
After Failing to Assassinate My Husband
刺杀老攻失败后
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 846k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
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Little octopus and Linlin want to be well 🐰
Boss, please add some extra chapters! Also, can the lifespan theory be resolved? 😣😣 I'm so afraid that after a hundred years, Little Octopus will be gone and go back to its home planet 😭
Boss, please write a parallel version.
Boss, I want to read all your stories featuring the bottom (shou)!
Having read up to chapter 153, I couldn't resist wanting to see the ending, but how could it end like this? The little rabbit, the little bird, the little fish, the little grass, and everyone else—how could it all just end like this? I really wanted to see them all together after the apocalypse, playing and laughing together, happy and carefree.
It's a great read, thank you author for telling such a wonderful story! [Rose emoji]
Hooray! It's finished! I've read two of your books in a row now [pat on the head]. The part about traveling back six years to be an assistant and talking about the human being electrocuted really shocked me! At the same time, every time I see politicians in high positions manipulating power, I get so angry, I want to throw them all onto the battlefield!
I started reading this author's works after "The Wedding Ceremony," and every single one of them was wonderful. Compared to those, this one doesn't feel like a comedy at all; it's filled with farewells from beginning to end. I'm getting older, and I really can't handle this kind of thing. I opened it several times and finally finished it crying. It's so good! *Sobs*
I want to see a Joker spin-off!!! Please, please, please!
Meeting you again amidst falling blossoms—what a fine piece of writing!