After Marrying into a Wealthy Family, My Little Taoist Temple Became a Hit

【Please check out “After the Side Character Got Bound to JJ Literature City.” Kisses.】 The Si family finally found their long-lost son, Si Huai, but he was always dabbling in feudal superstition and unorthodox practices. Unable to watch any longer, the Si family sent him to the Lu family for a marriage alliance. Si Huai was born with a gift for the occult, but his constitution was so intensely yang that ghosts and spirits stayed away. He visited every haunted building and sinister old house he could find, yet never encountered a single supernatural event. On the very first day he met his fiancé, Si Huai encountered the first ghost of his life. Overjoyed to the point of tears, Si Huai ruffled the ghost’s head and told his blind date, “I’ve read the signs. We’re going to marry young.” Lu Xiuzhi: ... * Lu Xiuzhi was a business magnate with a vast fortune, but his constitution was intensely yin, attracting ghosts and monsters. As long as he stayed with someone of intensely yang constitution, he could escape the evil spirits that haunted him. So Lu Xiuzhi and Si Huai got married. One day, Lu Xiuzhi came home from a business trip. He found that his home had become a Taoist temple. Si Huai sat with one leg crossed, watching a group of ghosts burn incense and bow. “Some people are blessed with a living by their founding master. I’m fed by Heaven itself, so the Heavenly Dao is my founding master.” “No cutting in line. One ghost at a time.” “A civilized city depends on every ghost doing its part.” Lu Xiuzhi: ??? Notes: 1. This won’t be scary. I’m scared too. 2. Lighthearted and lively, with a silly, comedic vibe. I hope you enjoy it. 3. The protagonist is irreverent and outrageously confident, doing occult stuff his own way. His golden finger is exceptionally powerful. Sweet, satisfying, and silly. The story is entirely fictional; any resemblance is coincidental. It is set in a fictional modern world. If you take things too seriously, please don’t read. If you take things too seriously, please don’t read. (Important!) 4. There’s an anti-piracy lock~ If you can’t read it, clear your cache or purchase the chapters, dear readers. Coming soon: “After the Side Character Got Bound to JJ Literature City” One moment, Yu Zhi was half-heartedly listening to a friend complain that the male lead of some apocalypse novel was a bloodthirsty, deranged psychopath. The next, the novel’s plot became reality. The apocalypse arrived, and pollution mutated across the globe. Some people were contaminated, with mouths growing right out of their crowns. Others awakened and gained supernatural abilities. Yu Zhi: What the hell?! The bad news: He had never properly listened to his friend’s plot summary. The good news: He had awakened an ability, a book called JJ Literature City. 【Ability One: You are a side character in JJ Literature City.】 【Note: You used to be nothing more than an ordinary, unremarkable side character in a novel. But from now on, you will...】 Yu Zhi took a deep breath and excitedly flipped to the next page. His smile instantly froze: 【...have no bodily functions!】 ??? Was that supposed to be an ability? * Before long, Yu Zhi had the misfortune of running into the male lead, Fu Suxi, covered in blood and looking like a demon fresh out of hell. The good news was that Yu Zhi had just gained a second ability. The bad news was that his new ability seemed utterly useless. 【Ability Two: Censored.】 【Effect: Make one person lose their will at ten paces, and leave no trace even after a thousand miles.】 The moment Fu Suxi drew close to Yu Zhi, the killing intent in his heart inexplicably vanished. He pressed his knife to Yu Zhi’s throat and asked with amused interest, “What did you do to me?” Yu Zhi: “...” Would you believe me if I said I did you? Theme: Live in harmony with nature and build a civilized, welcoming society together.