My Nine-Thousand-Year-Old Eunuch [Reborn]

Jing Heng is reborn in Great Qi with a "Villain Conquest System" in his head. Other people's Systems can do anything under the sun; his only knows how to idle.

In the fifth year of Yongyuan, Jing Heng falls in love at first sight with Feng Ming, the powerful eunuch.

Feng Ming commands the Eastern Depot and supports the young emperor, wielding absolute power. The officials both hate and fear him.

Feng Ming: Nothing special. I can just fight.

He can certainly fight, but he's also beautiful. Even the late Emperor Qi Shengzong loved Feng Ming without ever winning his heart!

Jing Heng: Shengzong doesn't stand a chance.

To win his beloved, Jing Heng spares no effort. Whenever he has a moment, he tarnishes the reputation of this long-dead romantic rival.

Until Jing Heng discovers that he is the reincarnation of Emperor Qi Shengzong.

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Qi Shengzong's greatest regret in life was never telling Feng Ming how he felt.

After his death, he split his soul into fragments and gave up seven reincarnations, each ending in tragedy, in exchange for a chance to be reborn. Though he had no memories in his new lives, whether reborn as a flower, bird, fish, or insect, he remained passionate and devoted to Feng Ming.

In his final life, his fragmented soul is finally reborn as a human. Qi Shengzong disguises himself as a System and uses Jing Heng, his reincarnation, to win Feng Ming's favor.

Qi Shengzong: Reaping the rewards without lifting a finger.

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Jing Heng: The mission is complete. Your husband is wonderful. He's mine now.

Qi Shengzong: I hear you've been going around saying I can't perform?

*Jing Heng, Qi Shengzong, and Feng Ming have a total of 800 brain cells. We know Qi Shengzong has 799 of them.

[The former emperor, now a gentle, possessive wolf in the making, is the pursuer x a fiercely capable, beautiful, tragic eunuch who'd rather fight than talk, the recipient.]

No matter how many times he's reincarnated, the pursuer is completely infatuated with the recipient alone.

Pursuer POV · Both are each other's only one · They dote on each other

1. The world is fictional, so please don't nitpick.

2. They were secretly in love with each other in their previous life, but neither could bring themselves to say it.

3. When the pursuer reincarnates, his soul is torn in two. Later, Jing Heng and Qi Shengzong's consciousnesses coexist, and they ultimately become one.

Content Warnings:

1. The pursuer has a split personality for a while, but gets better. Both in his previous life and this one, he's never been with anyone else.

2. The recipient is a real eunuch. Think of it like neutering a cat.

3. Many people love the recipient, but he only loves the pursuer and is devoted and passionate toward him alone. (A flag: I'll bet a pack of spicy strips that you'll fall in love with him by the end.)

[Important] The poems and other literary works that appear in the story are quotations. They're marked in the author's notes, though sometimes they get removed during proofreading. If you spot one of these, please let me know. Thank you!

Coming Soon: Pursuer POV, The Lazy Prince Lies Flat and Wins as the Recipient

The eldest prince, Yun Ye, is gay and knows he has no chance of inheriting the throne. But his younger brother, the crown prince, is very concerned about him and worries himself sick trying to help Yun Ye find the man he loves.

Yun Ye, who has been single until now because of his social anxiety: Thanks, little brother.

Pei Jinxuan is a shadow guard serving the crown prince. His latest mission is to marry Yun Ye, win his trust, and get him distracted by beauty and lost in a life of sensual pleasures.

Pei Jinxuan, who's neither beautiful nor gentle: This is so hard.

The crown prince arranges a honey trap and successfully gets Pei Jinxuan into Yun Ye's bed. Then he coaxes and tricks Yun Ye into marrying him. Seeing how well the two suit each other, the crown prince smiles with satisfaction.

After the wedding, Pei Jinxuan uses every trick in the book to carry out his mission. Yun Ye knows exactly what's going on, but lets Pei Jinxuan clumsily seduce him. He even gets so carried away that every day, before sunset, he lies on the bed with an expectant look, waiting for Pei Jinxuan.

Pei Jinxuan falls silent. Even ten hours of martial arts training wouldn't make his back ache this much.

Yun Ye: "My husband's so skilled at martial arts. Surely you're not out of energy already?"

Pei Jinxuan, determined to keep his pride, can only show Yun Ye once more the resilience of his waist and his astonishing stamina!

[A socially anxious, laid-back beauty with a built-in streak of bad luck as the pursuer vs. a shadow guard who thinks his mission is going perfectly, while actually being won over in return, as the recipient]

*Pursuer POV · Both are each other's only one · Marriage first, love later*

Only the crown prince takes court intrigue seriously. Everyone else has completely checked out.

Important! Though Yun Ye lies flat, he really is the pursuer!

[This story is coming soon. Kind-hearted readers, please add it to your collection.]

Theme: Be passionate and persistent.