorites338.5kClicks/ch1.2MGifts

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   Tired Baby, you're a little kitten! The story is about a lazy, good-natured guy who transmigrates and is then pushed onto the throne by a group of people who conspire together. He's determined to be the emperor!

6. 6 掉 After My Secret Identity Was Exposed, My Wife Ran Away 掉马后，老婆被吓跑了 Little Pomelo小文旦Danmei (BL)377k WordsCompleted Xiang Zhen was a sunflower from the mountains who had become a spirit. The most important thing for a spirit was fitting into human society. Before long, he met a handsome god of a man who was like the sun. He couldn’t take his eyes off him. According to the “Adult’s Guide,” this meant he had to get married right away. His husband was poor but ridiculously handsome. Xiang Zhen took him to live in a rental and resolved to make a fortune. * Zhou Sicheng was the CEO of a multinational corporation. 141.5kFavorites133.5kClicks/ch318kGifts

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   Still a cute bottom, still a sweet romance. Sunflower Monster (uke) x Pretending to be Poor CEO (seme) The bottom has a naturally adorable, almost childlike quality, which is incredibly cute. He also has a strong "doting husband" vibe, completely embracing a husband-centric personality [shy]. The protagonist initially acts tough, but he's completely captivated by this little sunflower, transforming from a rational, domineering CEO into a wife-obsessed individual. Two super-love-obsessed people fall in love Warning: This story contains elements of pregnancy/side couples (two couples, but the main plot is concentrated in separate side stories).

7. 7 抠 A Cheapskate Fool Transmigrates Into a Villain 抠门笨蛋穿成反派后 Zhang Ma仗马Danmei (BL)558k WordsCompleted ● The penniless, clueless chief minister whose story follows a rise-fall-rise-fall arc x the gay, cold-blooded, inscrutable emperor whose story follows a rise-fall-rise-gay arc ● Eight-year age gap | Read the notes and content warnings below ● My next novel is A Guide to Spoiling Your Blind Little Sweetheart. Tap the first title in my author page! Rong Shuang was knocked out and transported to ancient times. When he opened his eyes, he had become the powerful chief minister of the current dynas 60.8kFavorites44kClicks/ch52.7kGifts

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   Emperor Gong × Transmigrated Shou Cute, cat-like, and beloved by the group, Rongmi is completely a kind and enthusiastic little kitten. The seme has a bit of a domineering presence, but he also enjoys being hit by the kitten. In the early stages, the dominant character tests the kitten, but later the couple becomes completely sweet and loving. This dominant character is very attached to the kitten.

8. 8 殿 Why Is Your Highness So Flustered? 殿下为何如此心虚 Watermelon Stir-Fried with Meat西瓜炒肉Danmei (BL)542k WordsCompleted In the twenty-third year of the Xuanqing era, the Crown Prince died, and the capital was thrown into turmoil. Shen Chiyi had transmigrated into a book, but as a bit-part character, a useless young lord. The imperial power struggle had nothing to do with him. He kept up the appearance of a sickly, good-for-nothing fool, while secretly traveling to Jiangnan under an assumed identity. By chance, he met a noble young man who had fallen on hard times. The young noble was refined, graceful, handsome 429.5kFavorites376.3kClicks/ch1MGifts

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   This Yi Yi is so adorable! I love the romance between the young couple. I haven't watched the main plot closely, but the two main characters are so relatable—one cold and the other warm, I guess it's a bit of a redemption story. [Applause] It's not entirely a sweet romance, but the two characters' relationship is still very sweet and loving. [Glasses emoji]

9. 9 小 The Little Emperor’s Guide to Being Doted On [Ancient to Modern] 小陛下团宠手册[古穿今] Yancheng Taishousheng岩城太瘦生Danmei (BL)410k WordsCompleted (1) Rongrong was an overlooked little prince. With enemy troops at the gates, the old emperor put him on the throne and ran away. The good news was that at the last possible moment, Rongrong and his few remaining officials transmigrated to the modern world. His officials included, among others, a top scholar who had placed first in all three imperial examinations at eighteen, and a great general who crushed the Xiongnu at twenty. Surely they could make a name for themselves in the modern world! 43.4kFavorites75kClicks/ch19.6kGifts

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   The two babies are so incredibly cute... So adorable! It just felt a bit rushed at the end, as it was mostly focused on their baby days and didn't show any romantic development. But the two babies are just too cute!

10. 10 漂 My Beautiful Wife Is an Infinite Boss 漂亮老婆是无限BOSS He Zhuo和灼Danmei (BL)132k WordsCompleted After clearing an SSS-rank infinite instance, Shen Sibai left the infinite world with one of its NPCs. The NPC was a jellyfish that could turn into a human. It had helped Shen Sibai many times when he was in danger, and the two had formed a deep bond. Back in the real world, Shen Sibai immediately went and registered his marriage to the NPC. The NPC was beautiful, a great cook, and a master in bed. Shen Sibai gradually fell head over heels, unable to pull himself away. His only worry was that 5.6kFavorites5kClicks/ch1.5kGifts

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    A very short and sweet story, featuring a non-human jellyfish as the bottom, so cute! [Let me see]

11. 11 他 He's Coming Home With Me! 他要跟我回家！ Mao Lianxi毛连系Danmei (BL)407k WordsCompleted Jiang Jing discovers overnight that he isn't really a member of the Jiang family. At the same time, his former CEO father, whose wife cheated on him, is too busy dealing with his own troubles to help. He packs his things and prepares to go to prison. Jiang Jing goes from being the pampered young master everyone in the Jiang family fawned over to an unwanted orphan in an instant. The next day, Jiang Jing is sent to a remote mountain village. The moment he gets out of the car, the yard is full o 1.3kFavorites967Clicks/ch1.4kGifts

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    Childhood sweethearts, older man/younger woman pairing The protagonist is the darling of the group, ever since they were babies. They were incredibly cute. The protagonist was an adorable but aloof baby when he was young. The other protagonist and his brother were also from the Demon Orb. In short, the two babies were very cute when they were young!

12. 12 我 I Like Your Pheromones 我喜欢你的信息素 Guiding Star引路星Danmei (BL)344k WordsCompleted As a handsome Beta from a well-off family, Duan Jiayan coasted through life for over a decade, doing whatever he pleased, until he met Lu Xingci in high school. Lu Xingci came from a better family, was taller, played basketball better, and was leagues ahead of Duan Jiayan academically. Even Duan Jiayan’s troublemaking friends couldn’t help praising Lu Xingci now and then. Most importantly, the girl Duan Jiayan had his eye on admitted that she’d liked the school heartthrob, Lu Xingci, for years. 1.9MFavorites2.5MClicks/ch1.2MGifts

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    Young couple, 99! ABO sweet romance novels need no introduction, this is my first ABO book.

13. 13 三EN Thrice Married to a Salted Fish 三嫁咸鱼 Bi Ka Bi比卡比Danmei (BL)507k WordsCompleted [The print edition is now available under the title "Three Encounters with a Couch Potato"] When Lin Qingyu was eighteen, he married into a marquis's household to bring good luck, becoming the sickly young marquis's male spouse. On their wedding night, the young marquis lounged on the wedding bed and said, “Beauty, honestly, I really don't want to fight for power in the household. I just want to eat my fill, wait to die, and be a co 764.4kFavorites875.2kClicks/ch791.2kGifts

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    Xingyu99 They seem like a really cute young couple. I especially loved the side story where they travel back in time to the modern world. There was a little bit of angst in the middle, but the rest was great!

14. 14 臣 I Am So Frail 臣好柔弱啊 Ma Hu Zijun马户子君Danmei (BL)365k WordsCompleted Originally titled "The Treacherous Minister Is Like a Delicate Flower". “Treacherous minister” just doesn’t work, so I’ve temporarily changed the title. ■ Audio drama now available on Manbo App, complete first season ■ For updates on the print edition, see @Zonggong Mahuzi_lvz [I recommend enabling author’s notes: every chapter has a silly little skit, and the story is full of foreshadowing, running jokes, and punchlines that pay off much later. The author’s notes point out the callbacks. Hearts 651.9kFavorites1.1MClicks/ch939.8kGifts

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    I can't quite remember this one; it's about a transmigrated protagonist and a reborn protagonist. It's still in the silly, goofy style; it's quite interesting and funny, and very cute.

15. 15 山 Shanhai High School 山海高中 Laughter and Words in the Twilight语笑阑珊Danmei (BL)452k WordsCompleted Simplified Chinese print edition title: Shan Hai High School For the comic, search for “Shan Hai High School” on Bilibili Comics. For the audio drama, search for “Shan Hai High School” on Maoer. Synopsis Lin Jing is a model student: diligent, hardworking, and polite. After transferring in during his second year of high school, he’s forcibly taken under the wing of the worst student in the grade. Completely baffled, Lin Jing asks why. Ji Xingling drapes his uniform over one shoulder and leans 440.5kFavorites650kClicks/ch399kGifts

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    What an adorable young couple! They truly are a rare pair of protagonists with both parents alive and a happy family. [Please!] Campus romance, love blossoms over time, mutual pampering. Cute top and cute bottom, two adorable creatures falling in love [please!]

16. 16 该 It's My Turn to Carry the Team [Full-Dive] 该我上场带飞了[全息] A Lifetime of Splendor一世华裳Danmei (BL)512k WordsCompleted My novel "Time for Me to Carry the Team" goes on presale April 9. Available from Tmall, Dangdang, and other stores~ My new project "Fixing Bugs in a Series" is now underway. Click through to my profile to check it out~ Jiang Chen, a prodigy esports player, led his team to win the first and second seasons of the Youmeng Pro League. His future should have been bright, but a terminal illness forced him to retire at the height of his career. Unwilling to give up, with nothing left to lose and nowher 398.2kFavorites704.3kClicks/ch496.4kGifts

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    I love this cold-faced, cute bottom! The daily life in this holographic game is really interesting; the storyline and gameplay are so sweet, and the male lead is so smart! [Please!] Annual pass (such an old term) Warning: The seme has a female fanbase, and the uke's true identity is only revealed near the end.

17. 17 笨 Foolish Omega Bound to the Rewind System 笨蛋omega绑定回档系统 Mao Qiuqiuo毛球球oDanmei (BL)414k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication. Follow updates on Weibo: @MaoqiuqiuOnTheRooftop] 1. Jian Yuheng dislikes his older brother's secretary, Song Ruochen. This aloof beauty is cool, clever, and never makes a mistake, like a perfect, exquisitely made robot. But one day, Jian Yuheng discovers that Song Ruochen can rewind time. At a dinner, his older brother reaches for a dish, and Song Ruochen spins the lazy Susan. Everyone's eyes turn to them, and Song Ruochen gives a little shudder. The next second, Jian 367.7kFavorites455.9kClicks/ch521.1kGifts

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    An incredibly cute couple: the all-powerful secretary (fake) and his boss's younger brother. [Thumbs up] The protagonist appears aloof but is actually quite adorable; the other protagonist initially has a villainous air about him but is later influenced by the protagonist. This is a very funny article; the rollback system is quite entertaining. Warning: The author has some gossip (I personally think it's unrelated to the story; feel free to read if you don't mind).

18. 18 风 The Ruthless Way of Love 风月无情道 Bi Ka Bi比卡比Danmei (BL)548k WordsCompleted Helan Xi is naturally cheerful and lively, but his constitution forces him to study the Heartless Dao. Everyone on the Heartless Dao is cold and silent, sparing with words. To fit in, Helan Xi has no choice but to suppress his true nature and painfully play the aloof type. Then one day, Helan Xi accidentally... sleeps with his classmate, Song Xun. When he wakes up, Helan Xi instantly loses it. “There's no way I can keep cultivating this stupid Dao! Life, this is what life is all about: full of 194.5kFavorites198.4kClicks/ch193.8kGifts

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    It's incredibly sweet! The shou (bottom) is adorable while the gong (top) is aloof. The shou is truly an incredibly cute kitten—talkative, polite, and a very proud little darling. The gong is genuinely cold, but very direct with the shou, though occasionally a bit sharp-tongued. The two of them chatting is so adorable it'll make me swoon!

19. 19 长 Where the Long Wind Returns 长风有归处 Laughter and Words in the Twilight语笑阑珊Danmei (BL)519k WordsCompleted Synopsis Liang Shu sent a trusted subordinate to White Crane Manor, ordering him to find out exactly what Liu Xian’an hated most. A few days later, the subordinate returned with the report: Second Young Master Liu’s number-one hatred was copying texts, and his number two was you, Your Highness. Liang Shu, top × Liu Xian’an, bottom Wuxia and court politics. Theme: Set sail straight through the waves to cross the vast sea 188.8kFavorites249.6kClicks/ch230.5kGifts

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    The author of the sweet and fluffy novel "Laughing and Laughing" is a master of this genre, with virtually no triggers. The guy is adorable and incredibly talented! [Thumbs up]

20. 20 有 Come By for Tea When You Have Time 有空来喝茶 Little Pomelo小文旦Danmei (BL)345k WordsCompleted After teaching senior high school seniors, the scheming gong is suddenly assigned to teach first-grade math and serve as homeroom teacher, because a teacher in the elementary division needs bed rest to protect her pregnancy. With an Olympiad math champion at the helm, the class's scores improve steadily, except for one little rascal. After looking over the boy's atrocious test papers and homework, the gong calls his parent. “Do you never help your kid with homework?” The clueless shou is devast 174.2kFavorites187.9kClicks/ch363.1kGifts

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    The idiot and his smart husband It's a story about having a baby, and the baby is especially cute, perfectly inheriting the silly protagonist's math intelligence, hahaha!

21. 21 大 The Gorgeous Man Moves to the City for Work with His Child 大美人带崽进城务工 Little Pomelo小文旦Danmei (BL)344k WordsCompleted Whenever a proud god conceives a mortal’s child, all memories of that mortal are automatically erased. So when Bai Qingyu, a tea god with an empty head and barely any magic, is asked by his son, “Dad, do I have a mom?” Bai Qingyu scratches his cheek. “No idea.” They say the city has good schools. Wanting his son to get a better education, Bai Qingyu decides to follow the bricklayer next door’s example and move to the city for work with his kid. A kind soul finds him a job as a live-in nanny at 155.4kFavorites220.6kClicks/ch181.8kGifts

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    Actually, I don't usually like reading stories about having children in the main plot, but I couldn't resist Cha Bao's cuteness, so I just gave it a try and ended up finishing it! [Please!]

22. 22 教 After Going Undercover, the Cult Leader Ended Up Pregnant 教主卧底后怀崽了 Little Pomelo小文旦Danmei (BL)320k WordsCompleted The Demonic Cult vanished without a trace for twenty years. At last, its young leader had grown up. Stirring up chaos and bloodshed throughout the martial world was the duty of every cult leader. The beautiful cult leader, full of wicked schemes, joined the righteous world's greatest sect, Hengxue Sect. The sect master was noble and pure, a paragon of virtue and a shining light of the righteous path. Capture the king to capture his men. The cult leader took the opportunity to get close to the 110.8kFavorites100.1kClicks/ch332.7kGifts

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    Master and apprentice, older and younger So cute! This little Meng is totally a baby! Spoiled by his master, spoiled by his subordinates, and even his own little one spoils him. Warning: There is a secondary romantic pairing, and it takes up a bit more of the plot.

23. 23 神 Divine Descendant 神嗣 Longhaired Orange Cat长毛橘Danmei (BL)638k WordsCompleted [A quick recommendation for my other novels] ● Ongoing: "Good News Today": half-baked fortune-teller shou X "over three meters tall" ghost-bride gong. It's already got plenty of chapters! This novel is mostly about the strange daily life of a beautiful, pregnant man who has no idea what's growing inside him~ Jiang Ci was pregnant. After a whole week of nausea and vo 38.3kFavorites63.2kClicks/ch32.3kGifts

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    Evil god as the top and human as the bottom, Cthulhu pantheon The seme's physical appearance is not good, there is mpreg, and the uke gets pregnant. Warning: The child is named "born" by the seme after the uke gets pregnant. I don't know how to describe it, and it probably doesn't count as childbirth in the true sense. The main plot doesn't revolve around the young couple; they just play around and then incidentally rescue people, which is quite interesting.

24. 24 邪 A Handbook for Living with an Evil God Cat 邪神猫咪同居手册 sheepseaDanmei (BL)271k WordsCompleted [First published exclusively on Jinjiang Literature City. Thank you to every reader who supports legitimate publications!] Pure-hearted younger gong with an unusual way of thinking x cold-faced, catlike, beautiful nonhuman shou Mu Jinxiu x Shui Yuxiu Mu Jinxiu was the disfavored young master of the Mu family. His parents divorced, and he grew up alone. Even after reaching adulthood, his family planned to marry him off for an alliance. His betrothed was supposedly the eldest son of the Shui fam 35.2kFavorites32.6kClicks/ch27.3kGifts

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    The story features a cat-like evil god as the bottom and a dog-like human as the top; the male is younger than the female, and the female is the dominant one. This bottom is so incredibly cute, completely adorable with a cool, aloof expression! His non-human cuteness is off the charts, and I feel like the top's character is quite rare too, very adorable overall. Two adorable creatures are in love! [Please!]

25. 25 小 No Online Dating, Little Kitty 小猫不许网恋 Dawn Stars Along the Way一路晓星Danmei (BL)224k WordsCompleted 1. Chi Su is a pure-white Napoleon cat. Every day, he eats his fill and sleeps at the university, then wakes up and eats some more, accepting treats from the students. One day, his most familiar caretaker suddenly burst into tears while feeding him, murmuring, "Shang Zhixing is such a scumbag..." Chi Su was shocked. Seeing his caretaker sob so hard she could barely catch her breath, he decided to avenge her. But demons can't hit people, and as a cat, he certainly couldn't bully anyone. Racking 3.4kFavorites2.7kClicks/ch1.5kGifts

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    It's so sweet and comforting, perfect for watching before bed. [Thumbs up] kitten, real kitten I loved their ambiguous relationship phase; it was so incredibly sweet! [Please!]

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